Hawkwing Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 This is pretty much "Explain a movie plot badly" for Fire Emblem, except it's not just limited to the overall story. It can be about supports, cut-scenes, story events, gameplay, etc. For some examples: King creates decades long conspiracy, escalates a minor conflict into a continental war, and ends up sacrificing his life, all to get rid of one insane person. Spoiler Rudolf entrusts Alm to Mycen, supports Desaix to get Zofia to declare a full out war, and dies so that Alm takes the throne of Rigel. And one goal of this plan was to kill the insane Duma. Man turns food testing event into a diplomatic marriage proposal to aid with race relations. Woman licks his eyes. Spoiler Stalh and Panne's support chain. A rabbit, a candyman, and a historic cosplayer all join army on the spot to prevent assassination attempt. Spoiler Chapter 6 of Fire Emblem Awakening. Desperate heroes go back in time to the previous generation to prevent a zombie apocalypse. End up fighting in a different conflict entirely. Spoiler The child characters appear very close to the beginning of the Valm arc, which has very little to do with stopping Grima. Priestess goes on pilgrimage to the main temple of her goddess. Accidentally eradicates criminal empire along the way. Spoiler Celica's route in Act 2 and 3 of Gaiden/Shadows of Valentia. Calvary kill ten attackers by standing still in a corridor. Spoiler Due to how the defense stat works, cavaliers can make good tanks during the enemy phase, despite real life cavalry not at all being ideal for defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von Ithipathachai Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 (edited) A pegasister recruits a gay man into the MLP fandom Spoiler Navarre gets recruited by Caeda Please don't hurt me mods, I don't mean anything bad by this Edited February 2, 2019 by Von Ithipathachai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 28 minutes ago, Von Ithipathachai said: A pegasister recruits a gay man into the MLP fandom Reveal hidden contents Navarre gets recruited by Caeda Please don't hurt me mods, I don't mean anything bad by this . . .uh, what. Anyway. . . Get trained, get ripped, get out. Spoiler The very basic life of Ike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 A fat pig lit my dream girl on fire, so I lit the fat bacon on fire. Spoiler Book II Heroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 Red-haired man invites Blue-haired man and his friends to a BBQ, where the main course is the Blue-haired man and his friends. Spoiler End of Chapter 5 of Genealogy of the Holy War. Kidnapped child faces existential crisis. Spoiler Fates' decision route split thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthR0xas Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 Armored Edgelord gets beat up by an angsty teen who later gets addicted to protein shakes. Spoiler Ike beat the Black Knight (Chapter 27 2) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 (edited) Cult leader stalks teenage girl to sacrifice her to his god while avoiding her alcoholic chaperone. Spoiler Jedah, Celica, and Saber. Edited February 3, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von Ithipathachai Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 25 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Cult leader stalks teenage girl to sacrifice her to his god while avoiding her alcoholic chaperone. That legit sounds like some kind of weird 60's/70's B-movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, Von Ithipathachai said: That legit sounds like some kind of weird 60's/70's B-movie. Lol. A fat man who collects exotic animals gets attacked by one of the birds and the bird escapes. Spoiler Reyson punching Oliver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Man that really loves women hits on an underage girl. Spoiler Sain X Rebecca's support conversations. Sain is in his 20s whilst older than Kent while Rebecca is 15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Unsupervised children start an army. Spoiler Basically the beginning of Chapter 6 in FE4. Unsupervised children join an army. Spoiler Beginning of Gaiden/Echoes. Man gets intimate with dragon woman. Spoiler Roy's (possible) conception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Old man Chaperones kids who fight in a war. Spoiler Basically Marcus in FE6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Boy whose best friend's alter-ego is a ballista lord goes around the continent forming a harem which includes his childhood friend, a pegasister, a Sacaean nomad, a teenage hooker, his teacher, a half-dragon shaman, the sister of the psycho who killed his childhood friend's dad, and culminates in piercing a dragon woman (also an acquaintance of psyho dude) with his blade. Along the way he picks up a priestess who's also the handmaiden of psycho dude's sister, the daughter of two FE7 prepromotes, a girl who isn't in Kansas anymore, a girl who wants to go to Neverland and start a fast food chain, a tree with a sword, two more pegasisters, a monotreme who mothered ancient Greek monsters, a ginger thief girl, Princess Minerva from Macedonia in Archanea, the daughter of an Avenger, a little dragon girl they have to babysit, and an old woman they picked up in Canada to babysit the little girl in their stead. Spoiler Binding Blade in a nutshell. Whew that was a mouthful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 I love these things Local Duke marries chick he's known for five minutes, accidentally conquers most of the continent, and, as a reward, gets invited to barbecue, after that, the Duke's son must kill his inbred half-brother, while also getting hit on by some chick who absolutely isn't his half-sister. Spoiler Genealogy of the Holy War Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 10 hours ago, Critical Sniper said: Old man Chaperones kids who fight in a war. Reveal hidden contents Basically Marcus in FE6 Not to mention Spoiler Malledeus and/or Jagen in Marth's games. Sort of. To a lesser extent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flere210 Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 (edited) NTR protagonist accidentaly conquer the world and get killed in a barbecue Spoiler Fe4 part 1 ending Light novel protagonist conquer the world for a slime in order to kill him and then an edgy teen attack Spoiler Conquest epilogue Edited February 3, 2019 by Flere210 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Once there was a lord in a medieval fantasy setting. He fought in a war against the bad guys. He killed them all with some help from friends he made along the way. Some of which disappeared without a trace after the war because reasons. Also there were dragons and magic and a character that died that the lord really regrets dying but you had no choice but for it to happen. Know what? I don't think this one needs a spoiler. It's your favourite Fire Emblem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Sister finds his edgy brother on the battlefield Spoiler Recruiting Raven ith Priscilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Man learns he has a furry fetish, tells his friend, and his friend accuses him of being into tree people. Spoiler Kitten Smitten info convo in RD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Man decides to take the term "hot girlfriend" too literally. Spoiler Berkut sacrificing Rinea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 30 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: Man decides to take the term "hot girlfriend" too literally. Spend it wisely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 23 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Spend it wisely. The picture isn't loading, I can't see it, or is that the point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 4 hours ago, Espurrhoodie said: The picture isn't loading, I can't see it, or is that the point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Ah, there it is! I thank you for the internet points! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 A young man and his friends go to see a winter wonderland with his other friend. The other friend turns out to be a real spicy meatball. Spoiler Birthright Chapter 17. Man thinks he has a short expiration date, but another friend tells him it is starting to feel like a month. Spoiler Why Book 3 will make better sense binge-played. Along with every other book. Where’s chapter 4? Redhead shows ugly dude that the redhead is better than what it looks like. Spoiler The finale of the Mangs Shadow Dragon Let’s Play, where Radd beats Medeus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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