indigoasis Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 So what's the best fire emblem related joke you can of? Or if you can't think of one, just a regular ol' knock knock joke works too. Here are some I think are good: "I always considered Sigurd a Jagen archetype since he is very powerful to start but stops being useful halfway through the game." (Quoted from a comment by user Dokidoku on this video) The reason Leif is so fast in Heroes is because he's been on the run for most of his life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegaxis1 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 What's Emmeryn's favorite season? Fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 11 minutes ago, omegaxis1 said: What's Emmeryn's favorite season? Fall. I love this one lol. If you add one letter to Chrom, he becomes a browser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Fire Emblem Fates' story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masquerade Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 (edited) *corrin's evolving* Emmryn speaking to Garon during the execution: YOU CAN'T WIN GARON, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND Â Are you prepared for the worst joke: Do you know why the weapon triangle is racist? LIGHT SUPREMACY Â Â Edited April 14, 2018 by Masquerade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 22 minutes ago, Ronnie said: Fire Emblem Fates' story I thought of saying this but it's too FFtF-y for the General FE board... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arden88888 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Garon is a deep complex villain  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Nonsense like this goes in Far from the Forest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Emblem Fan Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 What's Sigurd's favorite food? Roasted marshmallows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPR Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Makalov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lau Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 When Robin S-supports Emmeryn, she falls for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backer Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Flora is the hotter twin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solvaij Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 I was going to make a Kellam joke but nobody would notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 The reason the prince of Grado was so intent on resurrecting Emperor Vigarde as to accidentally become possessed by Formortiis was because he wished to evade the endless "Lyon King" puns when he took the throne. .... Yeah I've said it before in the headcanon thread. But it fits here too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Re: The weirdo. Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 (edited) LMAO THE FANBASE Fliers are better people than infantry as well as units because they can get over things faster. Â Edited April 15, 2018 by bad touch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 (edited) My post from the "Your worst Fire Emblem puns" topic: Â Quote Why did Alm go to Toyota to buy a car? He wanted to ride a Celica. Why was the Merc grumpy? He couldn't Saber the meat. Do you have fire? I need to light my Sigurd. They said the empress was able to hear a god's voice. It made me question her Sanaki. What is Camilla's breast size? A Jakob. Why was Odin arrested? He has ped-Ophelia. We probably shouldn't Elise him yet. The Four Just Men of Wolfguard. As written by Sedgar Wallace. Recently, our Mage was laughed at. They said he rang his Asbel. When the Exalt died, everyone was st-Ricken with Grieth. Kris is very distraught lately. Apparently, he lost his Kat, Arina. Shiida was happy, because she actually understood Marth. Greil dying had me Rolfing. But he will be Mist regardless. Takumi was scared of Wolfs, so he Clived up the Gatrie to be safe. No matter how strong Am-Eirika is, we will not Valter! Apparently, Duessel has some bodies hidden in his Caellach. My source could be Lyon, though. Kain wasn't Abel to climb the wall. errare humanum Est. A Vulnerary can help re-Genny-rate your health. Why did Tobin cry? Because he nearly fell off a Kliff. Why did Gray cry? Because he doesn't have Clair-voyance. The girl Faye-led to confess her feelings. She now owns a Cat, Ria. Â Edited April 15, 2018 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 17 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: My post from the "Your worst Fire Emblem puns" topic: Â Â The Cain and Abel one reminds me of the time my friend pointed out "Cain isn't Abel to wield steel lances from the beginning". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Mad-manakete said: The Cain and Abel one reminds me of the time my friend pointed out "Cain isn't Abel to wield steel lances from the beginning". Noice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted April 15, 2018 Author Share Posted April 15, 2018 22 hours ago, eclipse said: Nonsense like this goes in Far from the Forest. There goes my clean record. I didn't know where exactly to put it, so thank you for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Roger The Paladin Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Why did the Serra stay behind? She broke her heal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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