indigoasis Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 She would become a big dragon and flame up the monastery. Does "Gitchee gitchee goo" mean that "I love you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 I do not know. Do you love me though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Yes, and everyone else on this forum. How can anyone tolerate loose leaf tea? I hate drinking the tea herbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 They're vegans. Why did the T Rex have tiny arms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) Tyrannosaurs do not have protruding reproductive parts, so they do not need large hands nor long arms to... um... bait out tadpoles. How do you find out how your pets react when you snore? Since I am asleep when I snore, I do not have a good way of finding out how my cat reacts when I start snoring. Like, does she jump when I suddenly fall asleep and start snoring? Or does she ignore my snoring since she heard me snore throughout her life? Edited October 8, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 You could probably set up a night vision video camera and record yourself sleeping throughout the night and then watch the video all the way through to see what your pets reaction is. Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 Because no human knows what mice taste like. My cat licked his butt while I played Chasing Daybreak. Is there a Dimitri joke in there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) Dimitri is a blue lion. Lions are cats. Blue means sad. Cats lick their butts. Dimitri licks his butt. Dimitri is sad. Yummy. Have you ever played Kingdom Death Monster? It is a super expensive board game. It looks fun and it has nice waifus, but that price tag is crazy. Edited October 8, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 9, 2019 Author Share Posted October 9, 2019 7 hours ago, XRay said: Dimitri licks his butt. If he's flexible enough to pull that off then he should enter a talent show. 7 hours ago, XRay said: Have you ever played Kingdom Death Monster? It is a super expensive board game. It looks fun and it has nice waifus, but that price tag is crazy. Last time I played a board game I kicked the slats out of my crib. Why does Felix have Broncos colors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 I do not know. I do not pay much attention to sports. Are sports fun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Space Jam sure makes basketball look fun at least. Why cant women put on mascara with their mouth open? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 I never knew that. Maybe they do not want to eat the mascara accidentally. Why are lemons sour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Because they are. Why do I have dark circles under my eyes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Because sleep is for the weak. If oranges are called oranges, why aren't lemons called yellows and limes called greens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 (edited) Because the guy that discovered them didn't feel like naming them after colors. So if an FE4 remake gets announced, I'll eat an unpeeled tangerine. If an FE5 remake gets announced, I'll eat a burger from McDonald's. What should I eat while wearing a Thanos mask if the next FE game isn't a remake but instead a completely new game? EDIT: I should probably clarify, I have no food allergies, but I can't handle spicy food at all. Edited October 10, 2019 by Espurrhoodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 10, 2019 Author Share Posted October 10, 2019 Yogurt with a sock over your head instead of a Thanos mask. Why is Bugs Bunny's name Bugs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Because he bugs people. Do you think it is a good idea to use the Infinity Gauntlet to change reality where instead of waving or saying hi as greetings, humans greet each other by sniffing each other's butts like dogs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 11, 2019 Author Share Posted October 11, 2019 It'd be funny. For like five seconds. But what about using it to change reality to give humans obvious heat cycles like animals, complete with the heat scent? Women can still decide whether they want to conceive a kid at this time, that free will is there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 If the normally kind and peaceful whales and elephants go completely nuts during their heat cycles, I really don't want to imagine what a human in heat would be like. No thanks. If you had milk and pizza, which would you eat first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Pizza. Do you eat su gallu with or without the stomach tissue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Banned for making me look up what su gallu is. Wait, wrong thread. I'd think you should eat without the stomach tissue, as it doesn't look like anything human teeth can handle. Is there a word that you find hilarious for whatever reason? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Jumanji. Are you team Jacob-King Kong, team Jacob-Gozilla, team Edward-King Kong, or team Edward-Godzilla? I am team Jacob-Godzilla, although I do not mind Jacob-King Kong either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 11, 2019 Author Share Posted October 11, 2019 I'm Team Bella Ghidorah. Bro, do you even lift? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 Only a little bit, and not very heavy. Do you look forward to wearing diapers again when you are elderly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 I guess it wouldn't be so bad. It's not like anyone will want to see me naked if I live to be that old. Is this the Monado's power? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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