IfIHadToPickADude Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 127. Unless it's original and clever, no more communism jokes regarding Xander. 128. Don't ask Shura how his family is doing. 129. Just because Hana likes cherry blossoms does not mean that she likes Sakura in a romantic way. 130. The following is not to be put on the list of things we need: Sweets Corrin Addicts Anonymous Meetings Lobsters Anything that is pickled Tomatoes Weekly Allies of Justice meetings "special equipment" (you are completely capable of tending to your kinky needs) Soldiers Dragon anything Ladies of the Night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 131. Rule 128 also extends to Oboro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 132: Rule 128 also extends to Mozu. 133: Stop calling Nohrians who reclass to Hoshidan classes "weebs". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 (edited) 134. Same as rule 133, except for Hoshidans who reclass into Nohrian classes. 135. Stop saying Flora's hair looks like a piece of lettuce, we know what she done the last time we said that... Edited March 7, 2018 by John Denver Fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Rule 136. Don't ask anyone about their family unless they bring it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 137:Whoever’s stealing Camilla’s bra will be publicly flogged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 1 minute ago, CyberController said: 137:Whoever’s stealing Camilla’s bra will be publicly flogged. 138. This applies to anyone who steals any woman's bra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 139: Okay, that applies to men’s underwear too, Nina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 140. No stealing anyone's clothing you perverts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 141:Sophia, please cut it out. Nobody needed to see Hans naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 142: No shoes allowed, rule approved by our lord and savior Corrin and her fellow cousin and sometimes wife Azura. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 16 minutes ago, Nym said: 142: No shoes allowed, rule approved by our lord and savior Corrin and her fellow cousin and sometimes wife Azura. 143. NO INCEST. I don't care if you were adopted Corrin, they are your family, and that is disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 8, 2018 Author Share Posted March 8, 2018 144:If you do have to romance your family members, please don’t refer to them as “big brother” or “big sister” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 8, 2018 Author Share Posted March 8, 2018 145: Xander, please get better taste in retainers. A womanizer and a psychopath makes you look weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 8, 2018 Author Share Posted March 8, 2018 146: Just because Corrin is a dragon does not mean that they are cold blooded. Stop putting heat lamps to make them move faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 147. Singing "Hellfire" to Felicia after the incident with Flora and fire is not allowed. 148. Daikons are food not weapons. 149. Just because you don't like someone doesn't mean you should smash their swords together until they have massive dings in them. Looking at you Takumi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 150. Do not sing this to Flora when Felicia is nearby: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 (edited) 151. @John Denver Fan is only to mention/talk to Flora 3 times a day Edited March 8, 2018 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Denver Fan Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 152. Rule 151 Is null and void due to it violating Nohr's constitution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 153: Do not say that Flora is 'hot', you monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 154. "Your mom" jokes made around Laslow/Odin/Selena are not allowed. They will decide the punishment of the offender. 155. Whoever threatened Azura this evening by putting a pair of scissors on her pillow is in for a public flogging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 What's witch all the public flogging? 156. 154 goes double for Oboro, especially if you are Nohrian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 (edited) 157: You cannot offer milk or anything related to milk to Felicia, she's lactose intolerant. Edited March 9, 2018 by Nym Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 158.As an addenum to 157, Camilla is not a cow, and is not to be milked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 18 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said: 151. @John Denver Fan is only to mention/talk to Flora 3 times a day 159. ...lets just make that a categorical "Flora and Felicia have a full restraining order against @John Denver Fan." He is to be arrested for violating said order and thrown in the Prison, if he attempts to contact them or stalk them in any way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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