XRay Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 They will make one until they make a game called Stupidly Dumb Fool. Back to pies I guess. Do you like kidney pie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Not really, no. If you saw eggplants wielding cucumber-umbrellas as lances riding on weird creatures that are half-bird, half-horse (in that it's a two-legged horse with bird wings), would you run like hell or question your sanity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 I would eat pudding! Why is love a co op game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Because it takes two to make it. More participants optional. *cough* If time travel is indeed possible in the future, why haven't we seen any time travelers yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Because they all forget they travelled in time! Why isn't there a motivation drink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 1, 2019 Author Share Posted November 1, 2019 Because it hasn't been invented yet. Why is it okay to have naked statues in museums but it's not okay to go to a museum naked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Because double standards, I guess. What do you usually do when you try to sing along to a song, but have no idea what the lyrics even are? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 You know that scene in Into the Spiderverse where Miles is trying to sing Sunflower? Like that. Why do my grandma and step-dad eat kit-kats like Men in Black aliens? They don't break it apart. (Also, chestnut kit-kats are good shit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Have you not wondered where your relatives come from? The answers might just be what you expect... If someone "feels like shit" does that mean they held poop before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Maybe. Sounds super nasty. If you already got the courage to touch shit, would you spend a little more courage to taste it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Hell no. Why does my dog stare at me like this randomly?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 6, 2019 Author Share Posted November 6, 2019 Because he wants you to rub his belly and then bite you. Why do little kids stare at people in public? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 To make people feel uncomfortable. Would you eat a mud pie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Considering the nutritiousness of dirt varies wildly, I would say no (with the sole exception being if I were to starve to death, and a mud pie probably won't do much to alleviate that). Are there any coat equivalents for pants (i.e. something to warm your legs when it's cold out)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 You can wear two pants. Do you like cream pies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 7, 2019 Author Share Posted November 7, 2019 The kind that's food or the kind that's...porn? My answer will depend. How many idiots can you fit in a bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 *In a stupid voice.* What is a bag? Am I stupid? 57 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: The kind that's food or the kind that's...porn? My answer will depend. Whatever kind you wish it to be. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 7 hours ago, XRay said: *In a stupid voice.* What is a bag? Am I stupid? 1st question: *in a stupid voice* Durr, it's a thing you put over your head so people can't see your face. Dummy! Huehuehuehue... 2nd question: *sincere voice* No. How many times have you thought you accidentally insulted someone with a post you made? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 I have no idea. Why is OC Emblem hard to work on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 7, 2019 Author Share Posted November 7, 2019 Because you haven't employed monkeys with typewriters yet. Who is Weed Eater Saint Granny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordin Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 A person  Why are Duo Heroes not 6*'s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLuckyHaiku Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Because they can do what they want. Why is my computer screen so dirty? 55 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Weed Eater  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 You subjected it to the harsh and cruel environment of nature. How do I avoid asking stupid questions in the Captain Obvious thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordin Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 By asking good questions instead  If I said I'd taken an interest in 6 points, would you believe me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Hmm... nope. You're the 5 points guy. Get with the program! ... Something like that. If you found out the little toe on your left foot had its own conscience, would you give it a name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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