DisobeyedCargo Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 100!! Scream 100 around the store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 101. Blast an earrape version of Yoshi Valley over the intercom. 102. Start screaming "I AM THE FELL DRAGON!" over and over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 (edited) 103: Act like a deranged hobo in a display tent in the outdoors section. Yell at people "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! THIS IS MY HOUSE!" Take food and drinks from the grocery section and eat them there and never shower. 104: Play porn on all the TVs. Edited February 22, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 105. Yell in the speakers "There is a American Alligator in the store! Evacuate the store immediately." when there is alligator meat in the store. 106. Turn all the TVs off in the electronics section and say that it happened because of technical issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 minute ago, John Denver Fan said: 105. Yell in the speakers "There is a American Alligator in the store! Evacuate the store immediately." when there is alligator meat in the store. 106. Turn all the TVs off in the electronics section and say that it happened because of technical issues. They sell alligator meat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 What I ment to say was that I would take some alligator meat into the store, put it on display and do the action I listed, I done it in a hurry because I edit Wikipedia around this time. 107. Tell the people in the store over the speakers "The end of days is near a comet is going to hit the Earth in 20 days, prepare for that day" 108. Take a fishing rod from the section that sells them and use it to fish the fish meat that is on display and say "It was freshly caught" to the cashier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
치퍼 존스 팬 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, John Denver Fan said: Take a fishing rod from the section that sells them and use it to fish the fish meat that is on display and say "It was freshly caught" to the cashier. Why didn't I think of this before? 109. Say that the TVs on display is free to take home. 110 Release a Burmese Python into the store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 111 Put a bicycle in a display case and when someone tries to take it say "There's a time and place for everything but not now" 112 the above but for fishing rods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 23, 2018 Author Share Posted February 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Pengaius said: 111 Put a bicycle in a display case and when someone tries to take it say "There's a time and place for everything but not now" 112 the above but for fishing rods. You have won a million internets. 113: Ask for directions to Kmart. 114: Hide in the big thing filled with those cheap play balls and jump out and scare little kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 (edited) 115. Walk up to random people and ask if they are here for the threesome 116. Walk up to the carpet, place your hands on it and shout IM REALLY FEELING IT!! Edited February 23, 2018 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 23, 2018 Author Share Posted February 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, DisobeyedCargo said: 116. Walk up to the carpet, place your hands on it and shout IM REALLY FEELING IT!! Shulk go home you're drunk. xD 117: Put fake 100 dollar bills on the floor and glue quarters to the floor. 118: Instead of asking people if they're here for the threesome, ask if they're here for the ORGY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 119. Slowly walk towards the bathrooms, with needles sticking out of your pants pockets. 120. Bring the magical kingdom of Dust alive! Their residents are Bunnies, and they're hiding from the wicked Brooms, in the deepest corners of the store. Reassemble them, then deliver them to their One True Home, on top of the allergy pills! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniec8711 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 121 - Empty the condom and lube inventory into your shopping cart. Then stroll around the store smiling and winking at members of the opposite sex. Bonus points if they're with their partner. 122 - Remove any "Caution Wet Floor" signs you see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 23, 2018 Author Share Posted February 23, 2018 123: Put a Halloween decoration of a severed head or something similar in the one of the freezers covered in ketchup. 124: Drain the fish tanks. Don't bother trying to relocate the goldfish. Let them die on the floor, they were going to die as soon as they were bought anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 125:take all the labels off all the canned goods and swap them around so even you don't know what's what anymore. 126: The shop sequence. Repeat it for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle-Flora Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 127. Run laps around the grocery store while pushing around shopping carts. 128. TP the entire building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Miracle-Flora said: TP the entire building. Ah the newfangled abbreviations, in my day we said Toilet Paper of course that was when I was four. 129. Take all the bread and replace them with Amiibos. 130. Yell at random people and flip the bird at a cashier. Bonus points if their manager is nearby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 131 Walk around naked pretending to be invisible 132 play the pillar man theme on the speakers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 133: Play the nyan cat music at full blast on the speakers and run around in your underwear with rainbow strings tied to your butt. 134: Pee in all the plants in the garden center. Say you're "watering" them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
치퍼 존스 팬 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 21 hours ago, eclipse said: 119. Slowly walk towards the bathrooms, with needles sticking out of your pants pockets. God knows what those needles are for, hopefully it isn't one of those medical needles. How unoriginal. 135. Take Corrin into the store and tell her to ruin everything in the electronics section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Chipper Jones Fan said: 135. Take Corrin into the store and tell her to ruin everything in the electronics section. Oh we're bringing in fictional characters? Fun! 136: Show Ike the meat department and teach him how to use a barbecue grill. Let him have a feast right there. 137: Tell Link the containers/packaged items have rupees in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 138: Your service animal is Stitch, and Wal-Mart will honor that! 139: Have you ever gotten a paper cut from the edge of an envelope? It sucks. Combat this by sealing every last envelope that's on sale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 140. Forget playing Mario Kart with the shopping Karts. Bring some friends and play IRL Super Smash Bros. Everything in the store is an item and will be used as either food, a projectile, a container (which must be busted)or a melee weapon. 141.Bring even more friends and play IRL Fire Emblem. As this is a base invasion, be polite and be the red team. Anyone in Blue colors is an enemy unit and must be defeated. This is a route mission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 51 minutes ago, Mad-manakete said: 140. Forget playing Mario Kart with the shopping Karts. Bring some friends and play IRL Super Smash Bros. Everything in the store is an item and will be used as either food, a projectile, a container (which must be busted)or a melee weapon. You have won a billion internets 142. Play Kirby IRL, so just eat everything your see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 143 play pokemon IRL and just walk up to anyone who looks at you and. Challenge them to a battle but be real aggressive about it. 144 Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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