WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Steak! Steak makes a GREAT dinner! WYR be forced to commit seppuku with a lightning katana or be placed in the carbon-freeze until the time when you would normally die (while you're still conscious)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Ugh. Lightning katana. WYR have skeletons in your closet or bats in your belfry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Skeletons. WYR have a talking piece of meat or a demon that exclusively eats clothes accompanying you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 A demon that exclusively eats clothes. I hope it is a succubus. WYR have a beautiful guardian angel or a hot guardian succubus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Where's the difference? I'd pick the guardian angel, because I wouldn't have to be afraid of death by copulation. If you were in a fantasy world, WYR have a sword that kills dragons but is completely ineffective against everything else or a shield that defends against dark magic and only dark magic (meaning it doesn't protect you from every other kind of magic or physical attack)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 A shield that defends against dark magic. Magical attacks are something I always seem to have difficulty defending against in videogames, so every little bit helps. WYR be mindscrewed so hard that you can no longer tell reality from fiction, and even after receiving help, you're scarred for life from the event, or have to work with said person and attempt to keep them sane while you try to complete a a mission together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 The former, because I don't have the confidence to be a lifeline for someone else. WYR play this Forum Game as an actual video game, or play the Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Forum Game as an actual board game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Play the stupid questions game as a board game. WYR have fairy godparents or a fairy that heals you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 I prefer Wanda and Cosmo since they can grant me any wish, including healing me. WYR be a diaper or a condom? I am not sure which one I would pick myself. I think I will just flip a coin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Flip a coin and hope it lands on neither heads nor tails, you mean. If I had to pick one... I guess diaper. Because I'm already full of sh**. WYR be able to sing a song that turns people (and entire cities) into crystal or be able to summon disembodied hands and a giant stone statue to do stuff for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Summon hands and giant statue. WYR be a macaroni pasta piece or an angel hair pasta strand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 (edited) Angel hair pasta. Sounds more ideal. WYR watch yout least favourite scene from your least hated show/movie or never watch TV again? Edited October 12, 2019 by WeAreNewcastle1053 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Never watch TV again. I already don't watch TV. WYR be named Jesus Condom or Batman Bin Suparman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Jesus Condom. WYR be Batman's outer underwear or Superman's outer underwear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 Superman's, I'd be bulletproof. WYR be followed around by a mariachi band for an hour or be in a mariachi band and follow somebody around for an hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 Well, I saw "The Musica Man" episode of ¡ Mucha Lucha!, so I know how much fun I'd have pissing someone off for an hour acting like the Mariachi band there. Would you rather gouge out your eyes or cut out your tongue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 The tongue, I suppose. There are other ways to communicate. Cumbersome, but at least there are alternatives. Life without sight would be absolutely miserable. If you were playing your favourite Fire Emblem game, would you rather be forced to use the game's absolute worst units, or be allowed to use anybody you want, but you have to mercilessly kill all of your favourite characters before the game's end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 Use all the worst units. WYR wear pink footy pajamas or a banana costume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 Pink footy pajamas. Banana costume sounds too hot. WYR be Bruce Wayne's underwear or Clark Kent's underwear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 This is the same as the last question? WYR be a tick on a buffalo's butt or rub salt on a nasty cut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Rub salt on a nasty cut. Never said it had to be mine. 😉 WYR put on wet socks or put on socks when you have wet feet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Wet feet in dry socks. I can reduce the wetness on my feet a little by shaking my feet before putting on dry socks. WYR eat pizza or hotdog? 10 hours ago, Dragoncat said: This is the same as the last question? Batman and superman wear an outer underwear that does not touch their crotch. Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent wear normal underwear that touches their crotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Pizza. WYR have bees in your house or ladybugs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Ladybugs are adorable (and don't sting you), so I'll pick ladybugs. WYR find a dead chick in the egg you tried eating for breakfast or discover that the orange juice you just drank was squeezed out from rotten oranges? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Not a fan of balut, so I will take rotten oranges. Less visually traumatic. WYR eat balut or casu marzu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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