Nym Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Because you are a masochist. Why don't I own a maid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Because they're expensive. Why do I want someone to hold me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Because you are small. Why do I walk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Because you have legs. 8 minutes ago, Nym said: Because you are small. Excuse me, good sir, but I am 5 feet 5 inches last time I checked. That somehow makes me taller than @Espurrhoodie by half a foot. Wait, how am I taller than her by half a foot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 (edited) EDIT: Ninja'd Because being 4'11 is genetic in my family, the only female member of my immediate family who isn't 4'11 is my mom, who is 5'3. 10 hours ago, Ottservia said: I think it's just because the localizers and the ESRB got lazy and didn't bother looking at any of the english lyrics. but yeah a lot of vocaloid songs can be a bit shall we say inappropriate or really really dark. *looks at kirumi ponchio* I was going to say The Fox's Wedding, which possibly could have qualified for Mirai since Mirai has Gumi in it. Why do I like dark Vocaloid songs so much? Edited February 25, 2019 by Espurrhoodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Because the music is great so long as you don't understand the words. What would happen if you wore a gasmask in space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 No effect. Why does the Eevee with the unique hair in the Pokémon anime kinda remind me of Lowen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 25, 2019 Author Share Posted February 25, 2019 Because both need haircuts? Who came up with the 5 second rule? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Some dude who dropped his cookie while farming the fields. why do anime girls take huge bites whenever they eat something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Because they emulate real life when someone gets super hungry. Why is Charlie short for Charles when they both have the same amount of letters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 They mispelled c-a-s-u-a-l. When does playing the endgame stages of any RPG turn from being fun to an existential dilemma? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 When you think too hard about it. When will Advance Wars revive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 when IS finds a way to inject otaku pandering into it. why can't wowaka get the attention he deserves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Not mainstream enough. (?) Why don't you ever see advertisements for advertising companies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 (edited) It actually happens, believe it or not, I've seen ads for ad companies. 1 hour ago, Ottservia said: why can't wowaka get the attention he deserves? Oddly enough, that's what Unhappy Refrain is speculated to be about, namely, people crediting the Vocaloid songs to the Vocaloids themselves and not the producer. Why do I always get a sore throat before I get sick? Edited February 25, 2019 by Espurrhoodie Forgot to clarify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 cause your body hates you 2 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: Oddly enough, that's what Unhappy Refrain is speculated to be about. I know and it's sad. poor wowaka, I hope he's doing well. How can anime turn anything into a cute girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Because it's anime. How can Polandball turn any country into a cute spherical being? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 26, 2019 Author Share Posted February 26, 2019 Because it's Polandball. How often are you supposed to feed and water a husbando? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Provide him sustinence. Why do I really like the concept of an older woman taking care of a younger guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Because moms are cool. 2 hours ago, Ottservia said: cause your body hates you Yep, most likely. 2 hours ago, Ottservia said: I know and it's sad. poor wowaka, I hope he's doing well. He is, apparently! He has a band named Hitorie, iirc, and he made the song "Unknown Mother Goose" for the Hatsune Miku 10th anniversary album. Why do I like f-ed up jokes about FE4 so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 A wise man once said this about such jokes. "Heheheheheheh. It's funny 'cause it's true." - Homer Simpson Was the guy who invented the express lane for grocery stores ever properly thanked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 We thank him mentally every time we see one. Is it possible to add more harpischord to the song Power-Hungry Fool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 (edited) you can always add more. There is never enough! 29 minutes ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: Was the guy who invented the express lane for grocery stores ever properly thanked? 4 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: We thank him mentally every time we see one. Just like wowaka okay this is the last time I'm gonna mention him I swear How does one shake off a yandere? Edited February 26, 2019 by Ottservia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 If one values their life, they don't. If not, think about trying to walk away from them. Why is it that when things get wet, they get darker even though water is clear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapwater Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Good question! It is not actually the water itself that makes the fabric darker but the light reflected from it. When water is spilt onto fabric, it adds more molecules into the fabric, so it is more "molecule-heavy". When light hits that wet spot, it slows down because it has to pass through so may molecules. This slowing down of the light reflects back into our eyes in what we see as a darker spot. Why is thesaurus not a kind of dinosaur? Or is it named after a dinosaur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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