Benice Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 A very small one because it would melt it all. Alternatively you could smash the doritos into dust with the can and make Dorito-dew mud. Are Rito lungs an ingredient in Doritos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrisoncade_3576 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Only if you smoke them Is the queen from Shield Hero Edelgard who married Rudolf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 She decided she didn't like being seen as such a pale person so yes, she dyed her hair and decided to marry into another country. How many years did it take you to game in one hand and consume Doritos and Mountain Dew with the other? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 I still haven't gotten to that level. Why does dream-me have such bad love lives? First there was that dream where Rinea got brainwashed into marrying an amnesiac Dimitri (who was my husband) and having to marry Eldigan for some reason, and then there's this dream I'm half-expecting @Emperor_Siegfried to do a Freudian analysis on: Spoiler Last night I had a weird dream. Apparently I was a spy (or a normal person, can't remember) with Kaze from FE:Fates as my fiance/boyfriend. Anyway, Kaze tried to get something for me, but got killed. We found the killer (some random woman) and she killed him for shits and giggles and was constantly gloating to me about it. Unsurprisingly, I hated her. Fast-forward a few years and I still wasn't over Kaze's death. Due to some sort of ceremonial thing, I went back to the place Kaze got killed accompanied by quite a few FE characters (only ones I remembered seeing were Flora, Julia, Berkut, Eir, Hel, and maybe Rinea), some Madoka Magica characters, maybe a couple RWBY characters, Sakuya Izaoi from Touhou, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, and Hagrid. Peter had a big role, but I can't remember it. Anyway, I killed the chick that killed Kaze (I think), did the ceremonial stuff, and found some ingredients to cure Kaze of his not-alive status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
𝐍𝐲𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐥 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: Last night I had a weird dream. Apparently I was a spy (or a normal person, can't remember) with Kaze from FE:Fates as my fiance/boyfriend. Anyway, Kaze tried to get something for me, but got killed. We found the killer (some random woman) and she killed him for shits and giggles and was constantly gloating to me about it. Unsurprisingly, I hated her. Fast-forward a few years and I still wasn't over Kaze's death. Due to some sort of ceremonial thing, I went back to the place Kaze got killed accompanied by quite a few FE characters (only ones I remembered seeing were Flora, Julia, Berkut, Eir, Hel, and maybe Rinea), some Madoka Magica characters, maybe a couple RWBY characters, Sakuya Izaoi from Touhou, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, and Hagrid. Peter had a big role, but I can't remember it. Anyway, I killed the chick that killed Kaze (I think), did the ceremonial stuff, and found some ingredients to cure Kaze of his not-alive status. Dafuq? What type of dream is this? All y'all get these cool ass dreams while I get boring "I kissed my crush" type of dreams. BS. 5 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: Why does dream-me have such bad love lives? I've been wondering the same thing. But for my REAL LIFE self. Dream-Me is a pimp. Gets all the chicks. ------------------ How's your state doing in terms of the Coronavirus? (How many peeps are infected, etc.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 I'm in the state of denial that the coronavirus will close everything down. It's probably gonna screw everything up even though I'm not in a state. Why do my dreams involve people breaking into my house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightchao42 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 You're afraid of people breaking into your house. If actions speak louder than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 Because the pen yells louder. What kind of underwear does Corrin wear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
𝐍𝐲𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐥 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Dragoncat said: Because the pen yells louder. That..sounds inspirational as fuck. Probably underwear that is about as tight as his catsuit. Or whatever the fuck he's wearing. Looks tight though. Pizza with pepperoni or sausage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Pepperoni If you go skydiving without paying, are you free falling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) Yes. Why was this the first thing I thought of when you read your question? Edited March 14, 2020 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Because that's the best you got. Have you thought about having a Mountain Dew Pie with Dorito crust this Pi Day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 Actually doesn't look too bad. When pizza's on a bagel, can you eat pizza any time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) No, Heck ninja'd Yes you can eat Pizza bagels any time. Have you ever actually considered the following when Bill Nye asks for you to "Please...Consider the following!" Edited March 14, 2020 by Benice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 No, the passage of time flows backwards for me with a chronoinverter, so the following precedes the request for consideration, and is therefore not the following. That, and the quirky edutainment of his kids show overrode what the actual content was. Is it okay to wear furs, if the furs are live furry animals attached via velcro to your body? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 15, 2020 Author Share Posted March 15, 2020 No, because the live furry animals want to run and play and not be clothes. Why didn't they call it Mexican Beer Flu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Because mexican beer is fluid Why are F! Byleth and Manuela not getting dress-coded by Rhea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason-SilverStarApple Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 They're both blackmailing Rhea. Why doesn't Claude try to pair up Dimitri and Edelgard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Because he's too busy S-supporting Hilda to notice that stuff is gonna go wrong. What would happen if Bernadetta was forced to give the Valedictorian address to the students of Garreg Mach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 15, 2020 Author Share Posted March 15, 2020 She'd never show up and Edelgard would do it for her BUT it would get political... What would happen if Holst found the entrance to Shambhala in his territory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason-SilverStarApple Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Holst would enter the entrance Who would win in a fight: a Claude-sized Hilda or a Hilda-sized Claude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Hilda would be too lazy to fighty and Claude would prefer a different kind of fighting with her, so neither, I guess. WWYDI I turned this thread into a WYR thread with a WWDI question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Be all like, "Go to that thread instead." What kind of stat boosts would Rhea receive from wearing a Dorito Papal Hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrisoncade_3576 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Unlimited Cheese Works Is Saber from the Fate series a MILF or DILF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 IDK How long will it be until the spambots get executed in the sacrifice pit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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