Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Because someone burnt his dog one time and decided that maybe that dog would be pretty tasty and decided it should be a thing. Who's yo daddy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 20, 2018 Author Share Posted October 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: Because someone burnt his dog one time and decided that maybe that dog would be pretty tasty and decided it should be a thing. That's horrible. 1 minute ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: Who's yo daddy? The man who had sex with my mom, obviously. What does the fox say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Depends on which fox you mean, as there are many foxes out there. Here are some things I've seen / heard foxes say (guess which fox I meant with each line and win an imaginary cookie!): "I enjoy the despair that accompanies a battle." "No matter how hard it is, I have to carry on!" "Hey, what are you doing? I'm stalking a really weird bug!" "Heya, stranger! Want the ground tour and whatnot?" "You don't have what it takes to control my power! You are nothing more than a mere fragment of my hatred." "Mission complete!" Where's the imaginary cookie and why is it imaginary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Ask √-1 Why won't you go back to sleep? It's been 38 minutes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Sorry, not tired yet. How many times have you double posted since joining the forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Thirty times? IDK If I had curry shrimp noodles for lunch and tuna pesto for a light snack, and I'm planning to have spaghetti Bolognese for dinner, will I be needing an anti-diarrheal afterward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 I think you'll be fine so long as you don't include beans and / or laxatives. Come to think of it, why DO beans create the most violent flatulences? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Not sure about the violent part, but they are a musical fruit. Have you ever let loose a wet fart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 20, 2018 Author Share Posted October 20, 2018 A few times. Why is it if a cat sleeps all day it's "cute" but if a human does it they're "clinically depressed"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 The amount of sleep required to have enough energy for the day is different between cats and humans, and getting too much sleep can be just as bad as getting too little. That, and humans take up more space on the couch when they take a nap. Why, during a power outage, am I wasting my phone battery posting something on a forum game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 21, 2018 Author Share Posted October 21, 2018 Because power outages suck and I'm guilty of that too. When dinosaur bones were first found, did people think they were dragons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Some dude actually thought it was the giant from the Jack and the Beanstalk story. What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Preparing defenses for an all-out war. Why do I feel like I don't deserve life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 21, 2018 Author Share Posted October 21, 2018 Because you need to stop being so depressing. Again. When regular dogs see police dogs do they think "Oh shit it's the cops"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Yes. How do I become a good person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 21, 2018 Author Share Posted October 21, 2018 Be yourself. And stop worrying. Would it be harder to shove a watermelon down the sink or a pregnant cow down a chimney? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Watermelon down the sink. Why is it that every time I put Splenda in my coffee I throw up? I never had this problem before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 21, 2018 Author Share Posted October 21, 2018 Sugar substitutes cause stomach and intestinal upset, and Splenda counts. Although it's usually the other end that explodes, so... Who wants to talk about God and cheezits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 I’m willing to talk about God, but Cheezits? Why is it that I suck at edge guarding and grabbing/throwing at Smash Bros? If I could improve those skills, I’d be much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 21, 2018 Author Share Posted October 21, 2018 (edited) Get gud scrub. Serious answer: I suck at Smash in general I'm pretty sure so don't feel bad. How on earth would a laser sword be used in "an intimate manner"? The answer is probably going to be sticking it in various orifices. Edited October 21, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Use the hilt as a dildo? I regret learning that word... Why am I not looking forward to my trip to America soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 21, 2018 Author Share Posted October 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Purple Mage said: Use the hilt as a dildo? I regret learning that word... See? What did I tell ya. The answer WAS sticking it in an orifice. If you're curious: Shulk might threaten to shove the Monado where the sun don't shine if a bandit or somebody threatens to harm a hair on the heads of his wife or kids, but...holy crap I need brain bleach. 7 minutes ago, Purple Mage said: Why am I not looking forward to my trip to America soon? Because the last time you went to Vegas you hated it? At least you got a few George Washingmachines. So, George Washingmachine...what is Abraham Lincoln? Theodore Roosevelt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Abraham Lincoln Logs and Theodore Roosevelt Paint. Yes, Roosevelt paint exists. It's in the Philippines. What's an orifice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 21, 2018 Author Share Posted October 21, 2018 Any bodily opening. That's supposed to be there. So no if you stab somebody you are not creating another orifice. How would one use brain bleach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Apply to cleanse brain by dunking head in it or pouring it on head. Who is the most communist FE character? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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