Dragoncat Posted September 10, 2019 Author Share Posted September 10, 2019 Because my dad tried to make a slushie out of it once and the blender exploded. Where does bologna come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) Ground meat and fabricated statements. Why is bologna spelled the way it is? Did the guy who gave it the word also come up with "colonel?" Edited September 11, 2019 by Karimlan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 10, 2019 Author Share Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) Because Oscar Mayer has a way with B O L O G N A. Should somebody make a romhack with a bologna tome that replaces bolganone? Edited September 10, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Yes. The tome is made of bologna, and the mage rips a bologna page out and throws it at the enemy, making a huge slap sound when it their face. What is a dog? 22 hours ago, Karimlan said: Why is bologna spelled the way it is? Did the guy who give it the word also come up with "colonel?" I used to say colonel as it was spelled when I was young. Thank heavens I heard the correct pronunciation before I embarrassed myself in a crowd as an adult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLuckyHaiku Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 It’s a creature that’s like a less-graceful cat with a long face. Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of steel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 12, 2019 Author Share Posted September 12, 2019 A pound of feathers because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds. 11 hours ago, XRay said: I used to say colonel as it was spelled when I was young. Thank heavens I heard the correct pronunciation before I embarrassed myself in a crowd as an adult. I gave a presentation in school once and the teacher's first comment afterward was "You kept pronouncing genre wrong". Oog. Why are there no barbies with pink hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Because blond and stupid is the stereotype (that makes no sense), not pink and adorable. 1 hour ago, Dragoncat said: I gave a presentation in school once and the teacher's first comment afterward was "You kept pronouncing genre wrong". Oog. At least they weren't an asshole about it and embarrassed you in front of the class by having you repeat the word correctly five times. This happened to a classmate of mine back in school when she kept mispronouncing the word "behavior". Dude was a massive d-bag. How many times can you chug lemon juice before you die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 42. Why am I alwaus so tired? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Not enuff sleeeeedddp. Has anyone had the courage to reveal what was found in the Area 51 storming or did the government get to them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 The storming hasn't happened yet. Why does Soiree Rinea have really long legs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Because the artist had a leg fetish/knew "fans" can have leg fetishes. Or they didn't know what actual humans look like. Judging by what I've heard about Heroes and gacha games in general, I'm leaning more towards alternative two of the former. Why does Hubert's hair look like he's never once washed it in his life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Washing means he cant spend more time observing and protecting Lady Edelgard... There, that's some smut material for you. Could a sword rust so much to the point where it becomes perfectly safe to use as a cane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Won't it fall apart after rusting too much, though? On the plus side, you could still use it to poison people. 1 hour ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: Washing means he cant spend more time observing and protecting Lady Edelgard... There, that's some smut material for you. Them's the images I didn't really need today... *shudder* Depending on who asked you, would your answer to the question "do you eat?" differ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 12, 2019 Author Share Posted September 12, 2019 I don't know, maybe? Why would anybody want to make frogs gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 To stop the frogs from breeding and swarming all over the place. Why is Java way more fun than HTML? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 13, 2019 Author Share Posted September 13, 2019 Because Java means coffee. HTML does not mean anything fun. Why does Ganondorf hate the internet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLuckyHaiku Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Too many links. How many days until the year 9999? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 13, 2019 Author Share Posted September 13, 2019 9999999999999999999999999999, If coffee makes you poop and pop makes you burp, what does tea make you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Grow a pair of tea teas. Have you heard people say "lol" in real life instead of "ha?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Speaking from experience, yes I have. When ants start to swarm your semen, is it a sign that your blood glucose level is high and you are diabetic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 I don't know. I'm a woman. Why does timeskip Hubert look like Dracula? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 14, 2019 Author Share Posted September 14, 2019 Because Edelgard has him stand guard at night. He sleeps in the day now. So now he looks like Dracula. Why is Felix a sour patch kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 Life gave him lemons. Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 ... Crap, he noticed! Quick, hide the brush and the bathtub! Er, I mean... Hi there! Nice weather we're having, right? Teehee. Why do cats only meow when they "talk" to humans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 We respond to meows the most. Cat's non verbal communication is less effective when communicating with humans. Was my previous question the shortest question in this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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