Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 Your political connections with supporting parties have allowed you to get away with a lot of stuff. Why does "getting medieval" on someone's ass rarely involve medieval weaponry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 16, 2020 Author Share Posted February 16, 2020 It usually involves hitting people with objects, which is close. If when you say the word "poop", your mouth poses like your butthole does when you poop, is it the same when you say "explosive diarrhea"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 Considering what happens when you actually have "explosive diarrhea", then it does seem likely. Is a volcanic eruption the planetary equivalent of a wet fart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 17, 2020 Author Share Posted February 17, 2020 No, it's the equivalent of a zit popping. Why do everyone's parents try to teach them "fart" and "butt" are bad words when they're preschool age? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Because parents are killjoys by nature. 5 hours ago, Dragoncat said: No, it's the equivalent of a zit popping. That makes sense, too. Is a tornado Earth's equivalent to us cleaning the house with a vacuum cleaner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Probably more a giant sneeze since it starts as one giant inhalation as it sticks a lot of stuff into it and then exposes everything out and leaving a total mess everywhere. This planet is in serious need of a handkerchief don't you think? What is the funniest instance you've ever seen an inappropriate laugh track added? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 (edited) Not sure. This is the only one that comes to mind: Do you like casseroles? Edited February 18, 2020 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 Yes. If the stupid are supposed to be the people who alter the facts to fit their views but manage to do just that successfully, does that really make them stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 No, that makes everyone else stupid for believing their "alternative facts" instead of the real ones (because the successful alteration of facts hinges on not one but multiple people accepting the alteration, you see).And I am totally not talking about politicians here. Why would you even think that? When was the last time you heard someone say the word "funky" out loud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 Just now. I said it myself. If cakes are sweet and casseroles are savory, what do we bake that is sour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 18, 2020 Author Share Posted February 18, 2020 When I watched a youtube video of the "Somebody once told me the world was macaroni" song. When I got ninjaed. Probably lemon tarts. Or desserts with wrong ingredient ratios. If aliens are looking at Earth right now, what are they seeing? Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 Things that would make any sensible individual with the capacity to do so say: "Yeah, no, I'm staying faaaaaaaaar away from that." For thousands of years I laid dormant. Who has disturbed my slumber?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hello72207 Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Your mom, time for laundry Jeff. Is cereal soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Find a cereal that goes good with a steaming hot broth and then there can be grounds for it being one. When you go to a movie theater and the seats have armrests, which one is yours and which your neighbors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Both of them are mine.  Why do people dislike the smell of garlic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 You ever try standing next to a person who passes gas after having a bunch of garlic for a meal? That can be a big factor. Why do we call it the heart of the artichoke when it's on the bottom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 If the heart is with the leaves or somewhere more accessible, it would be called easychoke. When we make jello, are we just basically cold baking the jello in the fridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Maybe the right term would be "soft freezing". How would everybody feel if I started doing a series of Doritos and Mountain Dew related questions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 20, 2020 Author Share Posted February 20, 2020 You already did. Why are they uh oh Spaghettios? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 Somebody meant to make plain old spaghetti but forgot to activate the slicer and caused them to just become round noodles. Hence they made an uh oh. Since Doritos are corn chips, how many do I need to eat before I can tell my nutritionist that I do in fact get my daily recommended serving of vegetables? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightningdawn Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 At least a family-sized bag, clearly. Why is my cat desperately trying to take my sword off my wall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 Because he wants to be King Arthur. If Aladdin is poor, how did he get a purple vest when back then purple was expensive as heck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 He is a thief after all. How many Doritos chips can you fit in your mouth all at once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share Posted February 21, 2020 About three maybe. On a scale of zero to absolutely hilarious, how funny would it be if Byleth commissioned naked Dimitri posters to raise the morale in Azure Moon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Just hilarious if it's F!Byleth, absolutely hilarious if it's M!Byleth. What grass or leaf secretes Mountain Dew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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