Jump to content

1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart


Dragoncat
 Share

Recommended Posts

On 3/3/2018 at 4:44 PM, Dragoncat said:

222. Put monopoly money in all the greeting cards.

223. Read smut fanfics over the intercom.

Fanfic of what :smug:

229. Break all the pots with a replica master sword 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 134
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

230. Scam customers by putting the store's entire inventory into loot boxes.

231. Open up every Movie, TV Show Box Set, and Music Album in the electronics section and burn them onto your laptop while dressed as a pirate.

232. Approach random people and yell "Round One! Fight!!"

233. Continually ask customer service to help you look for a book that doesn't exist.

234. Perform a one man reenactment Hamlet in the middle of the store.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

50 minutes ago, DisobeyedCargo said:

Fanfic of what

It doesn't matter, but the smuttier the better lol.

235. Wear a ninja costume and cut all the fruit up with a big knife and throw the chunks of fruit all over the store.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

236. Tear the toilet seats off the display toilets and smash them with your head while saying "I am going to break the world record of most toilet seats getting smashed with a head in one minute"

237. Tear open the candy bags and eat the candy while walking into the bathroom.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

238. Look under the closed bathroom stalls and yell "Peek a boo!" at the people in them.

239. Smear peanut butter on all the toilet seats.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 11 months later...

240. get a black cat, a boom box and a bunch of friends to cosplay as the phantom thieves and run around the store looking for the "palace treasure" while blasting life will change. If the manager shows up. Instantly attack him or runaway as he/she is the palace ruler. Also try to attack and/or recruit any nearby employees.

241. cosplay as Yu narukami and with an actual katana go into the electronics section and try to force yourself into the T.V world or try to protect everyone by slashing and destroying all the T.V.s

Link to comment
Share on other sites

244. Cosplay kasane Teto(or Ted doesn’t really matter), hoard and/or devour all the baguettes and then start singing random jpop music at the top of your lungs or over the intercom.

245. Alternatively do the same thing but instead of Teto it’s Miku and instead of baguettes it’s leaks

bonus points if you are extremely tone deaf

Edited by Ottservia
Link to comment
Share on other sites

246. Open a box of your frozen food of choice and heat it on one of the display ovens, claiming that you really wanted to take a free sample and it wasn't available at the time.

247. Scratch off the silver part of the cards in the electronics section and redeem the codes.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...