DisobeyedCargo Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Hawkwing said: Becuase it was supposed to be the "final" game by the company, but lo and behold! The opposite happened instead. Is Mario's block breaking power stored in his hat, or his hands? It's half and half why can't I live forever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 Because you're not a god. How can Yoshi eat his enemies and poop them out right away as eggs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 because he just has very weird digestive tract how does one summon the dark lord? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 (edited) Go on a villainous fetch quest to find whatever summons them. There are various dark lords, so do your research on which one you want to get, as well as how hard the quest will be. What would happen if a blonde became a Super Saiyan? Edited April 7, 2018 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Nothing... why must Olivia have such low strength Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 Because she's a lover, not a fighter. Why are the minions yellow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceRibbon Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Gru tried fleshy colors, but that scared Illumination's focus groups. Do you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 No. If anything I enjoy long words, if used correctly. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 They'd just have their black cats do it because witches are lazy. Is a turtle without a shell homeless or naked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Neither. It'd be dead. Why do Manaketes in every game besides Mystery of the Emblem use their dragonstones for a single attack, instead of transforming into a dragon for the duration of the battle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Imagine being in a cramped space. Now imagine you're in that cramped space and several times your original size. What is a man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 A male specimen of the human being. What is a hen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 A female avian anthro. Why does toast always land butter side down if it's dropped? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Because butter should be on Corrin Corn instead. Why do furries exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Because humans are hard to draw. And fetishes exist. Why does Hollywood think that realistic/authentic sword fighting and martial arts are boring, when it's far from the truth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Because special effects Why is Despacito the most annoying song in existence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceRibbon Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 The definition of insanity is repetition without variation. On a scale from one to ten, how would you rate your pain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, PeaceRibbon said: The definition of insanity is repetition without variation. On a scale from one to ten, how would you rate your pain? Physical 1/10 mental 11/11 where does it hurt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flee Fleet! Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 E v e r y w h e r e. But what exactly is "everywhere"? And what is "nowhere"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 You don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how every it gets. Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 *Look's it up on the web* ...We do? As for the metric system, too many companies use it, so mass chaos would ensue if it was changed. How did we get to 9 pages in three days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 because people seem to find this fun or something to that effect how do I channel my inner chuunibiyo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Don't know don't care is this a question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 If you think it is. Who am I?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 A human who is currently posting on a thread on the internet. How did humans discover how to program? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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