Garlyle Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Because that's where people don't expect to find it. Why are mages dress in purple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) Because SPQR stronk! Why do Greek demigods wear orange shirts? Edited April 5, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Because orange is cool (also hey, fellow Percy Jackson fan. Haven't read the books in a long-ass time though so if there was an actual reason for why the Camp Half-blood shirts are orange, i forgot) What is the 5th rule of the Salvager's Code? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Recycle and use the scrap to upgrade your equipment. Everything is legal in New Jersey, and three teens are lost in the woods. Why are they heading to LA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Because the sun tans in Jersey aren't as good as the ones in LA, plus you won't be attacked by sewer alligators with laser cannons. What is the difference between a nut and a bolt in the winter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 You can eat nuts, but not bolts. When will FEXNA come out? (Real answer: When NASA sends humans to Mars.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Eventually. Why does the Falcon Punch not set people on fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Because it is a Fighting type attack, not a Fire type attack. Why does Smash Bros have a shortage of ice/cold attacks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Because the Smash Bros community has no chill. How do Smash Bros characters get revived when they die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Through a mixture of 1-UP Shrooms, Zelda Fairies, Max Revives, Cups of Lifenoodles, and (recently added) Phoenix Downs, topped off with a use of the Aum staff. Why aren't there many Percy Jackson fanfics with the "son of Artemis" concept that are of good quality? (Random question lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) They don't get written. Why does the next user have to answer this? Edited April 5, 2018 by Mad-manakete ninja'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 To continue the thread. Why don't much people on this site know of the great COOKIECHEESEMAN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) He's not to their tastes. What have I got in my pockets? Edit: I don't actually have pockets. Also the answer is a terrible pun. Edited April 5, 2018 by Mad-manakete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 The PRECIOUSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Who lives, who dies, who tells your story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 No one lives eveyone dies Morgan Freeman why did the chicken cross the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 So it could get hit by a car and summon its chicken allies to assault the car. What are the 11 secret herbs and spices of KFC? (One of them is probably Soylent Green) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger Without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle Coconut, Chamomile, Blueberry Chamomile, Decaf Vanilla Walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Grey. What is the average speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 43 m/s will you give me a back massage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) Ok, but know I am not responsible for any broken shoulders or missing wallets you may experience during the massage. How many Nopon does it take to screw in a light bulb? Edited April 5, 2018 by TheGoodHoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 1 minute ago, TheGoodHoms said: Ok, but know I am not responsible for any broken shoulders or missing wallets you may experience during the message. How many Nopon does it take to screw in a light bulb? One you prejudice fuck  who would win in a race, superman or the flash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Neither, because they're both white. Why do fanfic writers absolutely despise Dumbledore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Because he's boring. How are Shulk's Visions and Mythra's Foresight related? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Corrobin said: Because he's boring. How are Shulk's Visions and Mythra's Foresight related?  Spoiler Because Mythra is a Monado Mythra used metronome and got lucky Why does pandoria get 3 aux cores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 To help the car blow up faster Why can't I sleep at night? __________________________ 50 minutes ago, Purple Mage said: Why does Smash Bros have a shortage of ice/cold attacks? Too much salt exists within the community, nothing would ever freeze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Because you are nocturnal. If Angelica Schuyler invented salt, and Iron Man invented pepper, then who invented nutmeg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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