DragonFlames Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Because Kale and Broly are totally different, you guys! I swear! Why are puns funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Because they make you facepalm in laughter when you get the pun. Why are stop signs red? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Because they aren't green. Why is Nintendo keeping FE16 under wraps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 They are waiting until E3. Why is it called E3? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 It's a secret will fe16 be what Fates could have been? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Possibly. Is Infinity War a metaphor of The Walt Disney Company anschlussing everything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 Maybe. Why do people say they "slept like a baby" to mean they slept all night when babies wake up like every two hours because they shit themselves and now they're hungry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Because figures of speech are weird. How do Archanean and Elibian ballistae move around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) Hard work and determination why do we exist? Edited May 4, 2018 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 That's a good question. What's inside the Bermuda Triangle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 A bunch of monsters and islands from the Odyssey. If there is Super Mario Odyssey, then where's Super Mario Iliad, the prequel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 That's the next game. Why is there a Final Fantasy 13 and then a Final Fantasy 13 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Because there has to be something first before they can make Final Fantasy 13 3. What id the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, Rex Glacies said: What id the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? 11 meters per second Who am i? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Strategist Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Armagon said: 11 meters per second Who am i? I dunno. I've never met you. Does anyone have a Senzu Bean? Edited May 4, 2018 by Light Strategist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Of course not! I’m on Ritalin! Do Robin and Morgan have an incestual relationship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 No. Do all toasters toast toast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) No, all toasters toast bread, and turn it into toast. Where have all the flowers gone? Edited May 4, 2018 by ProfImpossible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 They’re in Nevada. Are all of the FE girls shaved? It seems they have razors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 If you think so, they are. if you don't, they aren't. Who or whom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Who when it's the subject of the sentence and whom when it's the object I think? Or maybe the other way around. Is masking tape for making masks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 Why not? I always thought it would be funny to stick it on someone's face and say that's why it's called masking tape. Is there anything duct tape can't fix? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Ducks. Has anyone, ever, used duct tape to tape ducts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 Maybe they did back in the day when braces were cute. Why are there so many weird specific phobias like the fear of long words, peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth, or the color yellow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 My brain read that as "fear of long swords" which seemed totally rational until I took a closer look. Because the human brain is a wonderfully terrible thing. What's the better fatty acid, omega-3s or omega-6s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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