Espurrhoodie Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Because it's good for you. How did I kill the hairdryer in this hotel? I barely used it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 You used light magic on it. How can Dark Magic be used to revive said dryer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Necromancy, baby! How does one gurgle garbage out of their mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Emulate Trump. Would you kiss your cat, dog, or baby (maybe it scratched its butt and licked its finger) on the lips after it licked its behind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 No. Why do kids like to stare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 They like to make people uncomfortable. What is your favorite currency in terms of looks? It does not have to be US currency. I like how hefty our dollar coins and its goldish color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloom Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 (edited) Canadian money smells like maple syrup~ Where do babies come from? Edited June 28, 2019 by Bloom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Cabbage patches and storks deliver them. If the sky is blue why are clouds white? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 Because angels are smoking weed in heaven. Is the "three eyed raven" title for Bran in GoT also a jab to his disability? Because nothing should have three eyes. It's unnatural. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Creepy. 1 hour ago, XRay said: What is your favorite currency in terms of looks? It does not have to be US currency. I like how hefty our dollar coins and its goldish color. You can make an Infinity Gauntlet with Philippine peso bills. If Duterte had all six bills in his wallet, would that make him Thanos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Yes. Why are my legs sore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 You used your legs a lot. What if storks stopped delivering babies from cabbage patches to parents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Then we'd make them by fucking. Do most people hate pooping in public restrooms or is it just me and my mom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 Dogs hate it too. How would a dog wear pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 By asking a human to help him. What will happen if i sacrifice alot of Pudding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 28, 2019 Author Share Posted June 28, 2019 You will please the jello gods immensely. Why is the Diarrhea Song hilarious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Because toilet humor is, too. What would happen if someone banned the word "if"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 29, 2019 Author Share Posted June 29, 2019 They'd be impeached because that's stupid. Why do stupid people keep breeding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Because their brains are located in their reproduction organs. How does one pout dramatically? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Add nuclear missiles into the mix. What is the correlation between level grinding and using a machine to bring a workpiece to tolerance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 29, 2019 Author Share Posted June 29, 2019 *insert cover of Be Prepared sang by Egil here, complete with military marching mechon horde* Which Smash fighter would look the worst after a year in prison and what are they in for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Ridley for, well, space piracy. He already looks the worst out of the characters in the game anyway. (I don't mean that in a bad way, I absolutely love how disgusting he looks in Smash.) What do you think are the chances that an asteroid made of gold is actually fool's gold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 30, 2019 Author Share Posted June 30, 2019 Well there's a moon of Uranus or Neptune made of diamond so probably not unlikely. Will you dance if you want to? Will you leave your friends behind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 I dance so my friends leave me behind 😛 How can certain games be sacrificed so other games get released faster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Sacrifice them to the video game gods. Why did furry porn pop up when I looked up pictures of Repede from Tales of Vesperia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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