Dragoncat Posted April 28, 2018 Author Share Posted April 28, 2018 Because he knew she's into some kinky rough love shit and getting stabbed turns her on. Why hasn't an actual banana phone been invented yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Because bananas have terrible sound quality. Why is there no TV that looks like an apple yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 28, 2018 Author Share Posted April 28, 2018 Because Apple doesn't want to make one and any other company would be sued if they tried. If you fart and sneeze at the same time, does a vacumm form in your stomach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 No, but rumour has it that if you sneeze-fart hard enough, you'll shoot straight up like a rocket. Why is it that people find their own hair gross once it isn't attached to their bodies anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Because it's irritating, and it gets everywhere. Why is Corn so bland as a protagonist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Because all it can do is grow, spread seeds, and be eaten. Our course, you can make a movie, documentary, or video game about the whole process, but that would only appeal to certain crowds. Why is context important? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Because contrary to popular belief, not everything is an innuendo. Why do people always assume sexual attraction when someone likes a character from a game / anime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Probably for the same reason that some people assume that liking a character with animal characteristics (such as cat girls) makes you a furry even though it doesn't. Why is it that Square Enix is suddenly giving a shit about Xenogears after 20 years of ignoring it's existence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Money Jelly Baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Sure. Thank you! How do you make lemons out of lemonade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Simple. You pour the liquid back into the lemon. Results will vary. Why did nobody tell me that Killer Instinct has a comic series, and that it's been out for a few months now?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) 44 minutes ago, IfIHadToPickADude said: Jelly Baby? Hold up. Is this a Doctor Who reference? If so, hello fellow Doctor Who fan. 43 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: How do you make lemons out of lemonade? You put them in a blender. But when aliens give you lemons, you make freaky alien lemonade (i just had to make this reference) What happened to the dinosaurs? Edit: The ninja strikes again  Edited April 28, 2018 by Armagon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) They died of either a meteorite strike, climate change, or old age. At this point, it's really your choice. On 4/28/2018 at 11:44 AM, Armagon said: Edit: The ninja strikes again This is actually my first (actually third) time ninja-ing someone on this thread (although not on this site). Doubly hilarious as I'm actually pretty stealthy in real life, yet I've been Ninja'd so many times here, it almost isn't funny. So... uh... why did no one tell me about those Killer instinct comics? Edited May 15, 2018 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Hawkwing said: They died of either a meteorite strike, climate change, or old age. At this point, it's really your choice. This is actually my first time ninja-ing someone on this thread (although not on this site). Doubly hilarious as I'm actually pretty stealthy in real life, yet I've been Ninja'd so many times on this thread, it almost isn't funny. So... uh... why did no one tell me about those Killer instinct comics? Both my answer and question. Well, do I have to tell you about this series too then? http://killerinstinct.wikia.com/wiki/Killer_Instinct:_Issue_1_(Comics)  Edited April 28, 2018 by Mad-manakete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Aye, I actually knew about those. Say, do you know where I could find both series of comics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, Hawkwing said: Aye, I actually knew about those. Say, do you know where I could find both series of comics? Sorry to say I don't really. You could try asking if you could get the new series ordered in through a local comic store, if applicable. In past experience they usually let you have a pull-list/box/bag where they put aside whatever series you ask for. Given Dynamite is fairly big for an independant, it shouldn't be too hard to get in. The older series is a bit trickier being from a company that's shut down (and since had it's name bought, but neither here nor there). One can't simply order in new copies of those, so you'll need luck to find them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 18 minutes ago, Hawkwing said: So... uh... why did no one tell me about those Killer instinct comics? Because they likely didn't know it existed either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Mad-manakete said: Sorry to say I don't really. You could try asking if you could get the new series ordered in through a local comic store, if applicable. In past experience they usually let you have a pull-list/box/bag where they put aside whatever series you ask for. Given Dynamite is fairly big for an independant, it shouldn't be too hard to get in. The older series is a bit trickier being from a company that's shut down (and since had it's name bought, but neither here nor there). One can't simply order in new copies of those, so you'll need luck to find them. Thanks! I'll remember this advice the next time I'm in a comic store. 9 minutes ago, Armagon said: Because they likely didn't know it existed either. I legit found out about the comics yesterday. I knew that they were making them, but I didn't know that they had released already. Anyway, to re-rail this thread: Why does I come before E, except after C? Edited April 28, 2018 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Because whoever coined that phrase couldn't spell science, conscience and several other words. If I cloned myself and shot the clone, would it be murder or suicide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Murder. The clone would be a separate entity, it would just share your physical traits. Could a glass cannon actually work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 28, 2018 Author Share Posted April 28, 2018 Yeah it would work once, and then it would shatter into a million pieces. Who is Life and why is he giving everybody lemons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Someone who owns a lemon orchard, but whose lemons aren't good enough to sell to people I guess? Churros, anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Never tried them, but sure! When is a meme officially dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 No one really knows, though some memes, like the harlem shake, are actually dead.  Why is Pluto not a planet anymore?  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 Because NASA doesn't have its priorities straight! It's okay Pluto I still love you and I'm not a planet either... How would we realistically communicate with aliens? Their language would be IMPOSSIBLE to translate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.