John Denver Fan Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 10 hours ago, eclipse said: 139: Have you ever gotten a paper cut from the edge of an envelope? It sucks. Combat this by sealing every last envelope that's on sale! Best original thing I have seen from you. 145. Say that there is a wildfire nearby and evacuate the building when there is no wildfire nearby 146. Smash every TV in the electronics section using your bare hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 147: Smash every TV in the electronics section while wearing these and yelling "HULK SMASH!" 148: Do yoga in the middle of the aisles. Naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umerol Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 149. Get some onions and chew them in front of people. Bonus points if you paint yourself green. 150. Break every clock and watch and say "The time is nigh..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 151. Open all the Lego boxes and scatter the Legos on the floor. 152. After doing so, make a "security checkpoint" at the entrance of the store and confiscate everyone's shoes and socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Rex Glacies said: 152. After doing so, make a "security checkpoint" at the entrance of the store and confiscate everyone's shoes and socks. I hope there is no illegal substances in there because you know... stupid people. 153. Bring some rice and seaweed and take some fish meat to make some sushi and don't heat up the fish meat and after it is finished, give it to everyone in the store. 154. Do the same above, but use beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 155. Move the canned pineapples into the frozen pizza section. 156. Put beer cans into the coolers, where they belong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, eclipse said: 156. Put beer cans into the coolers, where they belong! The reason they belong there is because we need root beer, not beer. 157. Move the Nintendo Switch consoles into the deli section 158. Say that all beer is $1,000,000 over the speakers making them go for root beer instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 159. Take over the loudspeaker. Play GG Allin songs over it. If you don't know who that is, it's probably for the best. 160. "Correct" all instances of Deadpool to "Spider-man" with a biro. (I assume walmart has a dvd section, we don't have them) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umerol Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 161. Put chocolates in the freezer and then saying that they will melt if we don't put them in. 162. Open earphones cases and put them on the display tablets/phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 163. Take all the fertilizer from the Garden section and put it on the food in the produce section. 164 Play this song full blast on the speakers: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 165. Yell that Target is SOOOOO MUCH BETTER 166. Talk about your favorite anime and video game ships to the workers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 (edited) 167: Come dressed as a pokemon trainer, bring your pet along (just about any kind of pet but a fish would work), and challenge people to a pokemon battle. 168: If female, cosplay as Sharla from Xenoblade 1 and shoot people with an airsoft rifle. If male, cosplay as Gadolt instead and do the same. If you're in a heterosexual relationship, bring your partner and have them cosplay too so both Sharla and Gadolt can be shooting "enemies" or "mechon". Bonus points if you start making out somewhere. Bonus bonus points if you have a few kids also armed with airsoft rifles. Edited February 27, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takumeme Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 (edited) 169. Dump all of the Pineapples on the floor and yell “BETRAYAL!” 170. Say Dear Evan Hansen is better than Hamilton to all the workers. One of them is bound to disagree. Edited February 27, 2018 by Takumeme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 171. Debate with the staff on which one of the Olsen twins is more talented. 172. Claim you identify as a plant and you feel discriminated against if the staff "don't let you root them". Bonus points if they take it as more than stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 173. Take a nerf bow from the toys section and yell "You abandoned your family and Hoshido! Now pay for your betrayal!" 174. Sing "I know a song that gets on your nerves, gets on your nerves, gets on your nerves. I know a song that gets on your nerves and this is how it goes!" over and over on the intercom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umerol Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 175. Pop all the balls in the sports section. 176. Play any sports inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 177. Put a pineapple on your head and run around yelling "NOHRIAN SCUM!" 178. Bring a Nerf gun painted to look like a real one and point it at people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 179: cosplay as corrin(hinoka and sakura work as well) and stand guard over the pineapples and/or lobsters saying “you can’t take away my family!” 180: start randomly inspecting pineapples and if anyone asks say that you’re looking for spongebob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 181: Cosplay as Hinoka or Takumi and start calling people Nohrian Scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 182 Cosplay Ryoma and start singing under the sea from the Little Mermaid 183 Yell Game of thrones spoilers out on the intercom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 184. Take sword into the store and slash all the fruit and say that I'm a fruit ninja. 185. Get on the speakers and yell every insult found on this page of this thread. Bonus points if the manager is there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
치퍼 존스 팬 Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 186. Take the paint from the D.I.Y. section and play a game of real life Splatoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 187. Get Moon shoes and play IRL Mario Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 3 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said: 187. Get Moon shoes and play IRL Mario Does this include eating all the mushrooms and stomping on anything that may be considered an enemy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 5 hours ago, Mad-manakete said: Does this include eating all the mushrooms and stomping on anything that may be considered an enemy? Of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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