Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Soda drinking hat. would you rather share your house with a hoarder or someone with obsessive cleaning habits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Someone with obsessive cleaning habits, so they remind me to do my chores. WYR be able to charm any human you meet or tame any animal you meet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Charm any human. WYR be able to recall any definition from a dictionary or any information from an encyclopedia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Dictionary. WYR listen to Baby Shark for an hour or Nicki Minaj music for an hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Not sure who Baby Shark is, so I am going to go with my girl Nicki. WYR be addicted to Sharpie markers or Tide Pods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Sharpies. WYR live in Hyrule during the Calamity or 100 years after it but you're a random civilian with no combat skill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 If I am unbeatable or invincible in combat, then during the Calamity. If I can still die during the Calamity, then I rather live 100 years after during peace time. WYR live in a place were the weather is nasty (raining poop and piss) or have society be nasty (nobody showers nor wipe their bums). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Society is nasty. I hate nasty weather. WYR have a pet elephant or tiger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Pet tiger, assuming it allows me to snort its belly fur. WYR have a brain that is half smart or a brain that is half stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Half smart. Would You Rather... 1. Be forced to change 20 baby's diapers? or 2. Have to babysit a toddler who won't stop asking you 'Why?"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Babysit the toddler. I'll just make snarky comebacks as so: Toddler: What is that? Me: A TV. Toddler: Why? Me: Why are you a little boy? Toddler: I dunno. Me: Well that's why it's a TV. WYR act in a live action Zelda movie or a live action Pokemon movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Pokémon. WYR eat cat cheese or human cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Human? I guess? WYR fart bubbles or throw up fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Farting bubbles sounds more fun, but throwing up fire sounds more useful. WYR consume 1 poind of cheese, yogurt, butter, cream, or milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Yogurt I guess. WYR throw up every time you see a bird or poop your pants every time you see a dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Barf everytime I see a bird. At least that way, I can drag other people down with me. WYR be able to punch someone from 50 miles away or have 360 degree vision? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Have 360 degree vision. WYR be a Nazi who is responsible for the torture and death of thousands but then escaped and lives in exile in South America, but is still being hunted, or be an innocent German who never killed anyone but was found guilty and sentenced to death? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Innocent. At least I could still look at myself in the mirror and say "Well, at least this is not my fault. Jokes on the guys who'll have to live with the fact that they killed an innocent person!". Yes, I'd be a sadistic f*** like that if it ever came to that. WYR be a plane without wings or a car without wheels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 A car without wheels. I'll be a train. Choo choo mfer. WYR never eat your favorite food again or never drink your favorite drink again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 If I had to pick, it'd probably be to never drink my favourite drink again, since I have developed slight lactose intolerance recently, so banana-flavoured milk is out of the question. Unless of course I want to... you know. And I don't. WYR get completely curbstomped at your favourite competitive multiplayer game or forget to wear your pants to school/work/wedding receptions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Get curbstomped at my favorite multiplayer game it happens anyway. WYR orgasm every time you hear All Star by Smash Mouth or hear All Star by Smash Mouth every time you orgasm? ...apologizies for the raunchy WYR... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 The latter, because it will never happen. WYR be able to split into clones of yourself, with each one being able to physically interact with something but everyone would get hurt if only one was injured, or be able to cast illusions that can ignore physical objects but also be unable to affect them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 So... Shadow Clones VS. regular clones? I'll take the Shadow Clones, please. WYR turn the entire world against you except for the person you love the most or turn the person you love the most against you but be loved by the entire world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 The former. WYR drink civet poop coffee or eat maggot cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Maggot cheese. At least I'd die right away. WYR have a real-life pet dragon that is the size of a skyscraper, and bullet-proof, or have command over an army of bees that are immune to bug spray? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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