Dismissed Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Bexause there are no blue cows. Why did the cows invade in West of Loathing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Because they wanted their milk back. Why are cows awesome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) Because they are the provider of many things edible, in both life and death. In Ocarina of Time, how/where did Adult Link get his pants when Child Link wasn't wearing any? Edited April 27, 2018 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 The Sage of Light gave him one. What actually is a Xenoblade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 A blade, but Xeno. Why I did I call Hufflepuff a "throwaway house" to the faces of two people in Hufflepuff and think it would go well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Because Hufflepuff is underrated. (I'm Ravenclaw lol) Why do I constantly get inflicted with writer's block? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Because trying to be creative without falling into too many cliches is hard. Pencils or Mechanical Pencils? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 27, 2018 Author Share Posted April 27, 2018 Who needs pencils? Write with this brown crayon that may or may not be poop. Why is Guzma the only evil team leader in Pokemon who specializes in one type? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Because Guzma is cool. Did J.K. Rowling come up with hybrid houses on the fly or was she waiting for the right moment to reveal it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 27, 2018 Author Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) Neither, the fans came up with them and she thought that sounded cool so she made them canon. How is Red Bull allowed to say "Red Bull gives you wings" without being sued for false advertising by people mad because they drank it and didn't sprout wings? Edited April 27, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Disclaimers. Ingenious, as they can get their money back from the suers who didn't bother looking for it. Also, as awesome as it would be, wouldn't sprouting wings be painful? Why are most martial arts named after animals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) Because it sounds cool in their native language. Why do I like researching on every single scrap of lore I can find about something I like? Edited May 30, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Because it increases the credibility of the world along with one's respect of the writers creativity. There are several offensive hand gestures, but can you do anything insulting with your feet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 I mean, you could kick somebody. Who's the new kid on the block  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Definitely not the old kid. Why does school have to be so boring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 I mean, it doesn't have to be. School can actually be pretty fun if certain conditions are met. Though I don't believe that's the answer you're looking for, so I will say that it is boring because it's childhood was rater uneventful. What's been the most important factor in the survival of elephants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeManaphy Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 People trying to stop the poachers. Why is Pokemon not rated E 10+ or higher for enslaving living creatures and forcing them to engage in Cockfights? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 7 minutes ago, ZeManaphy said: People trying to stop the poachers. Why is Pokemon not rated E 10+ or higher for enslaving living creatures and forcing them to engage in Cockfights? The same reason why FE7 and FE8 were not rated E 10+. Why can't you jump on Metroids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeManaphy Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 You can't jump in Space. Why does N come before M? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 It doesn't. How many years until the Dragon Calamity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 One. Are we number one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Yes, everybody is number one. All the other numbers are just foolish machinations of a judgemental society trying to push people into categories and make them feel worse about themselves by pretending they are somehow worth less than others. This is not sarcasm, by the way. Why is sarcasm so hard to convey through text? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Because text lacks the tone of regular human speech. Why is there Mars chocolate, but not Jupiter chocolate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Cause Jupiter is stupider. I'm from mars, do I eat all the candy bars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 No. Why didn't Roy ask Idoun out for a date first before piercing her with his Binding Blade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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