DisobeyedCargo Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 On 3/3/2018 at 4:44 PM, Dragoncat said: 222. Put monopoly money in all the greeting cards. 223. Read smut fanfics over the intercom. Fanfic of what 229. Break all the pots with a replica master sword Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 230. Scam customers by putting the store's entire inventory into loot boxes. 231. Open up every Movie, TV Show Box Set, and Music Album in the electronics section and burn them onto your laptop while dressed as a pirate. 232. Approach random people and yell "Round One! Fight!!" 233. Continually ask customer service to help you look for a book that doesn't exist. 234. Perform a one man reenactment Hamlet in the middle of the store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 50 minutes ago, DisobeyedCargo said: Fanfic of what It doesn't matter, but the smuttier the better lol. 235. Wear a ninja costume and cut all the fruit up with a big knife and throw the chunks of fruit all over the store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 236. Tear the toilet seats off the display toilets and smash them with your head while saying "I am going to break the world record of most toilet seats getting smashed with a head in one minute" 237. Tear open the candy bags and eat the candy while walking into the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 8, 2018 Author Share Posted March 8, 2018 238. Look under the closed bathroom stalls and yell "Peek a boo!" at the people in them. 239. Smear peanut butter on all the toilet seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 16, 2019 Author Share Posted February 16, 2019 I'm necromancing this thread! Go nuts people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 240. get a black cat, a boom box and a bunch of friends to cosplay as the phantom thieves and run around the store looking for the "palace treasure" while blasting life will change. If the manager shows up. Instantly attack him or runaway as he/she is the palace ruler. Also try to attack and/or recruit any nearby employees. 241. cosplay as Yu narukami and with an actual katana go into the electronics section and try to force yourself into the T.V world or try to protect everyone by slashing and destroying all the T.V.s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 242. Hand out a series of surveys to the employees about their favorite Walmart alternatives. 243. Open every trading card pack until you find the rare card you're looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 (edited) 244. Cosplay kasane Teto(or Ted doesn’t really matter), hoard and/or devour all the baguettes and then start singing random jpop music at the top of your lungs or over the intercom. 245. Alternatively do the same thing but instead of Teto it’s Miku and instead of baguettes it’s leaks bonus points if you are extremely tone deaf Edited February 16, 2019 by Ottservia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 246. Open a box of your frozen food of choice and heat it on one of the display ovens, claiming that you really wanted to take a free sample and it wasn't available at the time. 247. Scratch off the silver part of the cards in the electronics section and redeem the codes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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