Hanes Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Spoiler 10 hours ago, Benice said: Okay, well I was wrong about Vaida's map, checked the pitfall wiki. It's eleven turns, not twelve. Javelins are E, though. Ok fine Javelins are E rank... 10 hours ago, Benice said: I like how they still managed to fit a whole army into this palace without anyone noticing. No, wait, I don't! I HAVE TO DEAL WITH MORE ENEMIES THIS WAY! HELP! Hehehehe right... man this map is... unfair because of FoW but I like it if it didn't have that. 10 hours ago, Benice said: ...Wait, he's located right near where Ursula is... Unless...She's somewhere else, isn't she? That's gonna be fun. AAAAAA- In HHM, Ursula is on the south-east. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Oof! The enemy quality's ramping up quite a bit. This game has really tough Heroes... Heroes and Valkyries are the scariest enemy classes. 10 hours ago, Benice said: If there are any snipers, I'm dead. They're only times 2 effective, it's not such a big deal. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Oh, you've gotta... On 7/25/2020 at 6:56 AM, Benice said: At least [Jaffar] has WTA against most of the people near him. At least he did in ENM. It'd be kind of like HHM to give every enemy next to him a lance or swordreaver. Heck, I bet they'll surround him with wyeverns with silver lances... I WAS JOKING! IT WAS A JOKE!! A JOKE!!!!!!! Game design amirite? 10 hours ago, Benice said: Ninian likes to move it, move it. Dart prevents this thief from moving it, moving it. Lmao. 10 hours ago, Benice said: ... How is this guy not one of the four fangs? And why the heck does he have res almost equal to Canas?! And why did they remember to give him a luck stat but not Vaida? And why was he hidden in the Fog? Guhhh! This guy is a monster. You better have something like a Brave Axe or a Killer Axe for him, which I mean you likely do. 11 hours ago, Benice said: It's fine, Zephiel has the bulk to survive. Unless he gets dou- DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT Seriously... what were they thinking with giving him such low speed? 11 hours ago, Benice said: No! NO! NOOOOOOOO! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH I FORGOT ABOUT THE HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOO NOT CANAS!!! FRICK Urrrghhh... He was so good after the three-chapter reset... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANAS! It can't... be! 11 hours ago, Benice said: Eli-good! Eli-good! Thank you! NICE! 11 hours ago, Benice said: Who would have thought that Florina, FLORINA, would be ORKO'ing armor knights? Not me, but that's awesome! 11 hours ago, Benice said: NOOOOOOOO! NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! NOOO! Oh god, this is awful... Rath...Nooooo...He's so good... I can't believe... I... Wait, where's Rath's death qu- ... Pfft... Oh... Hahahah...HEHAHHAHUEHHUEHUHEUH When I added the brave-eclipse weapon to take out Kishuna, its name replaced Rath's death quote, so "CHEESE, MY LADS! just flew across the screen. I swear, I just about died laughing when this happened. (Except it didn't have any formatting to make it stop advancing so I missed the screenshot.) I feel so broken that I can't help but laugh... But No! I cannot give in! Rath wouldn't want me to give up in the face of adversity! Lmao HAHAHAHA 11 hours ago, Benice said: I can't let Maxime die From-age. Cheddart will end him instead! Yay cheese puns! 11 hours ago, Benice said: Also, unrelated, apparently there's a cheese that comes from Navarre. Strangely, there's no mention of Pheena. Navarre... Navarra... St. Rubenio knows more about this than I. 11 hours ago, Benice said: Now, for a musical number! One, two, three, four! Hark(en), the herald angels sing, I love the stats that Harken brings! Pent is great, and heals from a mile, And Farina empties this tile. Joyful, all ye 'zekrers, rise, Send this morph up to the skies, Heck! The bolting really stings, And now great pain Zephiel brings. --- Thank you, thank you! I spent two whole minutes thinking that up and I bet it didn't make sense to anyone but me! That was good unironically, I liked it! 11 hours ago, Benice said: Flour Power! Actually, Ninian being so good is starting to work against me...The shamans literally cannot hit her, so they're going down instead... Cool Farina is pulling her weight! 11 hours ago, Benice said: BASHI-BAZOUK! CARPET-SELLER! ECTOPLASM! SWINE! TRAMPS! TROGLODYTES! FRESHWATER SWAB! CATERPILLAR! BABOON! JELLYFISH! Damn... 11 hours ago, Benice said: Hooray, a bad unit! I'm gonna use her, but not today! Today, I only need to have Nino talk to Jaffar so I can get that good ending! Buut this has been a really lengthy update already, so I'll finish off the battle that is before the sun ascends next time. Will Jaffar pull through? Will Nino make it to him so they can talk? Will my mind stay intact? The answers will arrive soon! Hope you enjoyed seeing some carnage and that you won't get to see it again, and that you'll have a great week! Alright, I'm excited for it, until next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eltosian Kadath Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Alright my responses this time might be long enough to warrant the spoiler box. Spoiler 10 hours ago, Benice said: But...But there's literally three people in the manse...If there's fighting, it would be highly likely that Zephiel had croake-Y'know, it's in character for Hector. I'll live with it. If there is fighting it means the assassins either bungled the kill, or bungled the escape, so Hector isn't as logically wrong as you are acting. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Rath and Dart SHOULD be able to clean up the left side of the map, and I'll send Ninian that way, as I want Night of Farewells, (Sadly) and Jaffar has a tendency to dash that way. Bold to head in both directions on an ironman. I know in my ironman I sent everyone east and left Jaffar's survival up to chance (which worked out, as Jaffar dodged/crit enough to ran out of killer swords, after which he sat the rest of a map on a pillar where no one could hit him...) 10 hours ago, Benice said: ...Wait, he's located right near where Ursula is... Unless...She's somewhere else, isn't she? That's gonna be fun. AAAAAA- She is hiding in the bottom corner, and finding her is kinda critical, as her AI has her start moving just in time to bolting kill Zephiel on the last turn if you ignored her. 10 hours ago, Benice said: AAGH! Oh god... I could have gotten Eliwood killed on turn one... ...Yikes forever. 10 hours ago, Benice said: That 2% crit is gonna bite me in the behind, isn't it? Naw, Nino has just enough health that, and is heal happy enough that the 2% crit only kills her if she is at 14 HP at the time, which makes it even rarer than that stated 2%. The real concern is that the random move she makes when she uses her Elixir will put her into Ursula's terrible terrible rape radius. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Dart>Jaffar, change my mind. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Canas>Jaffar, change my mind. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Harken>Jaf-No, wait, that's actually barely arguable. Lot of undeserved Jaffar hate, although the the Harken comparison is probably accurate. Jaffar is amazing, but Harken having access to 1-2 range with his stats pushes him well past Jaffar. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Nino>Jaffar, change my mind. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Eliwood>Jaffar, change my mind. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Jaffar> my screenshotting skills... Heh, was that the final punchline, all this Jaffar deprecation to then put yourself down in a comedic way 10 hours ago, Benice said: Rath>Jaffar, change my mind. ... I guess not. Poor Jaffar gets all this hate because he only has a chance of holding off an entire army indefinitely... 10 hours ago, Benice said: ... How is this guy not one of the four fangs? And why the heck does he have res almost equal to Canas?! And why did they remember to give him a luck stat but not Vaida? And why was he hidden in the Fog? Guhhh! The old bugged stat boss himself, although its funnier when his stat variance lets him break his class's HP cap. 10 hours ago, Benice said: YES! OH, THANK YOU! DART>>>>>JAFFAR! HE'S SO JAFFAR AHEAD OF HIM AS A UNIT! I'll give you that one, for taking down that monster Maxime is no easy feat. 10 hours ago, Benice said: And this thief is in the worst possible spot. But no longer! Surprised you aren't letting them nab some treasure for you to kill off of him. There is some amazing stuff on this map: the Brave Lance, the Boot, the Delphi Shield, and the Rescue Staff, and getting any of them would be a massive boon to your army. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Golly. If Luna weren't so incredibly OP for situations like this, she'd be absolutely terrifying. That said, I think she loses 13 AS because Bolting. She is utter Harken bait. Also that 13 AS still leaves her with 12, which is about on par with the other enemies. FUN fact, thank to the weight of Nino's Elfire tome she actually gets doubled by Ursula's bolting. 10 hours ago, Benice said: It's fine, Zephiel has the bulk to survive. Unless he gets dou- DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT ... Ouch. Yeah you really have to hussle to protect that throne room of his or this will happen. Its a shame as things were going so well too. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Sure hurt him more than it hurt me! No! NO! NOOOOOOOO! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH I FORGOT ABOUT THE HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOO NOT CANAS!!! FRICK ...Oof, that hurts a lot... 10 hours ago, Benice said: JAFFAR! Why?! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GET HIT BY THE 16%?! Ugh... This is a bad omen for this run... 10 hours ago, Benice said: Siiiigghhh... I wasn't really all that mad about the first reset- I decided to protect Nino and attack Ursula instead of pushing towards Zephiel. This one? There's literally nothing I could have done about Jaffar dying. This danged good ending is killing me! Welp. How reliant this map is one the luck of the NPCs is a big part of what makes this map simultaniously the best and worst map in the game. Plus your only real issue with last time was protecting Nino, going after Ursula is kinda necessary (and stops reinforcements), and if you defend the prince as well, there is no direction for enemies to attack her from that you aren't defending already. 10 hours ago, Benice said: YOU HAVE INCURRED MY WRATH! TAKE THIS! TOP TIER UNIT, ACTIVATE!!!! I was rather enjoying your insistance on Pent being a staff unit, but it seems the challenges of BBD have finally forced you to bringout the big guns. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Eliwood>Jaffar. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Charge! If we want to save that edgehead, we'll need to hurry! Glass, Lauris, come with me! We'll go find Raven. ...Edgehead... heh. 10 hours ago, Benice said: I FORGOT ABOUT MAXIME AGAIN! GHHZHHZHGZGHX- Heheheh, Oh that is such a hilariously aweful mistake to make. 10 hours ago, Benice said: NOOOOOOOO! NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! NOOO! Oh god, this is awful... Rath...Nooooo...He's so good... I can't believe... I... Poor Rath, killed off yet again. And he was so good this time... 10 hours ago, Benice said: Cheddart, I believe in you! HEAHUAUH I can't let Maxime die From-age. Cheddart will end him instead! Nice Filla's Might use, but boy those accuracy numbers (heh) are still rather scary. 10 hours ago, Benice said: yes... YES... YESS!!! HA!!!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY NOW, TWILITFALCHION?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! I HAVE NO NEED FOR RATH'S CHEESE, FLORINA CAN BRIEAT THE DEVIL OUT OF EVERY ENEMY IN HER WAY!! MAX STRONGTH RETURNS!!! 10 hours ago, Benice said: Florina would like that. Or maybe Farina. I don't know that Florina needs the help. Now you are getting it. That is going to be a nice boon to your monster fliers. 10 hours ago, Benice said: NO! DODGE! DO A BARREL ROLL! ESCAPE! STOP DROP AND ROLL! DON'T PANIC! YOU'RE A GOOD UNIT, DART! YOU CAN'T- BASHI-BAZOUK! CARPET-SELLER! ECTOPLASM! SWINE! TRAMPS! TROGLODYTES! FRESHWATER SWAB! After all that risk and effort to kill Maxime... Battle Before Dawn has somehow managed to cripple your army further. 10 hours ago, Benice said: PREPARE TO DEATH ..Eh, the Boots are fairly good as well. Too bad you couldn't kill off that one last turn, and convince a second thief to grab the boots, but oh well, your monster pegs probabaly don't need the help of a brave weapon. 10 hours ago, Benice said: The amount of things that have gone right this chapter are in Hector's text box. Hooray, a bad unit! I'm gonna use her, but not today! Today, I only need to have Nino talk to Jaffar so I can get that good ending! Buut this has been a really lengthy update already, so I'll finish off the battle that is before the sun ascends next time. Will Jaffar pull through? Will Nino make it to him so they can talk? Will my mind stay intact? The answers will arrive soon! Hope you enjoyed seeing some carnage and that you won't get to see it again, and that you'll have a great week! 9 hours ago, The Roger The Paladin said: (similar in concept to the one in Majora's Mask... though I understand a lot of people find that one overly convoluted for reasons I've never understood) If I were to guess it was due to the time limit stressing people out, and them not realizing they have plenty of time to think things through (assuming they have the brain to learn the alternate songs of time...). Side note, Majora's Mask is the best Zleda game. That is all, simple statement of fact. 15 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: Remember that Desmond ordered Murdock and his men away from the palace. Honestly, storywise, this map is really solid. I can't think of any issues right now, and the irony that we're saving the next previous game's villain is great. All in all, pretty good, and as far as send-offs go, this is a fine one for Ursula. If only I could say the same about the gameplay. And that is another part of what makes Battle Before Dawn simultaneously the best and worst map in the game. 15 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: If they had continued reading, they would've found out that the phrase wasn't the name of a song, but rather part of the dialogue in a scrapped scene between Plum and... Well, you know where this is going. ...ugh....I think I just threwup a little in my mouth. 18 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said: This is two twists in one. I love it. Who's the father? Its the blue haired Harken edit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 11 hours ago, Benice said: Also, I'm not gonna lie, Nino is one of the redeeming parts of FE7's plot for me-They did a good job of developing her character despite the fact that she's not very important to the plot. Agreed. Her and Sonia's interactions are pretty sad, actually. 11 hours ago, Benice said: I like how they still managed to fit a whole army into this palace without anyone noticing. That's the power of Vidya Gaem Logic™ 11 hours ago, Benice said: Sadly, I do not dare to bring Wil to this battle-I don't know if I'll be able to do it without my A-team. He Wil not get the chance to prove himself. At this point, he disappointed you so many times that he likely Wil not get another chance at all. 11 hours ago, Benice said: Dart>Jaffar, change my mind. Assassins beat everything. Mind changed. Because facts. You're welcome. 11 hours ago, Benice said: DART GO FASTER DART GO FASTER SAVE JAFFAR Dat hecking RNG. One time Jaffar would kill nearly everything in ENM. Another time he'd get wrecked. It really do be like that sometimes though. 11 hours ago, Benice said: It's fine, Zephiel has the bulk to survive. Unless he gets dou- 11 hours ago, Benice said: Jaffar, you'd better not- *insert repost of above meme* 11 hours ago, Benice said: YOU HAVE INCURRED MY WRATH! TAKE THIS! TOP TIER UNIT, ACTIVATE!!!! Time to let out some of that Pent-up anger. 11 hours ago, Benice said: I FORGOT ABOUT MAXIME AGAIN! GHHZHHZHGZGHX- Benice.exe has crashed. Send help. 11 hours ago, Benice said: Hehe, cheese, my lads! Famous last words! Got to have dat cheese. 11 hours ago, Benice said: YESS!!! HA!!!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY NOW, TWILITFALCHION?! Impressive. Most impressive. 11 hours ago, Benice said: Louise is a lucky lady. Her husband is actually capable of contributing. And she's no pushover herself. 11 hours ago, Benice said: The amount of things that have gone right this chapter are in Hector's text box. Also the amount of thoughts that are going on in Hector's head. 11 hours ago, Benice said: Hope you enjoyed seeing some carnage and that you won't get to see it again, and that you'll have a great week! Same to you. BRING ON THE CARNAGE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted September 7, 2020 Author Share Posted September 7, 2020 (edited) My dude saga, chapter 21.5: I! SONIA! EDIT: Yo, SF finally let me edit an update! Death: Spoiler On 9/1/2020 at 6:29 AM, The Roger The Paladin said: Spoiler I guess that can be said for Jedah... or to an extent Validar (his resurrection after dying in his attempt to kill Emmeryn/not being recognized by Chrom/Robin in the Walhart arc because they didn't look at the corpse apparently being my gripe). Of corpse they didn't look at the body! The evil guy has to be playable, right? Fates villains are a special batch. Garon is almost similar to Volcens in the degree he'll go out of his way to screw Corrin over in Conquest. Come to think of it... Gasp! How dare you compare Berwick and Conquest?! ...But you aren't wrong. See, when I first played Twilight Princess... there wasn't a Skyward Sword. But I find it's the little things that make the temples for me in Twilight Princess. The Snow Peak Manor has no hearts anywhere in the dungeon... reflective of the damaged love-life of the resident yetis. The water temple works around the cogs and water flow. It's essentially a mechanism (similar in concept to the one in Majora's Mask... though I understand a lot of people find that one overly convoluted for reasons I've never understood) that you work from within. The Arbiter's Grounds has it's spinner tracks and atmosphere... which somehow don't play against each other. The city in the sky has it's double-clawshot action (which, while you may have seen it in Skyward Sword, was new to anyone playing the game at release, and an experience that I won't forget.). The forest temple has the whole monkey-rescuing objective... which is ultimately cosmetic, but it's a nice change from collecting keys this time. Point is, the gameplay may be the same, but I feel largely the dungeons, and the atmosphere aren't. Hard to describe.That's fair. There are some neat concepts, for sure. Arbiter's grounds is one of my favorites. I have really strong bias for Skyward Sword, as it was the first video game I every played. Well, watched someone play. Started a great family tradition! Turns out he's using the joke weapons from Fates. Whoever sold him that must have been a Daicon man! Nice no casualty run of FE6. I mean, assuming Bartre and Rebecca being alive canonically counts. My next no casualty run will be my ironman! Mark these words, nobody will die! (Actually don't I'm certain it'll be even more of a gong show than this ironman has been...) Well, that's... one hell of a coincidence.Well, I chose Rath's because of the fact that it had Lyn talk to him, so I assumed it was his Lyn Mode death quote. I managed to botch death. In an ironman. Yikes. On 9/1/2020 at 5:37 AM, Hello72207 said: Hide contents am I though? Yeah, I'd say so. Maybe not by a large margin, but judging by the results in the Trainee solo, among other things... *Wil hides in a corner* If he were more Wiling to get speed, he'd be better. I like how the black Fang is supposed to be a small group of elite assassins but they act like an army. No, no no! They're all elite because every member used to be part of the four fangs! Duh. NO. BAD BENICE. WIL MUST BE USED EVERY LEVEL. If he dies he can't be used though! did anyone tell him about Maxime? No? Neat. He's designed to cause the Maximeum amount of suffering. If he had easy 1-2 range, He would be one of the best endgame units. He is very helpful at base on the final chapter though, considering that 1-2 range is not important there. I'm certain that I'll have little choice about who goes to endgame... This is gonna be fun to watch. At least I succeeded on that part. I hope. you and so many other BBD HHM players. I've even had it happen to me. Oof. I'm glad that I didn't have to suffer because of the crit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ugh. Why did they do this?! Archers are not even a problem for pegasi in this game. Silver bows still really hurt. And a killer bow crit would be bad. Also that hero is a nightmare. And I'm never waking up! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Slim swords would like to know your location. I think they have like 110 hit or something dumb like that. 100 hit-only 5 more than Luna. Fair and Balanced. At least Luna enemies are few and far between? WHY DOES PENT ONLY HAVE STAVES WITH HIM? I said he was going to be a staffbot exclusively, didn't I? HHM is a joke. Many chapters in it are frustrating to play due to the unfairness of them. They haven't been that bad so far, Genesis and this one notwithstanding. Just boring, for the most part. HERE HE COMES! I wish this was Berwick fog... Zephiel dies to everything after like turn 6 i think. Nice. Do you doubt me? I am DonDon tier! No Luna for you! Do I look like a Luna-tic to you?! Because difficulty. Of course. Best way to add difficulty is to take it out of the hands of the player. ...? It's something that every LPer fears; that one frame of white when somebody gets hit. Thusly the screenshot is just a picture of white and nothing else. Or, for some Light magic spells, multiple frames. Shine is the worst thing ever... You know... hahaah Wil could have tanked that. If Wil had higher HP and defense than Rath, and didn't get doubled, then yes. Luna weighs Canas down. By less than 13 points. quail. Snail. On 9/1/2020 at 3:27 PM, Saint Rubenio said: Hide contents As I said, entirely unassuming. I see. Can't wait to see what Paramythis can do, since it seems likely you'll get there before me because I promised that I'd finish FE9. Please send help. Because he's not as obnoxious as the others, so he instantly gets the Best Avatar badge. Personally, though? I don't think a Dora The Explorer style self-insert is much better than the actual avatars in the series. It's not terrible, but it is quite dumb. I just... don't want to insert myself into the story. In any way. Please? That too much to ask? Apparently, yes. It is far too much to ask. I'm mostly mad because Lyn SHOULD have been a really good lord! She should have made an amazing first impression in Lyn mode! But nope, she's tutorial girl/and Fire Emblem's first AvatarsexualTMAt least she can't actually marry Mark, though? Although with how much damage had already been done, it wouldn't have even bothered me more than Lyn Mode. Hah! Yes, exactly. Too bad this game is so wordy... I can only imagine what LPing Berwick is like. I love that game and the amount of text don't bother me, but hoo boy. You cannot harm my beard. I'll kill you if you do! Just try! Ward wouldn't be able to hit me if he didn't have his beard! How dare you throw Twilitfalchion under the bus, I'll kill you. And then him. I'll kill everyone! Everything to ash! Ahaha, hahahahah, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH--COUGH, COUGH, COUGH COUGH, HACK... Ahem. Carrying on. If you lose your sanity because of Imhullu, does that mean that you're Imhullosing it? Slander! I would never do this! Weiss is still alive, isn't he?! For how long remains to be seen. Ahahahahahahahahahah! Okay, good one. I liked that one. Took me completely off-guard, too. You glorious bastard... How dare you forget about Douglas, I'll kill you! Remember that Desmond ordered Murdock and his men away from the palace. Honestly, storywise, this map is really solid. I can't think of any issues right now, and the irony that we're saving the next previous game's villain is great. All in all, pretty good, and as far as send-offs go, this is a fine one for Ursula. Well, aside from the Black Fang having a bigger army than everyone else combined, but hey. Gameplay/Story segregation exists for a reason. Imagine every enemy running around with Lethality. Yikes. If only I could say the same about the gameplay. Yeah, really...It has a decent concept, but it's just too luck-based, especially with where Nino is. I could see her easily wandering into Ursula's range... Is he dying today? Looking at the scientific research and the empirical data I've accumulated over the years, when you use a good statbooster on a unit in an Ironman run, that unit will proceed to die within the next three chapters. Because life sucks. Gah! I gave Rath Afa's drops three chapters ago! Wait, Florina got the Energy ring in chapter ten. I guess she's just exempt from the laws of physics. Also, who is Afa? That's kinda a weird one. Metis' tome doesn't make much more sense. I wish FE8 wasn't as rushed as it was, as I really do think it's better than FE7 in almost every concievable way. Traitor. The only reasonable excuse not to bring the meme should be if the meme cannot leave the starting area. And I'm pretty sure Wil can leave the starting area. Fear of being softlocked doesn't count? Oy... Eligoodeligood. I'm so glad I didn't give up on him...He's gonna need to hard carry the rest of the game with Florina. See, without Nino you couldn't even use Jaffar. But you don't need Jaffar to use Nino. That means Nino is better than Jaffar by a longshot. Exactly! Nino is better than Pent because she isn't relying on a mid-low tier unit to survive so she can stay! In other news, Roy is the best unit in FE6 because without him you couldn't beat chapter 1. Dougy takes second place because without him you can't proceed past chapter 22. Woah...This changes every tier list ever... Hah! It really does! He looks pretty Rad. Well, Rad-ish. EDIT: Wait, Turnips and radishes have nothing to do with each other. Whoops. Um, they're both root vegetables? Clearly Rath's dots are superior to Jaffar's dots. Which are both inferior to Shin's dots. Seriously, even though it's a terrible support, Shin and Fir's C support is one of my favorites just because of how relatable it is. It's called Softly with Grace because the devs found the words "softly with grace" in TRS, and decided to use that string of words however in their game. Naturally, as the FE7 devs tend to- If they had continued reading, they would've found out that the phrase wasn't the name of a song, but rather part of the dialogue in a scrapped scene between Plum and... Well, you know where this is going. GYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHH!! Why?! If it were Ninian's theme or the theme that plays in scenes that imply romance, sure! But the Four Fangs' battle theme? I wonder if this was a mistranslation. It makes no sense, even in a TRS ripoff way. 1- He's not in the Four Fangs because that'd make too much sense. In the context of FE7, Pascal is a much more fitting pick, because he makes no sense whatsoever. Can't fault them for being inconsistent, at least. Consistently inconsistent! Keeping us on our toes! 2- His armor is purple, like Canas's robe. Clearly there's a connection. Oh dang! No wonder he did so much damage! 3- Maxime is too fabulous to have no luck. FABULOUS?! HE KILLED RATH! 4- Because FE7 is a great game. Naturally. 5- I concur. Guhhh! Indeed. If I hadn't put so many cheese puns in, I could have called the whole update Guhhh! Lucky bastard... Luck is at least half skill! Although after reading your Marcel paralogue update, I understand your rage. AND I LAUGH! Don't worry, this happens to me all the time. I, too, make moves and then wonder why the hell I chose to do them. Mostly when they result in a unit's death. Death? In my LP? I know not what you speak of. Ah, yes. The staff. My favorite staff in FE7. Totally worth sacrificing S tomes for that. Hey now, he's so good that I want to do everything in my power to make him merely above average! Did you know what FE6 allowed for multiple S ranks? Yeah. Turns out, not everything FE7 did was an improvement over 6. Though, the ability to give statboosters to units in the prepscreen was much appreciated. I still get nightmares about Lilina and her angelic robe... I wish FE8 had returned to multiple S, as it would have benefitted a lot more since ranks are actually important there. I mean, in FE7 having an S in swords or axes is only good for the + 5 hit and crit they grant since you don't get them until there is up to three enemies left. And they're not effective against dragons. Heck, having an S in general is kinda useless. At least you get the S bow early on in the final map...? Wil is set for life, I guess. Oh yeah, that's the most infamous part of this map. If this mercenary in particular reaches Zephiel, it's all over. Fixed it for ya! Although Jaffar is kinda worse IMO, as Zephiel won't kill himself, and you do have a decent shot to reach him. Jaffar...Yeah, it was real costly to save a unit I'm not gonna use. The entire map hinges on whether or not you're able to stop this unit that you cannot see. Also a problem. My kingdom for Berwick fog! Ahh, yes. This attempt is going swimmingly already. Positively swimmingly. Three cheers for swordreavers! I am too worried about these two, I swear. The red flags keep pilling up. But Derricc is there! Surely absolutely NOTHING can go wrong. I mean, he has capped def and res! This is what we call foreshadowing. Unless you do something completely unexpected and kill off Raven instead. That'd be awesome. I... I hope I haven't accidentally predicted what you intended to do. But if I have, by all means, don't change course. Let's see if his blood is as red as his edge. You will see! They're on opposite sides, right? That means they're heading the same way. Meaning... either sentimental reunion or heartbreaking tragedy. Let's see what happens. My bet's still on Raven's death. C'mon, he defied death about 25 times! Surely HE won't fall! Your room is the place where you sleep. No need to thank me. Zephiel was a bright young lad until Jaffar took his brain cells. He no longer remembers what a room is. Edgehead. Good one. Is there anything else one can refer to Raven as? Hmmm... No, I don't think it'll be one of these guys. Lawrence, maybe. But General Lawrence is too epic to fall to this rabble. My money's still on Raven. If I hadn't given up on trying to make decent maps to keep up with the LP, Lawrence prolly would be getting doubled by most of the enemies here. Fun fact! Hoo, boy... Battle Before Dawn claims yet another victim. Rath's dream of opening a winery known as the Grapes of Rath will never be realized. Well, maybe it will. I think he retreated-I chose this death quote to replace Cheese, my lads! because I thought it was the Lyn mode death quote. Guess not! 10/10 best death quote. i cri everytiem Only Martel can match this. Me when I lost you-know-who two updates ago. I mean, even if he is really superb, Berwick is pretty balanced, so you should be okay. Plus the fact that if worst comes to worst before chapter 9, you can always do what I did: Faye with Miracle charm. She takes at two hits, and will most likely dodge Obama's attack and has a decent shot to dodge at least one or two more, and you don't need Astra for anything on this map other than Obama n the boys. Of course, a true legend uses Astra on Sophie. It wasn't on purpose, Esteban, I swear! I'm not trying to kill your girlfriend! I ONLY WANTED THE RAZITE MONK DEAD! Friendly reminder that this is supposed to be the prepromote counterpart to a growth unit. Yeah. Poor Erk. He should have stuck to being a clErk instead. Seriously, nobody has any chance to be matching Pent-Maybe Nino once she's fully trained, but das' it! And the amount of work needed- Who am I kidding, what else is Night of Farewells there for? Until she dies because 8 defense. She'll be FIIIIINE! Yes, Worse Florina! Go! Totally worth those 20 grand! Worse Florina still has 8 movement and flying! This is two twists in one. I love it. Wait, two? Who's the father? Y'know, the awful Harken recolor? Oh right, you missed Lyn mode. I...Wouldn't endorse reading it, as it's pretty awful for the most part, but as an excerpt, where Galle's dad introduces himself: Spoiler CAPTAIN Lawrence. And as a man who has seen battlefields for his whole life, we don't got the numbers to divide and conquer. I'd feel confident taking down these bandits if I had a wing of Pegasus knights behind me and no less. Even if Lauris and Canas are competent, two people shouldn't be able to take a camp alone. I shall accompany you. Who the heck is this yahoo? Why do people randomly show up? Hmph. Trifle not with us. Forgive us for butting in. I'm Aegeas, former Wyvern Knight of bern, current Etrurian captain. I heard the pleas of these people, and while I am currently in Etruria's army, I will not hesitate to help any in need. I will not divulge my name, but know that foes cannot stand before me as long as I have an anima tome. We do not have much time, so we'd like to free the captives as soon as possible. Well, that's convenient. Although technically he made his debut in 7x to explain why Ursula leaves then. And he also saves Eagler, (who is Swift's dad, I just dropped the ball on that part) but I forgot about that plot point too...So...Yeah... Ahahahahahahahahahahahah! I was not expecting that! Goodness, I can't even remember which update this was in! Did you just go searching through the entire LP for it? Yes. I started the page after this picture was and went all the way to the end of LP before going back to the beginning... IT TOOK SEVERAL HOURS but it was worth it. I admire your dedication! Thanks. This chapter needed an Axel or the wheels would fall off. See? Science prevails once more. Gah! Twice in one chapter... Seriously though... Oof... At this rate Eligood's gonna have to Elisolo the rest of the game. He really will. Although he is in tough competition for the Dragonshield, if we find any. Florina is much better and this run would be a heck of a lot harder if she got Matthis'd, so to speak. To be honest, I just want to know which of the fanfic squad members will die. No way they're all getting out of this one unscathed. I know that kind of build-up all too well. Ooh, Glass' def is looking pretty shaky... I think this is my longest reply so far. Please bear with me. No, I refuse to respond to people who reply to my LP! How darest thou? On 9/1/2020 at 4:00 PM, Pengaius said: Hide contents CHEESE MY LADS.JPG not found May he Rath Een Piece. Are you trying to incur my Rath? Wait, I don't have one anymore. A moment of silence for the DeDarted. Noo...My reference to Dart in FE6... Also look at the monk in the image before Dart dies. Huh? Oh, PFFFTTT... Almost having as many issues as me there! On 9/1/2020 at 4:10 PM, This boi uses Nino said: Hide contents Ok fine Javelins are E rank... Hehehehe right... man this map is... unfair because of FoW but I like it if it didn't have that. Or if Jaffar didn't have a death wish.. In HHM, Ursula is on the south-east. Would have been good to know. She didn't end up doing any real damage, though. This game has really tough Heroes... Heroes and Valkyries are the scariest enemy classes. Valkyries? We've barely seen 'em! Heck, I think Ursula is the first! They're only times 2 effective, it's not such a big deal. 26 might weapons are still no joke... Game design amirite? Perfection. Lmao. Y'know, Ninian's dances are sorta like the least...Invigorating in the series? Like, the others have fast music and neat dances, but Ninian just has depressing music to a slow dance. This guy is a monster. You better have something like a Brave Axe or a Killer Axe for him, which I mean you likely do. And thank god for that! Seriously... what were they thinking with giving him such low speed? Enforcing LTC strats~ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANAS! It can't... be! My life would have been very hard had Jaffar not died. NICE! I would have laughed if you told me that Eliwood would be my third or fourth best unit ten maps ago. But then Raven died... And he did pull himself together. Not me, but that's awesome! +6 to strength, even including the energy ring! Her average at 17/10 is 15.2 strength or something like that. Lmao HAHAHAHA Things were looking pretty Cheddire here for a while. Yay cheese puns! I milked them for all their worth! Navarre... Navarra... St. Rubenio knows more about this than I. Wikipedia on Cheese from Navarre! Now you, too can be an expert on life! That was good unironically, I liked it! Oh dear... Cool Farina is pulling her weight! Now if she can just cap defense, I'll be happy! Just kidding, but she's doing pretty dang good. Damn... This warrants more violent language. Such as...[Spoilered for language] Spoiler Alright, I'm excited for it, until next time. Hope it doesn't disappoint! On 9/1/2020 at 4:25 PM, Eltosian Kadath said: Alright my responses this time might be long enough to warrant the spoiler box. Hide contents If there is fighting it means the assassins either bungled the kill, or bungled the escape, so Hector isn't as logically wrong as you are acting. Oh, that's true, Hector didn't know that there wasn't anybody in the Manse. Bold to head in both directions on an ironman. I know in my ironman I sent everyone east and left Jaffar's survival up to chance (which worked out, as Jaffar dodged/crit enough to ran out of killer swords, after which he sat the rest of a map on a pillar where no one could hit him...) Jaffar died so many times even on Eliwood normal for me! I got softlocked on it three times! Then again, I was somehow even worse six months ago. She is hiding in the bottom corner, and finding her is kinda critical, as her AI has her start moving just in time to bolting kill Zephiel on the last turn if you ignored her. That is...That reminds me of something Kaga would do if he were angry. ...Yikes forever. I should have a yikes counter. Naw, Nino has just enough health that, and is heal happy enough that the 2% crit only kills her if she is at 14 HP at the time, which makes it even rarer than that stated 2%. The real concern is that the random move she makes when she uses her Elixir will put her into Ursula's terrible terrible rape radius. Well, her healing AI is to go into recovery mode at 50%, so the monk has somewhat of a chance. And yeah, what were they thinking with putting Nino so close to Ursula? Lot of undeserved Jaffar hate, although the the Harken comparison is probably accurate. Jaffar is amazing, but Harken having access to 1-2 range with his stats pushes him well past Jaffar. Hey now, Harken didn't kill my sanity! Heh, was that the final punchline, all this Jaffar deprecation to then put yourself down in a comedic way I missed about 500 frames to get a decent screenshot, he missed an 88. We're even. Maybe. ... I guess not. Poor Jaffar gets all this hate because he only has a chance of holding off an entire army indefinitely... He failed to bring a lancereaver to take out a sword-locked unit! SMH! The old bugged stat boss himself, although its funnier when his stat variance lets him break his class's HP cap. Bugged stats? Is he messed up? I'll give you that one, for taking down that monster Maxime is no easy feat. Ha! Yeah! Surprised you aren't letting them nab some treasure for you to kill off of him. There is some amazing stuff on this map: the Brave Lance, the Boot, the Delphi Shield, and the Rescue Staff, and getting any of them would be a massive boon to your army. Well, it doesn't actually show that they drop anything until they steal something, so I figure they're just more anti-turtling incentive...Man, I can't believe I missed the Delphi shield...I seem to recall there being killer ballistae in Zictory or death. I think that the "Killer" part isn't too bad, (ten crit? Not very good) but I think it's more accurate and deals more damage. She is utter Harken bait. Also that 13 AS still leaves her with 12, which is about on par with the other enemies. FUN fact, thank to the weight of Nino's Elfire tome she actually gets doubled by Ursula's bolting. Outstanding! Why does IntSys insist on giving green units bad equipment? Granted, not as bad as the abomination that is Echidna's equipment. Ouch. Yeah you really have to hussle to protect that throne room of his or this will happen. Its a shame as things were going so well too. I made a mistake to keep Nino locked in a corner while Hector lumbered over there to recruit her. ...Oof, that hurts a lot... Indeed... I'm almost glad Jaffar made me do it all over again. Almost. But not really. This is a bad omen for this run... If Canas wasn't enough of one, yeah... How reliant this map is one the luck of the NPCs is a big part of what makes this map simultaniously the best and worst map in the game. It is a good idea for the map, it just didn't convert. I mean, giving Jaffar a somewhat decent chance of death before you can do anything at all was a mistake. Plus your only real issue with last time was protecting Nino, going after Ursula is kinda necessary (and stops reinforcements), and if you defend the prince as well, there is no direction for enemies to attack her from that you aren't defending already. Killing Ursula stops reinforcements?! I should have done that long ago... Man, warp would have been so nice for this chapter. I was rather enjoying your insistance on Pent being a staff unit, but it seems the challenges of BBD have finally forced you to bringout the big guns. The first and last time Pent will be using a weapon that ain't a staff. Beautiful. Just gorgeous. ...Edgehead... heh. Captain Lawrence spitting them straight facts. Heheheh, Oh that is such a hilariously aweful mistake to make. HAHA, I'M NOT LAUGHING RATH IS DEADIFIED! I MAY HAVE TO USE ANOTHER TOP-TIER UNIT! Poor Rath, killed off yet again. And he was so good this time... He was so good both times! Worth the investment! Nice Filla's Might use, but boy those accuracy numbers (heh) are still rather scary. Naw, I'm good at life! He couldn't have missed! MAX STRONGTH RETURNS!!! POWER! I CANNOT LOSE! Now you are getting it. That is going to be a nice boon to your monster fliers. I didn't expect Farina not to be able to ORKO... Well, the boots'll be nice on Florina. After all that risk and effort to kill Maxime... Battle Before Dawn has somehow managed to cripple your army further. Battle before dawn: Crippling me body & soul since December 2019. ..Eh, the Boots are fairly good as well. Too bad you couldn't kill off that one last turn, and convince a second thief to grab the boots, but oh well, your monster pegs probabaly don't need the help of a brave weapon. More boots=Faster Florina! Heh...It even works in more ways than one since I'm entirely relying on the RNGoddess to bail me out. If I were to guess it was due to the time limit stressing people out, and them not realizing they have plenty of time to think things through (assuming they have the brain to learn the alternate songs of time...). Side note, Majora's Mask is the best Zleda game. That is all, simple statement of fact. That's a strange way to spell Skyward Sword. And that is another part of what makes Battle Before Dawn simultaneously the best and worst map in the game. Indeed. I hope the FE7 remake makes it more enjoyable. Well, for me. Most people love it. ...ugh....I think I just threwup a little in my mouth. The only valid reaction to Plum. Its the blue haired Harken edit. Ugh... He's easily the worst one I did. At least Marlowe looks like a scumbag! Blue Harken looks like he's been hit by a can of paint... On 9/1/2020 at 4:29 PM, twilitfalchion said: Spoiler Agreed. Her and Sonia's interactions are pretty sad, actually. There's Nino chance that Sonia's dying to anyone but Nino! Well, there is, since she has 0 luck, but shhh... That's the power of Vidya Gaem Logic™ While the Gameplay/Story segregation bothers me a little, I am very glad that not every enemy on the map is a level 10+ Assassin with a killing edge. He Wil not get the chance to prove himself. At this point, he disappointed you so many times that he likely Wil not get another chance at all. What? No, he'll get many more chances! I don't care if he gets ORKO'd by endgame! I just needed high-mobility and power units for this one. And there's a billion open slots now that I killed two mainstays of the team. Assassins beat everything. Well, except for enemies with 2 range options. Mind changed. Because facts. You're welcome. I wish I'd kept Matthew alive so I could at least use an assassin who's in a bad class with bad stats... Well, and for a lot of other reasons, such as not having 90% of the run crippled by being in no-thief land. Dat hecking RNG. One time Jaffar would kill nearly everything in ENM. Another time he'd get wrecked. Well, generally if he doesn't crit enough, he gets absolutely destroyed unless he is bigbrain enough to go onto a tile with avoid. Which he naturally seems to refuse to do It really do be like that sometimes though. It really do... Zephiel is pretty far from greatness as a unit... As are my skills... But someday, both will be a force to be reckoned with! *insert repost of above meme* Jaffar is pretty far from greatness as a unit... Okay, not really. If he weren't a swordlocked unit, he'd be one of the best in the game. Time to let out some of that Pent-up anger. Only for a little while, though. He must continue to staffbot! Benice.exe has crashed. Send help. I think I crashed when Matthew died. Or maybe Oswin. Got to have dat cheese. I always found it weird that the ice temple was the hardest in Twilight Princess-Every single time I've done this temple, I struggle. And I went through it about 20 times to make sure I found both poes in there. I love his facial expression, though. He's not quite as broken as me, but still hilarious. Impressive. Most impressive. That's...Not what I expected. But, uh, yay! We did it! We impressed a reader! And she's no pushover herself. Hey, I'd use her if I didn't need Pent to reach S staves! Also the amount of thoughts that are going on in Hector's head. I notice a distinct lack of promotion in his mind. Same to you. Thanks! BRING ON THE CARNAGE! NO! Death everywhere: Spoiler AAAAAIIIIEEE!!! My arm! Where'd that arrow come from?! I...I can't move my arm... No! Hang on, Marlowe! We'll make it through! Stay close! Swift, you've gotta leave! Go! You might make it out! I'll stay with you to the end! I will protect you until my dying breath! Why?! Because I know you'd do the same. You vastly overestimate me... Then why are you still trying to fight? We're in this together. We have to make it out of this alive! Hyah! ... They're...Every last foe has been vaquished! Excellently fought, sir Derricc! Oh, that was brilliant! Why, I came out without a scratch, and you deftly destroyed every foe that came within reach of your lance! Thank you! I am eternally in your debt. ..! .... ......., . .... ..! ....., . .... .... ...... ......! You need the Pallas Umbrias? But only a trained spellcaster with Cornwall's blood may wield it, or a true master of dark magic... Even I am incapable of using it, and merely because my grandfather was from Thria! Plus...It is the only memory I have of mother... ..... .., ... .... .... .. Someone's in trouble? Hm... You are confident that you are capable of using it, despite your commoner status? But you are an armor knight, not a druid... ...., ....., .. ..... ... ... ..... Sir Derricc... Very well. May my family's orb serve you well. You carry my blessing. Thank you, .... ....... Please... Return to me alive... What was going on when we last left off? Oh, right. Dying. BIOGAS! CHIMNEY-SWEEP! VAGRANT! POLTROON! BRIGAND! GARLIC-GUTS! AMELIA! Hah! As long as Florina makes it to help Farina, I think we'll be okay. Of course, the Fog could- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! THIS IS BAD! THIS IS REALLY BAD! If Florina can't make it to Farina and Jaffar... Oh god... This is a disaster... Please...Hit both of these... Ooof... My heart... Can Panto reach her with Physic? No. No, of course not. Of course I'm gonna kill Florina. Phantastic. She gets killed by either both mages hitting or the general hitting. Great. Well...Cross your fingers? I...I'm at a loss... How? How did I do this? Aha, finally made it to this central room! The door's closed, but I saw some assassins go in... I have got my Elfire ready...Hoo...Here we go! FLAMES OF HEAVEN, SCORCH MY FOES! ...Is it over? Is that all of the Ass-YEEEK! !!! P-p-p-prince Zephiel! Oh! Oh St. Elimine, I-I- Are you one of the assassins? N-n-n-n--n-n-n--n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n--n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no-nono-I-AAAGH! JUST FORGET THIS EVER HAPPENED! Wait, who are you? Why are you here? It's a...V-very lo-long story... Oh! You're Brunnya, aren't you? (PRINCE ZEPHIEL KNOWS MY NAME?! AAAAGGH! THIS IS PROBABLY ABOUT THE LAUNDRY INCIDENT WHEN I FIRST SAW HIM! TAKE ME NOW, ELIMINE!) I heard about your, erm, adventures around Elibe. You see- I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUN THROUGH THE STREETS IN UNDERWEAR DURING THE ROYAL PROCESSION! What? O-oh, that was you? I-I see... An-anyways, I heard from Murdock that you are part of a mercenary group that is aiding Lord Hector. Y-yes, this is true. Hmm...May I speak to Glass as soon as he has a free moment? S-sure, I'll go get him. I'll, heh, be off now. Haha! Heh! Hoo... ... Okay, well, at least Farina should be able to hold down the fort... Thanks. Canas, instead of saving the MVP, must take out a useless enemy. Hecotr mustn't die. GYARGH! NO NONONONONO! KEEP DODGING! I CAN'T! Great time to be playing basketball, Jaffar! First the radish, now this? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... She's not making it out... That's my girl, fighting to the last! We'll...We'll save you! It'll work out! NO, STOP! ESCAPE! DO A BARREL ROLL! EVASIVE MANEUVERS! IT'S A TRAP! YOU'RE MY BEST UNIT! YOU CAN'T-THIS CAN'T- IT CAN'T END THIS WAAAYY! There's...How....How are there this many of them? Haa...Ahh...It...It hurts... AAH! So...So many of them...No...We're done for... Swift...I'm sorry... I can't...Move...This is...It... Marlowe...One last time, let me hold you tightly... I love you... All my being...It loves you... *sniff* I love you... So very much... (At long last, it is time to doff this armor!) BLESS'D BOOK OF CORNWALL, HEED MY COMMANDS! Marlowe...I...I love you... Mm... You...Too... ... ... ... ... ... ... Uh, why aren't we dead? Ah, good! I made it in time. Ah! Who... I don't recall your face... Ahaha, that's only natural. I am Derricc. The armor knight?! You're actually a druid?! No way... This isn't a prank? I'm a lot of things, m'dear. A disgrace, a runaway, an avid researcher, a former member of the Black fang, and a knight who once escorted Marquess Caelin's granddaughter to Lycia. I don't understand... Everything will be sorted out soon. Now, we'd do well to make haste! I won't be able to keep them all at bay forever. YESSS! YES! YES! THANK YOU! THANK YOU RNGESUS! THANK YOU, RNGODDESS! I SEE THAT MY SACRIFICE OF THE UNITS IN RUBEN'S LP WAS ENOUGH!! THANK YOUUUUU!!!! Never again will I allow the grim reaper's scythe to loom so close to you, my love. D'you think he learned his lesson? Farina still surviving over on the other side. I'm very proud of her! 20k well spent. Fool! We've got this we've got this we've got this we've got this One! Two! Three! Everybody's been neutralized, which means... Pointless screenshot! WE FINALLY HECKIN' UNLOCKED NIGHT OF FAREWELLS! YAY, NOW I GET TO PLAY A POORLY DESIGNED MAP AFTER RESETTING THROUGH THIS MAP SEVERAL TIMES. ON THE VERY LAST TURN OF BATTLE BEFORE DAWN. Wow. That went...Horribly, but it could have gone MUCH worse! Ah! My hope of surviving this LP is back! That worked out okay! Yep! Glad that we all made it back. Let's hope that the other parties did too. DERRICC! DERRICC?! HAS ANYONE SEEN DERRICC?! Oh, sorry to alarm you, dame Priscilla! I forgot that I'd been hiding my identity all this time. You're Derricc? But... Well, my proper name is Teodor Derricc Bandit. I don't mind being called Derricc anymore, though. I feel like I'm not scum when I carry that moniker. Scum? But Milord Derricc, you're...Why...I cannot explain how much joy I feel, just being able to walk through these trying times alongside you. Priscilla...I appreciate your kind words. Hello, everyone! How fared your expeditions? Why are you carrying the unconscious body of- Y'know what, probably best not to ask. Ungh... I figure that we may have gained two new allies! Has anyone seen Glass? I hope you haven't all been worried about me. Bwahaha! I feel twenty years younger! That was marvelous! Oh, Priscilla! Glad to see you in one piece! Boy, is your brother going to be glad to see you! My lord brother?! Where is he? WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?! I'M STICKIN' MY GOSH DANGED SPEAR RIGHT IN 'IS GUT, BUT NOOOO, NOTHING EVEN SCRATCHES HIM! Tsk. Just give up. ELIMINE DAMMIT, I'M GOING HOME TO DRINK SOME TEA!! This is so annoying... (Hee hee...This has been comedy gold.) *Gasp* Priscilla! My lord brother! Oh, Priscilla, how much I've longed to see y... I mean, it's not like I missed you or anything! Baka! *** So, Mr. Glass, do you accept my proposition? I want to prove to myself and to my father that I can do this, that I'm not a failiure! I think you're romanticizing the life of a mercenary quite a bit. I'd take you, but a noble like yourself isn't cut out for this line of work. Well, we'll see how I fare! Thank you very much! That's not what I-Sigh... Awww, how heartwarming! dot dot dot dot dot dot Oh, perfect! Hector can show that love can truly change a person by forgiving Jaf- Uh, one? Well, three if you count Battle Before Dawn as your fault. Hello there, Idunn. Hello there, Eliwood. Not the reaction I'd expect when your new leader is abusive, but okay. I mean, your friend being threatened to be ripped limb from limb is better than someone being condescending and evil, right? Also, even though this is violating LP canon, I don't understand "Beyond Hearing so soon." Is it supposed to be healing? It works in multiple ways because Hellenne laughs it off too! You there! Mercenary! What? We're going to take down the Black Fang. We need you to go down to the dread isle and harry Nergal while we're busy doing...Other things. ...Very well. The Black Fang may slay innocents no longer. But...Last time, things didn't work out for us. At all. We need some help if we want to prevail. Figure it out, then! WHAT?! Bu- I don't have time to deal with your nonsense! Bah! Hold the ph- ...I will help you. Huh? Weren't you fighting for the Black Fang a few minutes ago? Wait...weren't you the one who helped Lauris and Canas defeat the bandit camp? Why are you joining us? Yes, I was there. As for why I wish to assist you: My husband is a wyvern knight, and my son wants to be one. Both risk being destroyed by the Black Fang because of the importance of wyvern knights. I've been working for years to undo the whole organization. This is my chance. Well...We certainly won't survive without you... We'd love to have ya! It'll be just like the good ol' days when we were fightin' off those bandits! Very well. You won't regret this. Hey, wait! Ursula, you can't just run off to the Dread isle without your dashing, talented husband! Sigh... Wait, who will take care of Galle during our absence? Eh, I just asked one of the other captains to take care of him-Got a daughter too, so maybe Galle will make a friend? Oh, I'm Ursula's husband, by the way. I think we met 'bout a year back! You two have a child? Please, promise me that you'll both make it back. Oh, but of course! I highly doubt that I'll be in much danger. As long as nobody's perfected that new Aircalibur spell, that is. Back to the dread isle, huh? That's... That's a big oof. Hopefully it goes better this time... Ah, sure it will! As long as I've got you by my side, I have a nice, big shield from arrows! D'aaaawww, you're so swe-What did you say? I will do my utmost to guide us to victory. We will triumph! Indeed! It will be nice to be a hero rather than being reliant on one. Helen...Rest assured, none will face death at the hands of the Black Fang in one moon's time. I swear it. I will vanquish the Black Fang then protect Elen to my dying breath... Nice. As long as it's better than Genesis... Beautiful screenshot. ...Jaffar, what are you doing with Nino right here? I've seen enough Zelda to know where this is going. And I don't like it. OK is just about the least Jaffar-like thing he could have said. Maybe it was on purpose? HA! what the heck is Hector doing?! Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot One friend. It still is bad, but I feel like Hector hasn't shown much that he's feeling Leila's death weighing heavily on him. Has he even mentioned Leila since he told Uther about her death? Also, just for the record: I bet they forget about this plot point and don't finish it. Mark these words! Yes. Just yes. We need him badly. Weeeeelllllllll... I'm still angry that the whole point of Four-Fanged offense is "Black Fang is good" but the villages still get destroyed. He does? Still seems pretty dot dot dot dot dotish to me. R.I.P m. Best FE7 character. Why would you do this, Jaffar?! What did m deserve? Ha! Well played, Lyn. ... I... Good lord... This....... HEEELLP! ESTEBAN, SAVE MEEE!!! Welcome one, welcome all! I've been looking forwards to LPing this game for a while... ... ... Okay, fine! I'll stick with FE7 and not steal Ruben's joke! BUT I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT! I believe you mean Piece here, but I may be mistaken. Woah, this is me! Except I always do rant right after saying this. Hector is a tsundere, change my mind. Guys, we've been wrong all along! Limstella's true name is Pah! It's Brendan! He's dead. hI! Sonia! WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU'RE DEAD! YOU WILL DIE BY NINO'S HAND!!!!! Eligood, thank you for being a hero. I will restrain myself from making a that's what she said joke. Um... Well, aside from expressing his desire to mutilate and torture Jaffar... Y'know what, I'll just roll with it. Oh god, not this map gimmick again. Yay. Can't wait to use this on Matthew~! Huehueheuhuhauhaidhjsapoijhb!! I probably should just sell this. Yaaaaaay... Nine strength... Thank god for that +5 to res, though. And this exists, I suppose. I don't like this map. It replicates 14x of FE6, which, in my opinion, is one of the weakest maps in the game, but at least you have warp/flier skip as viable options. This one has neither of those, and they added status staves and boltings! Also, I'm pretty sure this chapter only exists as a "train up Nino" chapter. Which works just fine, since that's what I was planning to do in Cog of Destiny too! Anyways, rant over. Let's get to the part you guys are all here for: In-depth reviews and analysis! Okay, fine, death. These boots were made for walkin', but that's not what they'll do. Since, y'know, she flies... But hopefully one of these days those boots are gonna walk all over me. One thing I find weird here is that Jaffar IS manadatory for this mission, right? Why doesn't he appear in the prep screen? Well, this shouldn't be too hard. There's some really annoying status staves, but it's free real estate for Panto and Canas. Also, that's my boy Wil ORKO'ing an enemy! Who needs Rath anyways?! YE Mmm...Not a good idea. Hey, that's a kill for Fiora, who I shouldn't bother with since she'll promote after Hector, if she even promotes at all! Death'd. And it was right here that I realized that it wasn't ONE bolting mage, but three. Why?! And this ALSO means that Fiora has a very good shot to die! GAAAAA- Welp, better go to town with Florina. And Wil will probably die if I leave him there. Oh, and Jaffar is here. Nice, free killing edge! As was totally planned. Hah! Okay, apparently Fiora would have been fine. Those bolting guys aren't as scary as I'd reckoned. That said, I played this right after the decidedly disastrous Ch. 23 of FE6, so perhaps my paranoia was justified after what happened to poor little Lilina and Shin... Quote Ha! I have Shin on my side! ... Quote Lilina? Why is Brunja going for Lilina? OH MY GOD SHE DOUBLES LILINA NO NONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONON HOW HOW HOW HOW WHY WHY WHY NONONONONON NZXMNZVCZCVHTZCRXCZFZCVXHJ BZX CBSGCSCZGFVBNM,ZXCBZCZXZXCRGREHYKOIUIKHJGHFGDF Ow. YEESH! That's a lot of damage...Florina's res is pretty respectable! Thank god this guy doesn't have Bolting too... Toast! ... Ah, she's set for life already. Okay, don't want to use a sw- ... Whoops. Okay, I went unpunished, at least. Huh? JAFFAR, YOU'RE RUINING MY ELIWOOD! Bloting no. 2! Well then. Well, she might crit? YEAH! Let's go! Nice for things not to be going disastrously after one turn. I should have kept this for Nino, but... Guess not. The pickings over here are a lot easier. HOW DID YOU MISS?! Nosferatu, just 'cause he might come out of this exchange with full HP. Too bad. Farina gets rid of the last one. I have nothing at all to say about it... Woah, she made it to S lances pretty fast! Eliwood makes no mistake this time. Poison too?! Hard throwback to New Resolve. Oh, come on! OOH! Nice. On tonight's menu-roasted Morph! Hey, she actually hit this time! A kill for Nino?! Also, holy cow is Harken busted. 11 damage from a silver lance is no joke... Outstanding! DISGUSTING! How to take good screenshot.png I have an abnormal fear of Nomads after some scarring experiences in FE6. HHM.png Ooh...ripe for Nino! These bolting mages really are laughable. I have that to be thankful for, at least! Oy vey... Here we goo! Nino time! She got magic and speed, perfect level. Crawling along, abusing OP prepromotes... Also, the heck, Jaffar? Radishes, Basketball and now CDs or vinyl?! Pull yourself together! Eligood Eliminates this enemy. Y'know, it's probably worth deploying Fiora just to supportbot for Florina. I mean, dat 29 crit on basically every enemy in the game... Of course, Florina has three more points of movement than big sis, so maybe it won't work out. Who needs Rath? This map did not need poison. To escape the annoying pathways gimmic-Sorry, unique and innovative situations that force you to adapt, Wil retreats to avoid isolation. Also guys Florina bad she can't ORKO this guy. I stand corrected! That's my girl! Farina may be slow, but she at least will be able to set up this kill for Nino perfectly! Nah, she won't miss. Does she look like Sylvis to you? Nice. Harken, please feel free to miss so that Nino can snag some exp. Oh well. Why, vern? Nino takes more damage than Eliwood. Very nice. OH DEAR Gads, I love status staves while I can only move forwards about two tiles every turn. Yays! I'll take it. Eliwood 2 stronk, pls nerf. I finally caught a good frame in a crit animation! Is this an LP first?! I legitimately think it is... This works just fine! I think this hit, but I can't remember. I have absolutely no idea why Harken was using the brave sword here. I think I thought he was in I! Sonia!'s range. Anyways, he must die because Berserk is no good. The bishop ends up very dead. Eh, probably best to do something else with Farina. Another status staff down! Very nice. VERY NICE. Woo! Please be dead now. Just in case... And Panto needs that staffrank. These two fools throw themselves at Florina. The end result is clear. Oof. Okay, that's fine. Perfect! Eliwood! C'mon now! Facetanking lessons for Nino. Death lessons for this guy. Yow! Yay! This was very obviously supposed to be healing Nino, but...Welp, it's okay, death is part of the circle of life. All of Florina's weapons broke, so it's time to use good equipment! Vote My Dude for most prepared today! EYE! SONEEYAH! Canas basically being a full Barrier staff blessed in res is starting to look pretty nice. OH GOD! I think she'll be fine, right? Gah... Please no... Nice. Nice. ST. ELIMINE! STOP THAT! Thanks. If you die, I'm calling the run off. Okay, I won't. But I'll be very sad. Pointless screenshot! oOf! OOOF! Gah! Nononononononono...I don't want to die because I'm stuck on a platform for about five turns... Hey, defense is good. The duel ends! Game, Set and match, Nino! Eh. Magic is good. And with the way you're going right now, maybe I shouldn't complain about skill... Oho! ELIMINE DAMMIT NINO, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU'VE DONE THIS! All yours, Farina. Thanks. Canas, death is forbidden! Much better! Trade strats! I'm professional! Ah yes, a Wil level. Now we will truly feel the pain of losing Rath. HE GOT SPEED! HE GOT SPEED! HE DID IT! Jaffar's got some deadly vinyls. Oh. Looks like his vinyls played a soothing lullaby. Oh boy! I love being stuck on a small island! She doubles! Yeah! Nice. Great! And why another hammer?! Jaffar gets woken up by Panto. Oh my goodness gracious, this will not be fun. 26 crit and 24 fixed attack?! Ooorgh... May was well take some pot-shotos at this guy. Dang, Wil's on a roll today! ANyways, I nothing much happens. I get really mad because of how slowly I have to move across this chapter, grind up Nino, etc. Some good Nino levels. Why is Pent so good?! YEEAAAAAAAAHHHHSSS! NOOOAEGHS Nice. ST. ELIMINE Jaffar, she's literally ten tiles away. Now that's another hot roast. RIP Jaffar, everybody wants to murder him. Bolting is really annoying, you know? AIE! SOHNJA! You tell her, Nino! ...Right as she pummels you from across the room! OH GOD NINO HAS 1 HP LEFT YES! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! Nice. FIlla's might gives her enough damage for 8 per turn. Canas and Nino each get one level from Nino's attempts to take out I! Soneea! Oooooh...This will work if both hit. Great! Greater! Eli-good! Eli-good! I've been waiting for this... HA! EAT THAT! I...So...n...ia.... Congrats, Nino! You're basically Pent with worse stats in everything, but still good enough to contribute! Well, probably. Can't wait to use this on Matthew! I'm outta here! Boy, this map was...Really awful. But at least it was fairly easy aside from the hecking Luna druid. The Janitor! Oh, great. As if you could hit him. Well, maybe with a swordreaver. Hello there, Pah. Well then, I guess this means we'll be doing Cog of Destiny next time out! Hopefully things go off without a hitch, and hopefully you enjoyed the update and will have a great week! DEATH COUNT: Matthew Rebecca* Lowen Guy Serra Bartre Dorcas Marcus Erk Priscilla~ Wil x 3 Lucius My honor Kent Legault% Raven* Helen Isadora Sain Oswin Heath Canas Rath Dart Defeated as enemy *Retreated ~Captured % Unrecruitable ??? Discharged/killed pre-reset. Dishonorably spared RESET COUNT: Hector x 4 Lyn x 7 Jaffar x 2 Bandit x 2 Eliwood x 7 Merlinus x6 Being a coward x 1 Merlinus deaths as merchant: 7 Edited September 7, 2020 by Benice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Spoiler 1 hour ago, Benice said: EDIT: Yo, SF finally let me edit an update! Man you and Ruben have had this same problem, I never did, strange. 1 hour ago, Benice said: Valkyries? We've barely seen 'em! Heck, I think Ursula is the first! Indeed. Though I think it's just that the valkyries are high leveled, and enemies do have good growths, they just don't level all that much. 1 hour ago, Benice said: This warrants more violent language. Such as...[Spoilered for language] Oh you got me, bwahahahaha! 1 hour ago, Benice said: POLTROON! In my recent re-play of FE7, I've noticed Florina's combat without Lyn mode isn't that bad honestly, and also she has a 50% growth, which is neat. 1 hour ago, Benice said: ... That's a mood. 1 hour ago, Benice said: *sniff* I love you... So very much... :(((((((((((( 1 hour ago, Benice said: I'm a lot of things, m'dear. A disgrace, a runaway, an avid researcher, a former member of the Black fang, and a knight who once escorted Marquess Caelin's granddaughter to Lycia. This plot reveal is actually sick as f- hel- heck! But who is this knight that escorted Lyn? Was he the super OP unit you made to quickly get through it? 1 hour ago, Benice said: Gewahahahahaha! 1 hour ago, Benice said: So, Mr. Glass, do you accept my proposition? I want to prove to myself and to my father that I can do this, that I'm not a failiure! I think you're romanticizing the life of a mercenary quite a bit. I'd take you, but a noble like yourself isn't cut out for this line of work. Well, we'll see how I fare! Thank you very much! That's not what I-Sigh... Interesting I have to say... 1 hour ago, Benice said: Hello there, Idunn. Hello there, Eliwood. HAHAHAHAHAAH good one man. 1 hour ago, Benice said: Oh, but of course! I highly doubt that I'll be in much danger. As long as nobody's perfected that new Aircalibur spell, that is. Foreshadowing... oh wait no, Morph Ursula has the Aircalibur... darn this could turn really dark. 1 hour ago, Benice said: OK is just about the least Jaffar-like thing he could have said. Maybe it was on purpose? Perhaps, wouldn't not have made sense. 1 hour ago, Benice said: R.I.P m. Best FE7 character. Why would you do this, Jaffar?! What did m deserve? pfft hahahaah! 1 hour ago, Benice said: I believe you mean Piece here, but I may be mistaken. Huh an actual grammar/word error in the story! Usually that was pretty well written. 1 hour ago, Benice said: I will restrain myself from making a that's what she said joke. This reminds me of that incident with Cecily, doesn't it @Saint Rubenio? 1 hour ago, Benice said: These boots were made for walkin', but that's not what they'll do. Since, y'know, she flies... But hopefully one of these days those boots are gonna walk all over me. Kinky. 1 hour ago, Benice said: Ha! I have Shin on my side! ... Ooof, I don't remember this... 1 hour ago, Benice said: OH MY GOD SHE DOUBLES LILINA NO NONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONON HOW HOW HOW HOW WHY WHY WHY NONONONONON NZXMNZVCZCVHTZCRXCZFZCVXHJ BZX CBSGCSCZGFVBNM,ZXCBZCZXZXCRGREHYKOIUIKHJGHFGDF This too.... was very ugly... 1 hour ago, Benice said: Woah, she made it to S lances pretty fast! Oh wow she did! I just looked it up and apparently her base lance rank is A omg! 1 hour ago, Benice said: I finally caught a good frame in a crit animation! Is this an LP first?! I legitimately think it is... It's a badass one at that! 1 hour ago, Benice said: HE GOT SPEED! HE GOT SPEED! HE DID IT! WOWOWOWOWOWOW! 1 hour ago, Benice said: Congrats, Nino! You're basically Pent with worse stats in everything, but still good enough to contribute! Well, probably. That's nice. 1 hour ago, Benice said: Well then, I guess this means we'll be doing Cog of Destiny next time out! Hopefully things go off without a hitch, and hopefully you enjoyed the update and will have a great week! Hey this update was really good actually! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Spoiler 3 hours ago, Benice said: Of corpse they didn't look at the body! The evil guy has to be playable, right? Validar's not playable though. Guy literally is the main antagonist of the Grima arc... despite being "killed" in chapter six (apparently in Lucina's future he killed Emmeryn there starting the war with Plegia, but her interference meant he died instead, but it has no impact on anything because Gangrel couldn't help but cause her death anyway). He gets "Deus Ex Machina'd" back to life, and somehow becomes the next king of Plegia after you beat Gangrel (who also survives so he can be playable... like Walhart). Point is, no one seems to want to actually die when they're supposed to on the enemy side. But the most grievous thing about Validar is that he ACTUALLY is legitimately supposed to have returned from the dead as opposed to just being mistaken for it... unlike Gangrel and Walhart. That and he looks like someone recoloured Jaffar from Disney's Aladdin. 3 hours ago, Benice said: Gasp! How dare you compare Berwick and Conquest?! ...But you aren't wrong. He even has Iago acting full blown Herman with terrible advice that seems to be there to make things worse. Actually, I've often said if Garon was more of an inept ruler cowed by bad advice instead of actually blatant evil slime-monster, and Iago was a full-blown saboteur trying to lead him to self-destructon working for whatever other party, it'd make the game's plot work better. Seeing Berwick, I feel vindicated, because quite honestly, Volcens man-childish tantrums and Herman's impression of a termite (he gets into the structure, and ruins the integrity until it collapses), I see exactly how Garon and Iago could have worked without being Saturday morning cartoon villains. 3 hours ago, Benice said: Whoever sold him that must have been a Daicon man! We need to turnip these puns in the bud before you radish any more out. 3 hours ago, Benice said: That's a strange way to spell Skyward Sword. Depends what aspects you value. I'm flat biased towards Majora's Mask (Not my first Zelda, or even my second. But still my favourite). I'll admit it's combat is, quite primitive compared to the improvements made with Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, Skyward Sword or Breath of the Wild. But the character/location depth, the sidequests, and the atmosphere are second to none. The three day system, and characters having their set paths for those days (which can be altered by your actions), means there's just a ton of hidden bits in the game for one to find. An example being, that after midnight on the final day, you can find the master of the swordsman school cowering in a hidden back room. This is literally just there for people who explore. But that's not the only thing I like about the game. See, I like to come up with increasingly streamlined ways to beat it. What do I mean? I come up with ways to beat it (100%) with the least amount of three day cycles possible. Presently my record is 5, though I'm aware of people who can do it in 3 cycles with glitches... which I'm trying to avoid. 4 hours ago, Benice said: Sir Derricc... Very well. May my family's orb serve you well. You carry my blessing. Orbs? In FE7? More likely than you may think. 4 hours ago, Benice said: AMELIA! Have you used vagabond, tramp, mendicant, schnorrer, cadger, hobo, clochard, bum, scrounger, bludger, drunkard, or pauper yet? Or did I give you your next rant? 4 hours ago, Benice said: YESSS! YES! YES! THANK YOU! THANK YOU RNGESUS! THANK YOU, RNGODDESS! I SEE THAT MY SACRIFICE OF THE UNITS IN RUBEN'S LP WAS ENOUGH!! THANK YOUUUUU!!!! This reminds me of that Caeda moment way back when in my LP. Mind without the crit leading to it. 4 hours ago, Benice said: Well, my proper name is Teodor Derricc Bandit. I don't mind being called Derricc anymore, though. I feel like I'm not scum when I carry that moniker. So, he's a Druid, a Knight and a Bandit... what can't this man do? 4 hours ago, Benice said: Also, even though this is violating LP canon, I don't understand "Beyond Hearing so soon." Is it supposed to be healing? I believe it's to implicate she's unresponsive. But if Ursula's alive.... who is she draining? Rath? Dart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eltosian Kadath Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, Benice said: 100 hit-only 5 more than Luna. Fair and Balanced. At least Luna enemies are few and far between? Well you missed the first nasty pocket of Luna Druids thanks to the version of Pale Flower of Darkness you got, but more are coming... 18 minutes ago, Benice said: Valkyries? We've barely seen 'em! Heck, I think Ursula is the first! Cog of Destiny is going to be a rude awakening isn't it... 24 minutes ago, Benice said: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! THIS IS BAD! THIS IS REALLY BAD! If Florina can't make it to Farina and Jaffar... ... Oh wow, is the broken pegasus going to bite it here... 25 minutes ago, Benice said: Ooof... My heart... Can Panto reach her with Physic? No. No, of course not. Of course I'm gonna kill Florina. Phantastic. She gets killed by either both mages hitting or the general hitting. Great. Well...Cross your fingers? I...I'm at a loss... How? How did I do this? ...That is even worse. This is all going to be up to chance isn't it. 28 minutes ago, Benice said: YESSS! YES! YES! THANK YOU! THANK YOU RNGESUS! THANK YOU, RNGODDESS! I SEE THAT MY SACRIFICE OF THE UNITS IN RUBEN'S LP WAS ENOUGH!! THANK YOUUUUU!!!! That was close. We might have broken Benice otherwise. 29 minutes ago, Benice said: WE FINALLY HECKIN' UNLOCKED NIGHT OF FAREWELLS! YAY, NOW I GET TO PLAY A POORLY DESIGNED MAP AFTER RESETTING THROUGH THIS MAP SEVERAL TIMES. ON THE VERY LAST TURN OF BATTLE BEFORE DAWN. Wow. That went...Horribly, but it could have gone MUCH worse! Seeing as you almost lost Florina, that seems to be a fair assessment. 33 minutes ago, Benice said: Also, even though this is violating LP canon, I don't understand "Beyond Hearing so soon." Is it supposed to be healing? I think she is just commenting that this is the first Black Fang she was harvesting that is too far gone for them to hear her snide remarks. 41 minutes ago, Benice said: One thing I find weird here is that Jaffar IS manadatory for this mission, right? Why doesn't he appear in the prep screen? Because technically you recruit him when you start of the chapter. Its just like how Isadora isn't part of the prep screen. 42 minutes ago, Benice said: And it was right here that I realized that it wasn't ONE bolting mage, but three. Why?! And this ALSO means that Fiora has a very good shot to die! GAAAAA- Yeah this map has a lot of little traps to trip up the Nino grind this was clearly meant to be. You have the bolters, the ballista, and the flier reinforcements, all to mess things up. 9 hours ago, Benice said: HOW DID YOU MISS?! That is an ill omen for this map... 9 hours ago, Benice said: This map did not need poison. None of the maps needed poison. Heck the only game that does anything interesting with poison is Thracia. 9 hours ago, Benice said: OH DEAR I wish I had your luck with berserk staff. Fun fact, this Berserk staff hitting with low odds on Pent (or did it hit Priscilla first...) is where I learned that enemies will target units that don't have weapons with the Berserk staff (I had passed all the remaining tomes over to Nino to let her have options, and more uses to level with). 10 hours ago, Benice said: Facetanking lessons for Nino. That is it, I am calling CPS, Benice is abusing that poor little Nino. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Oh boy! I love being stuck on a small island! Fun fact on my ironman I had my army split between both the spawn island at this point when they cut you off, and Hector was in the middle of the water in one of the places bridges don't return too. I was afraid I might have literally softlocked myself, but fortunately Hawkeye was still alive, and has enough aid to carry Hector over the water. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Oh my goodness gracious, this will not be fun. 26 crit and 24 fixed attack?! Ooorgh... Luna druids are not fun. That crit rate is so nasty to deal with... Well good luck on Cog of Destiny. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Bolting is really annoying, you know? AIE! SOHNJA! You tell her, Nino! ...Right as she pummels you from across the room! Oh god, you let Nino get boltinged...I hope she makes it.... 10 hours ago, Benice said: OH GOD NINO HAS 1 HP LEFT YES! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! Oof... that was a close one. 10 hours ago, Benice said: I've been waiting for this... HA! EAT THAT! I...So...n...ia.... Congrats, Nino! You're basically Pent with worse stats in everything, but still good enough to contribute! Well, probably. Oh wow, you actually managed to give her that kill. Nice job. 10 hours ago, Benice said: Well then, I guess this means we'll be doing Cog of Destiny next time out! Hopefully things go off without a hitch, and hopefully you enjoyed the update and will have a great week! Good Luck, HHM Cog of Destiny is a hard nut to crack. Hopefully you have enough 1-2 range weapons to help keep it from become too awful (plus having living fliers helps a lot too...) 8 hours ago, This boi uses Nino said: Man you and Ruben have had this same problem, I never did, strange. From what I remember it has to do with making entries that are too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hello72207 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Spoiler On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: No, no no! They're all elite because every member used to be part of the four fangs! Duh. Except for Maxime, who is the most worthy of it. On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: If he dies he can't be used though! On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: DEATH Wil x 3 On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: I'm certain that I'll have little choice about who goes to endgame... Expecting Wil to kill the dragon. I've done it with Lyn. On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: 100 hit-only 5 more than Luna. Fair and Balanced. At least Luna enemies are few and far between? poor benice. On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: If Wil had higher HP and defense than Rath, and didn't get doubled, then yes. only Bartre can get doubled in HHM. I think there are endgame enemies that still cannot double base rebecca or Eliwood On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: Snail. mail. On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: Jaffar is pretty far from greatness as a unit... Okay, not really. If he weren't a swordlocked unit, he'd be one of the best in the game. not necessarily. His availability is still too low. On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: Please... Return to me alive... Teodor is about double her age probably. Expect the FBI knocking. On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: Ooof... My heart... Can Panto reach her with Physic? No. No, of course not. Of course I'm gonna kill Florina. Phantastic. She gets killed by either both mages hitting or the general hitting. Great. Well...Cross your fingers? I...I'm at a loss... How? How did I do this? That would be fun to watch. On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUN THROUGH THE STREETS IN UNDERWEAR DURING THE ROYAL PROCESSION! ok how did that happen? We need backstory. On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: What? O-oh, that was you? I-I see... An-anyways, I heard from Murdock that you are part of a mercenary group that is aiding Lord Hector. How would Murdock know this? He has not been in contact with Hector. Or Uther? CONFUSION! On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: Canas, instead of saving the MVP, must take out a useless enemy. But how can Canas save Wil if he is undeployed? On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: Hecotr Ewliood On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: I actually like this picture a lot. Except the fog is missing. Bad benice. On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: Teodor Derricc Bandit. So he is similtaniously an armor knight, a Druid, and a brigand? Impressive. On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?! I'M STICKIN' MY GOSH DANGED SPEAR RIGHT IN 'IS GUT, BUT NOOOO, NOTHING EVEN SCRATCHES HIM! On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: Eh, I just asked one of the other captains to take care of him-Got a daughter too, so maybe Galle will make a friend? Oh, I'm Ursula's husband, by the way. I think we met 'bout a year back! HRMMMMMMMM On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: I probably should just sell this. It sells for like 10k, so yeah. But why would we do something smort? On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: Hey, that's a kill for Fiora, who I shouldn't bother with since she'll promote after Hector, if she even promotes at all! Its still nice to have backup units. On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: She got magic and speed, perfect level. pitfall. On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: ANyways, I nothing much happens. I get really mad because of how slowly I have to move across this chapter, grind up Nino, etc. Well then don't train Nino. I only trained her in the chapter before the final gaiden because I needed a staffbot. On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: Canas, death is forbidden! On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: Congrats, Nino! You're basically Pent with worse stats in everything, but still good enough to contribute! Well, probably. 13 mag WHEEZE On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: The Janitor! We could have had a playable brigand Est instead of Nino. Think about it. On 9/7/2020 at 9:04 AM, Benice said: Well then, I guess this means we'll be doing Cog of Destiny next time out! Hopefully things go off without a hitch, and hopefully you enjoyed the update and will have a great week! Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Spoiler On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: I promised that I'd finish FE9. How could you promise such a thing, you fool. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: Also, who is Afa? That's kinda a weird one. Afak your ass. Ligma but for the intellectual. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: GYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHH!! Why?! If it were Ninian's theme or the theme that plays in scenes that imply romance, sure! But the Four Fangs' battle theme? I wonder if this was a mistranslation. It makes no sense, even in a TRS ripoff way. ...You do know I was just joking, right? I know half of FE7 was copied from TRS, but in this particular instance, it's just FE7's own brand of stupidity. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: Of course, a true legend uses Astra on Sophie. It wasn't on purpose, Esteban, I swear! I'm not trying to kill your girlfriend! I ONLY WANTED THE RAZITE MONK DEAD! Wait, but then how do you intend to see his character arc? Or recruit him, for that matter? It's necessary to speak to her with him... On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: He really will. Although he is in tough competition for the Dragonshield, if we find any. Florina is much better and this run would be a heck of a lot harder if she got Matthis'd, so to speak. On the other hand, Florina's defense is so low, a dragonshield won't really help her. Eliwood's is more middling, so the extra push could bring him to true tankiness. Pro plays, right there. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: AAAAAIIIIEEE!!! My arm! Where'd that arrow come from?! I...I can't move my arm... No! Hang on, Marlowe! We'll make it through! Stay close! Swift, you've gotta leave! Go! You might make it out! I'll stay with you to the end! I will protect you until my dying breath! Oh, all right. It's these two, then. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: Hyah! ... They're...Every last foe has been vaquished! Excellently fought, sir Derricc! Oh, that was brilliant! Why, I came out without a scratch, and you deftly destroyed every foe that came within reach of your lance! Thank you! I am eternally in your debt. Now you're just taking the piss out of me. ...Well, I'll forgive you because it features Derrick being badass. Also, R.I.P. Derrick uses axes, not lances. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: BIOGAS! CHIMNEY-SWEEP! VAGRANT! POLTROON! BRIGAND! GARLIC-GUTS! Oh... On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: AMELIA! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! NOW THAT IS GOING TOO FAR! THE POOR ENEMIES, WHATEVER DID THEY DO!? On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: Oh! You're Brunnya, aren't you? (PRINCE ZEPHIEL KNOWS MY NAME?! AAAAGGH! THIS IS PROBABLY ABOUT THE LAUNDRY INCIDENT WHEN I FIRST SAW HIM! TAKE ME NOW, ELIMINE!) I heard about your, erm, adventures around Elibe. You see- Ahhh, so this is how they met in the Benice LP canon. Quite interesting indeed! On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUN THROUGH THE STREETS IN UNDERWEAR DURING THE ROYAL PROCESSION! ...Wh... What...? On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... She's not making it out... Well, that's a situation. One that... Sigh... I'd be lying if I said I didn't see this coming. Luck be with you. But seriously, 8 defense is awful, and a dragonshield alone won't fix it. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: (At long last, it is time to doff this armor!) Oh wow, that's a ton of enemies. Wait-- You're gonna do what?! No, you can't do that, Benice! You'll spoil all the readers of my LP who also read yours! Noo-- On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: BLESS'D BOOK OF CORNWALL, HEED MY COMMANDS! ...... WHAT!? On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: Uh, why aren't we dead? Ah, good! I made it in time. Ah! Who... I don't recall your face... Ahaha, that's only natural. I am Derricc. I love how you used the minor name change joke to foreshadow that he's a completely different character. Good job. You caught me off-guard. Well, I always was intrigued by Teodor. One of this game's most interesting bosses. Had some real potential as a character, if he hadn't been shackled by his status as the one-off boss in the most well-hidden chapter in the series. Also, his combat palette and portrait are gorgeous. So I'm glad you're doing something more with him. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: Remind me to steal this. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?! I'M STICKIN' MY GOSH DANGED SPEAR RIGHT IN 'IS GUT, BUT NOOOO, NOTHING EVEN SCRATCHES HIM! Tsk. Just give up. ELIMINE DAMMIT, I'M GOING HOME TO DRINK SOME TEA!! This is so annoying... (Hee hee...This has been comedy gold.) Aaaand even he is alive. Nobody died. ...Wonderful. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: So, Mr. Glass, do you accept my proposition? I want to prove to myself and to my father that I can do this, that I'm not a failiure! I think you're romanticizing the life of a mercenary quite a bit. I'd take you, but a noble like yourself isn't cut out for this line of work. Well, we'll see how I fare! Thank you very much! That's not what I-Sigh... Wha-- Zephiel joins up with these guys too? What an interesting little band this generic bossman has amassed... Also, Helen is still the only fanfic casualty. F. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: Also, even though this is violating LP canon, I don't understand "Beyond Hearing so soon." Is it supposed to be healing? It kinda works, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was a typo. Never forget that Bernard was the knight commander of Bern. I've said my peace. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: Sigh... Wait, who will take care of Galle during our absence? Eh, I just asked one of the other captains to take care of him-Got a daughter too, so maybe Galle will make a friend? Benice fanfic confirmed as better FE6 prequel than FE7. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: Indeed! It will be nice to be a hero rather than being reliant on one. O O F On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: Beautiful screenshot. Ch. 28x: Night of Flashbangs. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: R.I.P m. Best FE7 character. Why would you do this, Jaffar?! What did m deserve? This is so sad Kaga release Berwick Saga 2. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: I've been looking forwards to LPing this game for a while... ... ... Okay, fine! I'll stick with FE7 and not steal Ruben's joke! BUT I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT! Ya better. This is my territory. If yer gonna LP Berwick in my turf, you and I are gonna have an issue. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: It's Brendan! He's dead. R.I.P. bad leader. Fun fact: Bahanuk, the King of Canaan in TRS, suffers exactly the same fate, down to the character that kills him (exact same character as Sonia, but better-written). Except his death is also his one and only appearance in the game. So... score one for FE7, I guess. They actually bothered to show Brendran once or twice. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: Yaaaaaay... Nine strength... Thank god for that +5 to res, though. Promoted waifu. Now give her the Sol Kati for increased waifuism. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: These boots were made for walkin', but that's not what they'll do. Since, y'know, she flies... But hopefully one of these days those boots are gonna walk all over me. I didn't know I wrote this update of Eliwood and Hector's Less-than-excellent Adventure. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: Huh? JAFFAR, YOU'RE RUINING MY ELIWOOD! Clearly Jaffar must die for the sake of Eligood. Go ahead, chop-chop. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: HOW DID YOU MISS?! How interesting. I, too, have recently had the "pleasure" of seeing a young female mage miss a fire spell with a hitrate of around 97%. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: Here we goo! Nino time! Hah! The glitch in this image makes it look like the cavalier has a funny little hat! On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: I have absolutely no idea why Harken was using the brave sword here. I think I thought he was in I! Sonia!'s range. Anyways, he must die because Berserk is no good. Avoiding losing 1/4th of one of your last good units's health while throwing him in the middle of all the enemies is probably a good idea. Can't fault you for being cautious. Kinda. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: VERY NICE. Very 20k. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: All of Florina's weapons broke, so it's time to use good equipment! Vote My Dude for most prepared today! Has he even showed up in recent updates? From what I can recall, he vanished off the face of the earth a long time ago. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: ELIMINE DAMMIT NINO, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU'VE DONE THIS! Est/10. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: YEEAAAAAAAAHHHHSSS! Game's over, go home everybody. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: ST. ELIMINE Twice in a row, really? Then again, I am the same guy who misses half the item prompts in Berwick Saga, aren't I... On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: OH GOD NINO HAS 1 HP LEFT YES! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! The FE experience: Who cares Nino nearly died? She got a good level out of it! (I know that wasn't from facetanking Sonia, let me joke in peace) Anyway, Nino grew rather well. She's pretty impressive, until you remember Panto exists and is unreasonably powerful. On 9/7/2020 at 3:04 PM, Benice said: hopefully you enjoyed the update and will have a great week! It was really damn long, which means really damn long reply. Please forgive me. 23 hours ago, The Roger The Paladin said: He even has Iago acting full blown Herman with terrible advice that seems to be there to make things worse. Actually, I've often said if Garon was more of an inept ruler cowed by bad advice instead of actually blatant evil slime-monster, and Iago was a full-blown saboteur trying to lead him to self-destructon working for whatever other party, it'd make the game's plot work better. Seeing Berwick, I feel vindicated, because quite honestly, Volcens man-childish tantrums and Herman's impression of a termite (he gets into the structure, and ruins the integrity until it collapses), I see exactly how Garon and Iago could have worked without being Saturday morning cartoon villains. I believe I may've drawn the comparison between the two myself in my LP. I didn't want to dwell on it too much because I haven't played Fates, nor am I all too familiar with its story. But from what I've heard of the ol' smile man, Volcens definitely seems to be Garon But Well-Written. Probably worth noting that Volcens happens to be one of my favorite BWS characters. Don't get me wrong, I hate him, but he makes for an excellent antagonist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted September 21, 2020 Author Share Posted September 21, 2020 (edited) My dude saga, chapter 22.1: Not an update! Soooo... Uh...Cog of Destiny didn't go very well... As in, literally 3,000+ screenshots of me resetting and failing a lot. To put it in perspective, all of Battle Before Dawn was about 400 screenshots. So, I figured I'd post this update alongside a poll just to ask what you guys want to see-The best/closest attempts, all of the attempts, or just the successful one + maybe a few short other attempts? (And that update should be faster, since I've got a fair bit of an update written.) Er, and sorry for this one being really slow, school's startin' up again, so my schedule's been changed from...Well, Vacant to not vacant. I'm hoping that it'll be consistent after this update, since I'll actually know what my schedule is now! Luna druids: Spoiler On 9/7/2020 at 7:57 AM, This boi uses Nino said: Hide contents Man you and Ruben have had this same problem, I never did, strange. Well, I didn't in early Lyn mode, hence why I was able to delete the half-updates when I accidentally posted 'em. Y'know, even though Lyn mode is really boring, I'm glad I did it, since it allowed me to (sorta) figure out how inserting screenshots worked. Indeed. Though I think it's just that the valkyries are high leveled, and enemies do have good growths, they just don't level all that much. Oh, joy. Hopefully there aren't that many. Oh you got me, bwahahahaha! Nice! I'm on a roll! Unless Ruben dodged mine in his LP. In my recent re-play of FE7, I've noticed Florina's combat without Lyn mode isn't that bad honestly, and also she has a 50% growth, which is neat. In strongth? 95% sure it's 40. I think she's 50/60/45 ish in Speed/Skill/luck. That's a mood. Indeed. Not sure what I'd say. :(((((((((((( RIP best est and thief utility thief. This plot reveal is actually sick as f- hel- heck! But who is this knight that escorted Lyn? Was he the super OP unit you made to quickly get through it? Ah yes, good old bandit. The one who crashed the game in chapter 13 and caused Guy to get the stats to survive exactly one hit from Marcus, and therefore kill Lowen. But hey, not his fault. He was just too strong. Gewahahahahaha! There's a few other choice music memes, which you'll hopefully see in this update. Although maybe not. Interesting I have to say... Maybe I can pull an FE7 and do something that ruins the continuity between FE7 and 6! Kill off Zephiel! HAHAHAHAHAAH good one man. Idunn is actually Jaffar in her rebellious teenager phase. Foreshadowing... oh wait no, Morph Ursula has the Aircalibur... darn this could turn really dark. Wait, Giga Excalibur is effective against fliers? I can't imagine that it is, given that there's no fliers to use it on... Perhaps, wouldn't not have made sense. OK. I'll take it. pfft hahahaah! I need to make a character named m now... Huh an actual grammar/word error in the story! Usually that was pretty well written. Aside from Ursula's grammar error and the translation issues, yeah, it is actually pretty tight. The fact that I can point out errors and they stand out is a decent sign. This reminds me of that incident with Cecily, doesn't it @Saint Rubenio? Ah yes, the good ol' "You might get...Wet." Although you missed the Child-birthing hips scene because Ruben killed Christine. You'd probably have loved it. Kinky. Hot. Ooof, I don't remember this... This too.... was very ugly... Indeed it was. I'm so sad about these... Oh wow she did! I just looked it up and apparently her base lance rank is A omg! A? Nice. I wish that there was an S rank weapon that showed up earlier, though... Also, I'd like to take this time to complain about the Sol Katti. Why? 25 crit and 12 might is great, but what's the point of a prf IF IT SLOWS DOWN ITS USER BY ABOUT EIGHT POINTS OF SPEED?! It's a badass one at that! Dat sound effect always kills me... WOWOWOWOWOWOW! THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED! Wait, nooo! He can't have good levels! If he's not a meme unit, he'll die! That's nice. Pent outdated, Canas overrated, Erk eviscerated, Nino powers ACTIVATED! Hey this update was really good actually! Why thank you! On 9/7/2020 at 10:36 AM, The Roger The Paladin said: Hide contents Validar's not playable though. Guy literally is the main antagonist of the Grima arc... despite being "killed" in chapter six Bruh. 'Kay, it's hard to tell when you haven't played the game and most villains are playable! I always mix up him and Gangrel! (apparently in Lucina's future he killed Emmeryn there starting the war with Plegia, but her interference meant he died instead, but it has no impact on anything because Gangrel couldn't help but cause her death anyway). He gets "Deus Ex Machina'd" back to life, *Cough me with Teodor cough* and somehow becomes the next king of Plegia after you beat Gangrel (who also survives so he can be playable... like Walhart). Point is, no one seems to want to actually die when they're supposed to on the enemy side. But the most grievous thing about Validar is that he ACTUALLY is legitimately supposed to have returned from the dead as opposed to just being mistaken for it... unlike Gangrel and Walhart. That and he looks like someone recoloured Jaffar from Disney's Aladdin. Hah! He really does! He even has Iago acting full blown Herman with terrible advice that seems to be there to make things worse. Actually, I've often said if Garon was more of an inept ruler cowed by bad advice instead of actually blatant evil slime-monster, and Iago was a full-blown saboteur trying to lead him to self-destructon working for whatever other party, it'd make the game's plot work better. Seeing Berwick, I feel vindicated, because quite honestly, Volcens man-childish tantrums and Herman's impression of a termite (he gets into the structure, and ruins the integrity until it collapses), I see exactly how Garon and Iago could have worked without being Saturday morning cartoon villains. Garon deserves a TV show. THAT WE FORCE EVIL PEOPLE TO WATCH We need to turnip these puns in the bud before you radish any more out. I plan to potatone down the amount of cheese puns in this update. Depends what aspects you value. I'm flat biased towards Majora's Mask (Not my first Zelda, or even my second. But still my favourite). I'll admit it's combat is, quite primitive compared to the improvements made with Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, Skyward Sword or Breath of the Wild. But the character/location depth, the sidequests, and the atmosphere are second to none. The three day system, and characters having their set paths for those days (which can be altered by your actions), means there's just a ton of hidden bits in the game for one to find. An example being, that after midnight on the final day, you can find the master of the swordsman school cowering in a hidden back room. This is literally just there for people who explore. But that's not the only thing I like about the game. See, I like to come up with increasingly streamlined ways to beat it. What do I mean? I come up with ways to beat it (100%) with the least amount of three day cycles possible. Presently my record is 5, though I'm aware of people who can do it in 3 cycles with glitches... which I'm trying to avoid. I've heard a lot of people say they really like Majora's mask! I'll have to give that a try soon. Orbs? In FE7? More likely than you may think. VERIA DAMMIT, I COULD HAVE SWORN I'D GOTTEN MY BRAIN OUT OF BERWICK MODE! Dangit... At least I replaced it in Teodor's action scene. Have you used vagabond, tramp, mendicant, schnorrer, cadger, hobo, clochard, bum, scrounger, bludger, drunkard, or pauper yet? Or did I give you your next rant? My Rant dialogue has been replenished. This reminds me of that Caeda moment way back when in my LP. Mind without the crit leading to it. Oof...That was...Chapter 9, I think? Ah, good times, seeing other people suffer. So, he's a Druid, a Knight and a Bandit... what can't this man do? Be a bad unit? I believe it's to implicate she's unresponsive. But if Ursula's alive.... who is she draining? Rath? Dart?Maybe she felt Teodor's dark magic and learned how to use Nosferatu? On 9/7/2020 at 6:28 PM, Eltosian Kadath said: Spoiler Well you missed the first nasty pocket of Luna Druids thanks to the version of Pale Flower of Darkness you got, but more are coming... Lovely! Cog of Destiny is going to be a rude awakening isn't it... Oh dear. I've heard so much about it, and yet...It was easily one of the least memorable maps in Eliwood normal. ... Oh wow, is the broken pegasus going to bite it here... Thank heavens she didn't. This run would have been very hard without her. ...That is even worse. This is all going to be up to chance isn't it. I have literally no idea why I didn't just run away with her...Then again, with all of the enemies in the Fog of War, I couldn't have known that what I saw was what they had, and redoing this map is...unthinkable. That was close. We might have broken Benice otherwise. I think I broke long ago...When Matthew died...When Legault left...When I forgot to eat lunch that one time... Seeing as you almost lost Florina, that seems to be a fair assessment. Thank heaves that the unthinkable didn't happen. I think she is just commenting that this is the first Black Fang she was harvesting that is too far gone for them to hear her snide remarks. R.I.P Ursula, getting absolutely rekt by Eligood. Because technically you recruit him when you start of the chapter. Its just like how Isadora isn't part of the prep screen. I wonder why they do that. It doesn't particularly make sense... Yeah this map has a lot of little traps to trip up the Nino grind this was clearly meant to be. You have the bolters, the ballista, and the flier reinforcements, all to mess things up. Yeah, I really didn't like this map. The heckin' bridges took so long to move forwards! That is an ill omen for this map... I don't know how she did this three times. It's incredible, almost. None of the maps needed poison. Heck the only game that does anything interesting with poison is Thracia. I really should actually do Thracia someday. Hm, maybe in another blind ironman! I wish I had your luck with berserk staff. Fun fact, this Berserk staff hitting with low odds on Pent (or did it hit Priscilla first...) is where I learned that enemies will target units that don't have weapons with the Berserk staff (I had passed all the remaining tomes over to Nino to let her have options, and more uses to level with). Really? Huh. I knew that Silence enemies will only target foes with staves in their inventory, (something I had to abuse in 16x of FE6 recently, although I'm not sure it works if someone who can't use staves has one) but I guess it's the case for Berserk as well? I wonder why staves... That is it, I am calling CPS, Benice is abusing that poor little Nino. She's just doing her best! THAT'S ALL NOOOO FBI STAY OOOUUUUTT! Fun fact on my ironman I had my army split between both the spawn island at this point when they cut you off, and Hector was in the middle of the water in one of the places bridges don't return too. I was afraid I might have literally softlocked myself, but fortunately Hawkeye was still alive, and has enough aid to carry Hector over the water. Oof. Glad you made it through! Luna druids are not fun. That crit rate is so nasty to deal with... And some of these druids...Well, with a crit, they OHKO everything. Well good luck on Cog of Destiny. Thanks! From the sounds of it, I'm gonna need it. Oh god, you let Nino get boltinged...I hope she makes it.... Oof... that was a close one. Yessir! I think I actually did have it calculated, though. It's hard to tell when you're trying to not throw your computer out the window. Oh wow, you actually managed to give her that kill. Nice job. Worth all 4 uses of Filla's might that I used! Good Luck, HHM Cog of Destiny is a hard nut to crack. Hopefully you have enough 1-2 range weapons to help keep it from become too awful (plus having living fliers helps a lot too...) I should have enough Javelins. Probably enough to deal with about 30 enemies, and I don't recall cog being much bigger than that. From what I remember it has to do with making entries that are too long. From what I can tell, that is the case, but sometimes really long threads cause problems too. Also, unrelated, I hope things get better for you IRL. It's been rough so far, so it can only get better! On 9/8/2020 at 9:00 AM, Hello72207 said: Hide contents Except for Maxime, who is the most worthy of it. Logic? We don't do that here. Expecting Wil to kill the dragon. I've done it with Lyn. You got Lyn to have enough strength to damage with the Sol Katti?! How?! This Lyn is far better than my Lyn in Eliwood normal! poor benice. Oh god...Cog of Destiny has them, doesn't it? only Bartre can get doubled in HHM. I think there are endgame enemies that still cannot double base rebecca or Eliwood Bruh. mail. Greil not necessarily. His availability is still too low. He's good while you have him, and it is for the hardest part of the game. I've basically fallen asleep in some of the earlier ones. Teodor is about double her age probably. Expect the FBI knocking. " he is a studious young man, dedicated to the study of dark magic."-The pitfall wiki. That would be fun to watch. Yes, watching people go prematurely bald is my favorite pastime! ok how did that happen? We need backstory. Wait 'n see! How would Murdock know this? He has not been in contact with Hector. Or Uther? CONFUSION! Hey, they said at the beginning of the game that "Every nation on Elibe has eyes on my brother." Spies, my guy! But how can Canas save Wil if he is undeployed? Increasing his speed so he doesn't get ORKO'd by fast enemies? Ewliood Nly I actually like this picture a lot. Yaaaahoo- Except the fog is missing. Bad benice. Boo. So he is similtaniously an armor knight, a Druid, and a brigand? Impressive. The legendary Derricc is omnipotent. Accurate. HRMMMMMMMM He's three years old, leave Galle alone! It sells for like 10k, so yeah. But why would we do something smort? Exactly? What would this LP be if I were smart? Real boring, that's what. Its still nice to have backup units. Well, she cannot possibly promote, so she won't truly be viable... pitfall. No u! Nino is a good unit! Well, enough that my stupidity probably won't get her killed. She won't die in a single bolting hit or ballista strike, so surely I won't accidentally...? Well then don't train Nino. I only trained her in the chapter before the final gaiden because I needed a staffbot. Hey, there was no reason not to train her! I mean, I was stuck on these heckin' pathways fro about six turns anyways... Canas cannot die! He is the endgame monocle! 13 mag WHEEZE Good unit! We could have had a playable brigand Est instead of Nino. Think about it. Why not both? Nice Benice. On 9/8/2020 at 10:03 AM, Saint Rubenio said: Hide contents How could you promise such a thing, you fool. Because Twilitfalchion said he'd play Berwick Saga if I did! Except his computer isn't buff enough for PCX2. R.I.P Afak your ass. Ligma but for the intellectual. Ah yes, of course. ...You do know I was just joking, right? I know half of FE7 was copied from TRS, but in this particular instance, it's just FE7's own brand of stupidity. Wha- This is why I shouldn't post updates at three in the morning. B-but hey, how could I have known? Th-that's totally something FE7 would do! Ha ha... Wait, but then how do you intend to see his character arc? Or recruit him, for that matter? It's necessary to speak to her with him... A great mechanic known as the saving of states. I had one at the start of the turn, thankfully... On the other hand, Florina's defense is so low, a dragonshield won't really help her. Eliwood's is more middling, so the extra push could bring him to true tankiness. Pro plays, right there. Hm, true. And it can't go to waste on Eliwood... That said, FE7 wouldn't just give me a stat booster without a thief, so it's probably not worth worrying about. Oh, all right. It's these two, then. Sike! Now you're just taking the piss out of me. It wouldn't be subversive if they died in the middle of a big battle now, would it? ...Well, I'll forgive you because it features Derrick being badass. Also, R.I.P. Derrick uses axes, not lances. Derricc's from Elibe, though! Elibean knights use lances, not axes!!!! Sheeeesh... Hm, Elibean knights, a spinoff fangame about Derricc? Oh... WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! NOW THAT IS GOING TOO FAR! THE POOR ENEMIES, WHATEVER DID THEY DO!? They died Matthew. They deserve this! EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!!! Ahhh, so this is how they met in the Benice LP canon. Quite interesting indeed! Brunnya for FE7 remake! Make her a playable! It would be kinda cool to face off against your old units from FE7 in FE6, though. ...Wh... What...? It'll get explained later. Probably. Well, that's a situation. One that... Sigh... I'd be lying if I said I didn't see this coming. Luck be with you. But seriously, 8 defense is awful, and a dragonshield alone won't fix it. You're right, she needs a speedwing and the boots and a talisman too! Oh wow, that's a ton of enemies. This IS FE7... Wait-- You're gonna do what?! No, you can't do that, Benice! You'll spoil all the readers of my LP who also read yours! Noo-- ...... WHAT!? Fun fact, I actually had the Derricc=Teodor plot twist planned before I knew of the other Derrick's character. ...Which I found out by accident because I was trying to check his growths but the heckin' pitfall wiki's spoilers didn't load in time to save me. I love how you used the minor name change joke to foreshadow that he's a completely different character. Good job. You caught me off-guard. Goteem! Well, I always was intrigued by Teodor. One of this game's most interesting bosses. Had some real potential as a character, if he hadn't been shackled by his status as the one-off boss in the most well-hidden chapter in the series. Also, his combat palette and portrait are gorgeous. So I'm glad you're doing something more with him. I mostly did it for the awesome battle palette, I'm not gonna lie. Remind me to steal this. Remember to steal this. Aaaand even he is alive. Nobody died. Yet. ...Wonderful. You're welcome! I believe I may've drawn the comparison between the two myself in my LP. I didn't want to dwell on it too much because I haven't played Fates, nor am I all too familiar with its story. But from what I've heard of the ol' smile man, Volcens definitely seems to be Garon But Well-Written. Probably worth noting that Volcens happens to be one of my favorite BWS characters. Don't get me wrong, I hate him, but he makes for an excellent antagonist. Volcens for prez 2020! He'd still do a better job than the current one! ...As long as Sienna's there too. Maybe. Quote Spoiler Why the heck did your reply multiply? Oh well. Wha-- Zephiel joins up with these guys too? What an interesting little band this generic bossman has amassed... Also, Helen is still the only fanfic casualty. F. Just you wait! It kinda works, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was a typo. Never forget that Bernard was the knight commander of Bern. I've said my peace. Imagine if Zephiel's unit description said that he was the blind prince of Etruria. Forgetting also that Elphin went blind later on in his life. Wait, why isn't Elfin in this game? Maybe he's younger than 20. I wish that we got to see more of Etruria, Sacae and Ilia in this game, actually. Benice fanfic confirmed as better FE6 prequel than FE7. Yay! Wait, the bar's so low that I could have written "And then, Murdock ascended into the heavens, granting him the divine power of cheese." O O F Is he wrong? Ch. 28x: Night of Flashbangs. I knew it was going to be a bad map with a start like that. This is so sad Kaga release Berwick Saga 2. Not gonna lie, if Berwick got a translated port to the switch for 90$, I'd heckin' buy it. Ya better. This is my territory. If yer gonna LP Berwick in my turf, you and I are gonna have an issue. O rly?! R.I.P. bad leader. Fun fact: Bahanuk, the King of Canaan in TRS, suffers exactly the same fate, down to the character that kills him (exact same character as Sonia, but better-written). Except his death is also his one and only appearance in the game. So... score one for FE7, I guess. They actually bothered to show Brendran once or twice. Good job! And he has a grand total of three lines of dialogue! "Yes." "Go ahead dear." "Yes." Promoted waifu. Now give her the Sol Kati for increased waifuism. Holy cow, I just realized that she'd have 12 AS if she had the Sol katti right now. Jeez, that is such a pointless weapon... I didn't know I wrote this update of Eliwood and Hector's Less-than-excellent Adventure. That would explain all of the near deaths, I never make mistakes! Clearly Jaffar must die for the sake of Eligood. Go ahead, chop-chop. But then I don't get to see if they do actually close the Jaffar is suck plot point! How interesting. I, too, have recently had the "pleasure" of seeing a young female mage miss a fire spell with a hitrate of around 97%. I bet that "Grauve" you crazy, eh? ...Like, drove...Grauve... Hah! The glitch in this image makes it look like the cavalier has a funny little hat! Maybe he does and it was burnt by Nino! Avoiding losing 1/4th of one of your last good units's health while throwing him in the middle of all the enemies is probably a good idea. Can't fault you for being cautious. Kinda. I mean, this game is enemy phase central, so maybe it wasn't a terribad idea to burn some uses of it anyways. Very 20k. Eh, at least it was 20k that couldn't have gone elsewhere. Has he even showed up in recent updates? From what I can recall, he vanished off the face of the earth a long time ago. ... Cripes. Well, I mean, the updates are written from his perspective...? That is, until I metagame in his perspective. Est/10. You know, I wonder why Nino's name literally means "Boy." Well, it is missing the enye, but still. Game's over, go home everybody. Sstaffpanto! Twice in a row, really? Then again, I am the same guy who misses half the item prompts in Berwick Saga, aren't I... Well, I got real frustrated with the map at that point and basically spammed end turn with the speed up button on until I was allowed to progress. The FE experience: Who cares Nino nearly died? She got a good level out of it! (I know that wasn't from facetanking Sonia, let me joke in peace) FE teaches good child raising skills! Send 'em out to the battlefield and increase their strength, then let them be brigands for a few months so they can get death blow! Anyway, Nino grew rather well. She's pretty impressive, until you remember Panto exists and is unreasonably powerful. It's a shame that Panto's stafflocked, though. Imagine how good he'd be even with just light magic. It was really damn long, which means really damn long reply. Please forgive me. You know what? No. I won't forgive you! I refuse! Suck: Spoiler Got 'em? I guess this has to be here too, then. Edited September 21, 2020 by Benice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hello72207 Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 7 hours ago, Benice said: You got Lyn to have enough strength to damage with the Sol Katti?! How?! This Lyn is far better than my Lyn in Eliwood normal! I've had Lyn max strength at like 20/10 7 hours ago, Benice said: Greil Sail 7 hours ago, Benice said: " he is a studious young man, dedicated to the study of dark magic."-The pitfall wiki. since when was the wiki right on anything? 7 hours ago, Benice said: Why not both? Berserkers op. 7 hours ago, Benice said: Got 'em? Thanks for the lovely background musick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Spoiler 7 hours ago, Benice said: Garon deserves a TV show. Volcens could be the deuteragonist. It'd be a sitcom, where they do their best to one-up one another in terms of rulling poorly. I'd watch it. 7 hours ago, Benice said: Because Twilitfalchion said he'd play Berwick Saga if I did! Except his computer isn't buff enough for PCX2. R.I.P Oi, @twilitfalchion. My most sincere condolences. You cannot play the best game. 7 hours ago, Benice said: A great mechanic known as the saving of states. I had one at the start of the turn, thankfully... Why would you need states in Berwick, though? The game lets you save every five turns, and there's like 10 slots! 7 hours ago, Benice said: They died Matthew. They also died grammar, apparently. 7 hours ago, Benice said: You're right, she needs a speedwing and the boots and a talisman too! You want her to die? Did you not listen to a word I said!? The science, damnit! It has been scientifically proven that if you give boosters to a unit, they get killed! Is that what you want!? 7 hours ago, Benice said: Fun fact, I actually had the Derricc=Teodor plot twist planned before I knew of the other Derrick's character. ...Which I found out by accident because I was trying to check his growths but the heckin' pitfall wiki's spoilers didn't load in time to save me. Jikes... I was spoiled too, but the reveal is so epic that it didn't affect me in the slightest. Anyway, good twist, the Teodor one. I approve. 7 hours ago, Benice said: Remember to steal this. Thanks. 7 hours ago, Benice said: Volcens for prez 2020! He'd still do a better job than the current one! ...As long as Sienna's there too. Maybe. I mean, we're scraping the bottom of the barrel here... But at least Volcens listens to Roswick and Sienna occasionally. Very occasionally. 7 hours ago, Benice said: Got 'em? Oh. ...Well, thank you very much, then. 7 hours ago, Benice said: I guess this has to be here too, then. Damnit, Zephiel! How many times must I tell you!? Your room is the place where you sleep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eltosian Kadath Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 8 hours ago, Benice said: I've heard a lot of people say they really like Majora's mask! I'll have to give that a try soon. Its time travel mechanics (like the movie Groundhog Day if you have ever seen it, but repeating a set of three days instead of one) make for a fascinating experience, with numerous interesting side-quests or tidbits depending on what you did to change character's routines throughout the day. Although I will note that a lot of art assets were reused from Ocarina of Time due to the strange development cycle it went through (if you are curious you can checkout the video below for more details). Spoiler 8 hours ago, Benice said: Oh dear. I've heard so much about it, and yet...It was easily one of the least memorable maps in Eliwood normal. Their decision to make it almost entirely mages in HHM makes for an intense chapter with many of the most dangerous enemy types (like Valkyries, Seige tomes, Status Staves, and Luna Druids) making notable appearances. It coming after a lot of chapters either without shops (or where shopping is difficult to manage, like the Vaida chapter), so being cripplingly low on weapons before this massive rout chapter adds to its infamy. 8 hours ago, Benice said: I really should actually do Thracia someday. Hm, maybe in another blind ironman! To quote a comment Alastor made about playing Thracia blind: Quote I'm just standing here wondering how it's physically possible to create a game seemingly never intended to be played a first time. 8 hours ago, Benice said: I should have enough Javelins. Probably enough to deal with about 30 enemies, and I don't recall cog being much bigger than that. ...I think there are like 3x that number if you trigger all the area based reinforcements, but I think you can face as few as 2x that number if you avoid all of the ones you are able to. 8 hours ago, Benice said: Also, unrelated, I hope things get better for you IRL. It's been rough so far, so it can only get better! Thanks for wishing me well. This may be the worst year in living memory, but it is clearly not the norm, and things have got to get better eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Spoiler On 9/20/2020 at 9:58 PM, Benice said: In strongth? 95% sure it's 40. I think she's 50/60/45 ish in Speed/Skill/luck. Maybe it is 40 lel, I goofed probably. On 9/20/2020 at 9:58 PM, Benice said: Wait, Giga Excalibur is effective against fliers? I can't imagine that it is, given that there's no fliers to use it on... In FE7 Excalibur isn't effective. On 9/20/2020 at 9:58 PM, Benice said: Ah yes, the good ol' "You might get...Wet." Although you missed the Child-birthing hips scene because Ruben killed Christine. You'd probably have loved it. I've seen it elsewhere, lel. On 9/20/2020 at 9:58 PM, Benice said: Also, I'd like to take this time to complain about the Sol Katti. Why? 25 crit and 12 might is great, but what's the point of a prf IF IT SLOWS DOWN ITS USER BY ABOUT EIGHT POINTS OF SPEED?! Because the FE7 designers were soooooo smart. On 9/20/2020 at 9:58 PM, Benice said: Got 'em? I guess this has to be here too, then. Bruh... you got me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted October 4, 2020 Author Share Posted October 4, 2020 (edited) My dude saga, chapter 22.2: HE HAS KILLED M Wowzers, this is a looooonnnnggg update. Also, I only noticed now that the portraits don't quite match the background. Dangit... Luna druids: Spoiler On 9/21/2020 at 3:32 AM, Hello72207 said: I've had Lyn max strength at like 20/10 Bruh. This ain't even my weakest Lyn! Sail Sail? Why would you bring Darros into this? since when was the wiki right on anything? It classifies hand axes as axes! Boom! Berserkers op. Except for some reason I refuse to use Hawkeye. I don't know why, I don't even dislike him as a character. Thanks for the lovely background musick Ur welcome, fall for it again anytime. On 9/21/2020 at 4:01 AM, Saint Rubenio said: Hide contents Volcens could be the deuteragonist. It'd be a sitcom, where they do their best to one-up one another in terms of rulling poorly. I'd watch it. I'd watch it. But only if Esteban's in it. Or the Sinon knights. Oi, @twilitfalchion. My most sincere condolences. You cannot play the best game. R.I.P indeed. Why would you need states in Berwick, though? The game lets you save every five turns, and there's like 10 slots! You expect skill? From me?! They also died grammar, apparently. But I dieded grammar on purpose! OH WAIT NO I JUST CONFESSED TO MURDER You want her to die? Did you not listen to a word I said!? The science, damnit! It has been scientifically proven that if you give boosters to a unit, they get killed! Is that what you want!? Florina defies science! She has +5 stronkth compared to average! Jikes... I was spoiled too, but the reveal is so epic that it didn't affect me in the slightest. Can't wait for that! Anyway, good twist, the Teodor one. I approve. It was much better than my initial plan to make Minas Nergal... Thanks. Don't forget to use the die thing. I mean, we're scraping the bottom of the barrel here... But at least Volcens listens to Roswick and Sienna occasionally. Very occasionally. True. Oh. ...Well, thank you very much, then. Damnit, Zephiel! How many times must I tell you!? Your room is the place where you sleep! Probably around 12 more times, seeing as that's about how many updates there'll be, give or take a few resets. On 9/21/2020 at 5:23 AM, Eltosian Kadath said: Its time travel mechanics (like the movie Groundhog Day if you have ever seen it, but repeating a set of three days instead of one) make for a fascinating experience, with numerous interesting side-quests or tidbits depending on what you did to change character's routines throughout the day. Although I will note that a lot of art assets were reused from Ocarina of Time due to the strange development cycle it went through (if you are curious you can checkout the video below for more details). Reveal hidden contents Dang, that's pretty neat! Hey, that makes him the guy who made Skyward Sword! Man, what an absolute legend, making the best game of all time. Their decision to make it almost entirely mages in HHM makes for an intense chapter with many of the most dangerous enemy types (like Valkyries, Seige tomes, Status Staves, and Luna Druids) making notable appearances. It coming after a lot of chapters either without shops (or where shopping is difficult to manage, like the Vaida chapter), so being cripplingly low on weapons before this massive rout chapter adds to its infamy. This chapter had me (running away) at Valkyries, Siege tomes, Status staves and Luna druids. To quote a comment Alastor made about playing Thracia blind: Nice. That will be fun. ...I think there are like 3x that number if you trigger all the area based reinforcements, but I think you can face as few as 2x that number if you avoid all of the ones you are able to. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH I can see why this is infamous now. Heck, a rout map with 30 enemies is really bad. Thanks for wishing me well. This may be the worst year in living memory, but it is clearly not the norm, and things have got to get better eventually. That's certainly a good way of looking at it. On 9/22/2020 at 5:32 PM, This boi uses Nino said: Hide contents Maybe it is 40 lel, I goofed probably. R.I.P. Not that it matters, Florina is omnipotent. In FE7 Excalibur isn't effective. Nice! I've seen it elsewhere, lel. Webber best waifu. And he's also a danged good unit. Because the FE7 designers were soooooo smart. FE7 best game desing! Bruh... you got me! Three out of four commenters! Woo! Still suck: Spoiler I have heard much about this map. I am very afraid. Hello there, Camus! How was your trip to Valentia? If the Black Fang weren't all morphs, this would be a lot more touching... THROW IT ON HIM, NOT ME! Ugh, let's try something else. HMMMMMM....I don't know, Eligood! Who could this group of assassins be? Wait, how'd they get to the shrine of seals anyways? I guess Desmond? Fangs, fangs everywhere. Did Nino also not notice that everyone had glowing yellow eyes? I guess Jaffar kept her eye off of 'em, just like Sonia did for Brando. Wait, if every enemy has 0 luck and therefore is a morph... How come nobody looks like a morph? Not gonna lie, playable Lloyd would have been awesome. But, Camuses really do have to Camus. Thank goodness he doesn't move. Well, he does if you talk to him with Nino, which I am not certain I'll do. 80 avoid is not going to be fun, and the iron rune means that I can't just go for a Luna crit. Not that it'd have any hit-With WTD, Canas' hit would be in the 40s. Still, he must die so that Hecotr Coptr can sieze! Hello, Merlinus. Please accept this contract to become an assassin. Wait... If he's hired to assassinate the player...THIS IS WHY HE'S SO BAD IN FE6 NOOOO WHAT HAVE I DONE?! Now then... Pent overrated, Lucius outdated, Erk eviscerated... Nino powers... ACTIVATED! Y'know, those stats are pretty acceptable. We bring our new Assassin, Merlinus! This map looks horrendous-Status staves, siege tomes, Luna druids... I am going to make good use of the warp staff today! Er, once I get it. It's that village over there, and that brigand wants the warp staff. Eligood! *Insert doing that about 20 more times* Yes! That was a great first turn-Eliwood made mincemeat of the monks, Harken's on his way to clear the path for Hector and Florina didn't fall asleep! ...And then I realized it was a rout map. That already had 50 enemy units on it. Welp, best get moving! CHAAA- I forgot to give Hector a hand axe... And now, for a fail montage, since there were a LOT! Oh, and Murdock gives us the staff that warps! Sadly, it is useless for this map. ELIWOOD IS MAAAAAADDDD ABOUT IT! AKA, he was 'Zerked. Wil is a good unit! YOOOOOOOOOOO [Insert Axel saying "This is...bad"] ... Why?! He got res as well! Surely his growths are bad! Guh... May as well buy stuff while I'm over here. Eligood lasts a very long time! Until... Yow. Well, if at first you don't succeed, IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED... Make Canas and Harken do everything. Florina can move farther if Eligood can take care of this bloke, so he gets to be useful! Yaaaa! How did I get a flashbang on a miss?! M?! M, YOU'RE ALIVE?! OH, M! M IS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEE! For M! Destroy these louts for once and for all! Nice. That danged sleep staff is so annoying...Better than a berserk, but I know there's one around here somewhere. NINO GOOD BLAAAAMMM! FOR M! DO IT FOR M! We purge the purge from the land! Jeez, Canas doubles with Luna. Wow. Gone, reduced to atoms. Farina flattens flinching fang. Nice...This...This is going okay... MVP needs to be awake to be the MVP! See? Nobody else can do this! SEE? NOBODY ELSE CAN DO THIS! Seems like a great idea! Okay, okay, to justify my decision, this was really late at night and this is turn 3, so I didn't mind another hecking reset too much given that things hadn't gone superb. Why does this rando troubadour have Fortify? Oh well. R.I.P. Kinda. She's not dead yet. Heeling! R.I.P This mad lad has a status staff, (IIRC this was 'Zerk or sleep.) Boom! AAAAHHH GOD I HATE LUNA Bruh. Ah, we good. OH GOD NOT ANOTHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE'S A BOLT- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- rEst in peace, Nino...Slain by a flashbang... There goes my backup backup healer... I hate this map... SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?! Now Florina's good as dead! Thank goodness sleeping doesn't reduce avoid to 0. Canas playing his guitar all alone... At least he's...No, I won't say that he's borderline invincible. He'd die. I love this guy. I LOVE THIS GUY ...Thank you... WOOP! Oogh...Lucky. Woop! Oogh...Very lucky. I hate Luna very much... DAI Well, he'll KO on enemy phase. How would I beat the game without this guy? And how is this map so bad?! Every single hecking turn, about 12 more reinforcements pop up! It's ridiculous! Nice Flashbang, I'm in top form today. This is really terrible...If Wil misses this, I'm gonna have to sack him, since Eliwood has a good chance to die after a round with the Valkyrie and the shaman. I'd complain about how I just can't catch a break here, but the fact that Wil is awake is from good luck. BUT CAN'T ANYTHING GO RIGHT ON THIS MAP?! Okay, Florina cannot die. Just...This run would be so hard without her. Oh my god... Ooooooh...Do I dare...? No! The true lord of the LP cannot fall here! Hector, begone! Come on! Really?! Thank goodness she dodged, at least. 20k value! HaHA! GAH! BAD! BAD! WE'VE ATTRACTED PROMOTED ENEMIES YOU DASTARD YOU KILLED/FORCED NINO TO RETREAT! YOU'LL PAY! PROBABLY STILL LESS THAN 20K, THOUGH! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NO! NONONONONONOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO! COME ON! DO IT! SURVIVE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- THEY'RE HEALING SHE MADE IT SHE MADE IT SHE HE'S BEEN BERSERKED WE'RE SCREWED WE'RE SCREWED WE'RE SCREWED Or at least Harken is... I suppose this is my punishment for going with Karel. Then again, Harken is ridiculous. I bet he can survive... At least until I get Canas over there... The lord is saved! That's more like it, Pent. Mmm... Well... Ah, it's 27 hit! When does that ever connect? See? Going very well. Wil! He's ORKO'ing! I'm so proud! Yeah! No death for you! DIE, YOU...YOU...SCUM!!! YEAH! SHOW 'EM! HARKEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Oh god, he's so dead... Goodliwood! GOODLIWOOD! FARIBAD Enemy phase, etc. Luna sucks. Holy cow, Harken OHKO's these guys! The spirit of M is guiding him to great heights! Imagine Canas doing this about 20 more times, and you have the rest of the enemy phase on that side of the map. GOODLIWOOD, GIT GUD RES Annoying enemies.png Oh, come now! NO! NONONONONO! FARINA! GET SPEED! GET SPEED! YOU'LL GET DOUBLED!!! I PAID 20,000 DOLLARS FOR YOU! 20K! EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT KEEEEEEPPPPP DOING THAT GOD DAMMIT I WANT A REFUND THIS PEGASISTER IS DEFECTIVE ORDERS FROM KING MY DUDE: HE SAYS KILL THEM ALL! YEAH! THE LORD IS 2 STRONK! ELI-KILL THEM! LET'S GOOO ELIGOOD! There is a method to my madness-Wil needs to be healed up or he'll cause a game over when he dies, but if I physic him, then he can also reach Florina, After Ninian does the monster mash. DEATH TIME! REVENGE! DIE! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! FOR M AND FARINA! Nice, exact damage. Yeah, Harken's so dead. I mean, at least he ORKO's... Oh wait, he's using the brave sword? Oh my god, wow. I missed Hakren's attack on this guy, but he died. How is it possible that Wil gets doubled, but not Merlinus?! Also, good god, Harken is such a legend. WOW Nice, magic means more warp. OOOOOH... L-let's not. Let's just not. I survived past turn 5 for once! This is it! 10 mov. Falcoknight for the win! More kill! MORE KILL! Oh cool, a female druid! Didn't know they had 'em in FE7! I wonder if they'll use the female druid animations from FE6. OH COOL, A FEMALE DRUID WITH 27 MAGIC, 27 CRIT AND 125 HIT AND LUNA!!!! GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Jesus christ, the spirit of M must be carrying Hakren to new heights! What a unit. Hah! OH MY GOD WHY A Luna druid. with 29 magic. A tome with 95 hit that deals 29 damage with no way to mitigate the damage. A tome with 95 hit and 20 crit with no defense. Well, at least he's dead. NO! HARKEN! YOU'RE SOO GOOD! YOU HAVE TO SURVIVE, YOU'RE SINGLEHANDEDLY ROUTING THE VALKYRIES! ISADORA DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU YET! YES!!! YES! NO!!! NO! YES!!! YES! YES! COME ON, HARKEN! YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN DO IT! HE MADE IT! HE MADE! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! THE SPIRIT OF M PROTECTED HIM! A in staves? Sounds like Warp time to me. You know, what if S in staves gave you extra range with a staff? That'd be cool. Vulnerary! He's been such a hero that he deserves to live, no matter what. Canas can heal him proper next turn, he just needs to dodge some attacks... Also, yes, there are still reinforcements appearing. What a great map. The lord of the LP awakens! Wow, 23 crit! Imagine if snipers got a crit bonus. Nice. Florina needs to get back into the action! I'm keeping Hector back there to recruit Vaida. And to not get killed, of course. If Eliwood dies here, Imma be really mad. Thank god. Canas does this. A LOT of this. GWAH! We're good. OH COME ON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! NONONONONOOOOOOOO! Oh god... This cannot be! He routed half the map! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm...No... I mean, I didn't really wanna use you because of how good you are, but man...You...You didn't deserve this fate... Omae wa, mou shindeiru No, man! If you leave your body here, how can Isadora- Well. Maybe they'll run out of tome uses while Canas is silenced? I don't even know how to be mad anymore...I mean, just the fact he made it so far...Wow... This map sucks. OH GOD, A HERO IS COMING FOR CANAS ABORT ABORT Wil 2 stronk! SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED! Wil knows that with Harken gone, he must be a champ! How blessed is this Eliwood?! Because I definitely don't want to reset and get my good units back! AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... I really don't want Wil to die. Too many tragedies have already unfolded on this day... Nice. OH MY GOOD LORD WHO DECIDED THAT THIS MAP WAS A GOOD IDEA. Reinforcements! I know, right? Kids these days, dying to mere 12,000 valkyries being shoved down their throats with status staves and 29 magic Luna druids. Nice! She looks quite solid! Regardless, 22 defense is awesome. Hector can't reach her, though... This Shaman does not have 22 defense. YEAAH! There we go. Now, to save the endgame monocle. I sat here and thought for about ten minutes. This man...He needs to survive. He is a good man, and a great warrior. He has seen countless others fall... But no! He will not join his comrades! Florina, lend me your strength! YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- I missed all the crit frames, great. BUT HE DIED! YAY! VAIDA! HOW- HOW COULD YOU- HOW COULD YOU JUST- YOU WILL DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE! Wait, no, Hector would probably lose this fight. I don't want to reset for stupidity. Gah! Oookkayyy... It's fine...This is...Fine... Thank good- Oh my - YES! OH MY-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! NO! I REALLY WANNA SAY SOMETHING VIOLENT Yay. Canas is alive. Well...Maybe Eliwood will attack Ninian, even though he'll have, like, 0 hit? This picture was in the album for some reason, and she makes me happy, so she has earned a spot in the update. Turn eleven, and there are still 28 enemies and counting. Ugh... I'm too depressed to make fun of Vaida's recruitment convo right now, so I'll just say that she stll basically makes no sense to me. I DID NOT ORDER MORE WYVERNS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. And dang, Vaida is impressing as a unit. POW! GOODLIWOOD, NO! I...I think we got a one-way ticket to reset land. Vaida does much of this. GOD, PLEASE NO! DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS WHOLE DANGED MAP OVER AGAIN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ... I... How can you possibly make a map this bad? Well... I... I'll be back! Lemme just grab some grape juice, since I'm not legally allowed to drink wine. Badon... ... The last time we were here, we thought that this would all be over, and we'd all return home to be with our families.... Life certainly throws many curveballs, eh? It's simply terrible what we've gone through...Yet here we are. Yes, but...Lawrence, why am I still alive? Please do elaborate. I'd hate to have to throw you into the water if because you're gonna be all regretful about things from the past. I won't let you repeat the same mistakes I did. What mistakes? Siiiiiighhhh...Well, to put a long story short, t'was no battle against an army that cost me my eye. You mean... I suppose that warrants an explanation. As you well know, I was once a powerful and important general of Ilia. Obviously, I started as nothing but a mere pikeman in a small mercenary band who was to protect a town in the south of Ilia. Our jobs were neither glamorous nor epic, but the village remained safe under our guidance. Over time, I became close with some of the villagers and ended up marrying one. Eventually my skills grew, as did my prestige, so we uprooted and moved to a fortress town on the Etrurian-Ilian border. When a plague swept through...Neither my newborn son nor wife survived. Wh-what?! That's horrible... It was a very dark time in my life, yes. Still, I continued to move forward, as all Ilians must, for the sake of my brother's family. I joined a much larger and more significant mercenary group based in Eddessa, the capital. I gradually grew in importance, becoming a captain, one of two for my platoon. The other captain...She filled the hole in my heart that my first wife had left. She was fiesty and strong... She relit the torch in my soul. She brought me back to life. We grew far too close to be able to function as mercenaries together, so we retired, tied the knot and used our possesions to move to the south of Ilia. We were happy...We had everything. I thought I had passed the darkest hour and had seen the dawn, but life still had some cruel tricks left. Bandits attacked our village. None of the villagers could defend themselves, so my wife and I took up arms to try to repel the bandits... I was overwhelmed and fell unconcious. When I awoke... She...I...I was alone again...My wife died trying to protect me... ... And yet... For a third time, I grew close with those who ended up near me, and a third time I was wedded. I'd sworn never to marry again, but the woman who nursed me back to health... I couldn't imagine living a fulfulling life without her there. But not long after that, I did. I became a general, and was tasked to defend the city where my wife and I lived. War came to our gates and took my loved ones from me again...I was forced to abandon the town to protect the rest of Ilia from invasion. At that point, I didn't see a reason to continue living. However, I realized that I wasn't truly alone-I still had my brother, and I still had his family. Not before I took my own eye in an attempt to end my life, but I lived on to see another day. Jerrot may only be my nephew, but he's one of the last of my family I have left. Lawrence...I....I'm sorry you had to go through that. Bwahaha! I appreciate the sentiment, but this old coot's still well and kickin'! Even though my life sounds like a long strand of disasters, I eventually realized that there is always another reason to keep going. Well, and that when I kick the bucket, I'm gonna have some hard decisions ahead, 'cause I don't think my wives would be feelin' the polygamst vibes. I feel pathetic now. My own struggles are nothing to yours, and yet it still burdens me enough to endager everyone around me? Everyone has their own backpack, Glass. You will get your chance at redemption that I never got. Just remember why you fight, and you cannot lose. We will redeem ourselves! And we will scream a hearty "FUC- LAAAAAANNNNNGUUUUUUUAAAAAGGGGGEEE! Imma stop you right the- ... Yes, of course, General Lawrence. I will return to my training stat. Yes...Yes, you're right. We must end this. We must end this for us and for the future! ~~~ IIIIIIIiIIIII'MMMM BACK! IIIIIIIIIIIII'M OUT! Okay, not just yet... This attempt right here was easily the worst. All of that was in four turns. The next attempt was actually very, very close. Until I got the worst turn in FE history, in which Canas, Florina and Wil all died, Florina to a 1% Luna crit. I would show it, but given how long the update already is, and the fact that it was basically exactly the same as the previous attempt except for no Eligood being Berserked. Nothing to see here, just another reset. I shall spare you all of the monk spam from early on and skip to the interesting part, where we are in this situation. Nobody's died yet! See, I remembered that there are reinforcement zones, so I turtled like mad and triggered as few as possible while still getting the warp staff. I am currently waddling my way through the map. Nino:"Look, Mr. Canas, I can heal!" Pent: "That's cute." Whatever shall be done?! Oh right, Panto. Fool! How can you hope to defeat the almight Florina? CHEATER!!!! He ded. This absolute charmer killed Canas earlier. Let's prepare for triggering the next set of reinforcements... Perdictable. Unpopular opinion: Wil is just better Fae in terms of soaking up status staves. Sure, okay. That works. St. Elimine, wow. You know it's bad when they have a hit rate on Ninian, who has capped 90 avoid. Wil is still just better Fae. Mmm...Nah. Bah. No good. Perfect! Okay, I guess that works. I sorta wish they'd done something more interesting with Eclipse in most games...'Cause halving HP is pointless, and with it's 30 hit in FE6, the reduction to 1 doesn't matter...Even if I managed to land a few hits with it. Join we! This x lots So ein mist! May as well take this gal out. Ok. Annnnnd Canas should be okay... Wait, isn't one of those druids a Luna druid? Oh, phew. It was just a shaman. Magic damaging Canas?! Unheard of! NO WAIT NO! NOONONONONONNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW?! WHY?! WHO?! WHAT?! OH MY GOD ZIP IT, M! UNLESS YOU'RE GONNA HELP US, STOP SHOWING UP! ...I have no words left to explain my hatred of this map. I have even fewer. Welp. If Eliwood can get away, and I guess the rest of my army gets sacked, more or less... That res is good, I'll take it! Farina, please don't die. Actually, maybe we can handle these guys. But the one thing stopping us is... This. I... ... I... If Florina gets hit by this, she has a very good chance to die. There is only a 44% chance for her to avoid a counter altogether... I... I can't do it. Yikes. Hecotr goode Whew.... That crit rate...It's so scary... Not to mention 27 damage...Yow! Wait, why is she facing 1% crit now? OH GOD WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! GWAGH No, no it's good we've got Florina. We can...We can pull through... Really. AAAAAAnnnnnnd... My only hope is to take out both Luna druids. One lucky dodge is enough... No! Okay... Eliwood...You know what, you can do it! You may be maligned as a unit and as a character, but tonight! Tonight, you shall show the world that you are not low-D tier! Everything is banking on this one attack... If he hits it... Well, we most likely survive and win. Can Eliwood do it? Edited October 4, 2020 by Benice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hello72207 Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 Spoiler 3 hours ago, Benice said: Sail? Why would you bring Darros into this? Darros has always been in this, you just haven't noticed. 3 hours ago, Benice said: Except for some reason I refuse to use Hawkeye. I don't know why, I don't even dislike him as a character I don't like him because of his lower speed compared to some characters. I know it's fine because Blazing blade, but still. 3 hours ago, Benice said: Hello there, Camus! How was your trip to Valentia? Wrong one, this guy doesn't have a horse. 3 hours ago, Benice said: If the Black Fang weren't all morphs, this would be a lot more touching... They are not all morphs. The majority of the ones you are fighting here are the real black fang, the human ones. 3 hours ago, Benice said: How come nobody looks like a morph? Because it's not just morphs that don't have luck. Every generic in Blazing blade has 0 luck, regardless of who they are. 3 hours ago, Benice said: Still, he must die so that Hecotr Coptr can sieze! It's a rout map.... 3 hours ago, Benice said: Why?! He got res as well! Surely his growths are bad! Not at all. Pent's growths are, compared to erk's: -15% hp, -10% mag, -20% skl, -10% spd, +10% lck, +10% def, and -5% res. That's not that big of a difference when you look at Pent's bases. 3 hours ago, Benice said: Bruh. Florina Bad? 3 hours ago, Benice said: Woop! Oogh...Very lucky. single RN status staves for the win! 3 hours ago, Benice said: I suppose this is my punishment for going with Karel. Karel has higher Res then Harken. so yes! 3 hours ago, Benice said: I WANT A REFUND THIS PEGASISTER IS DEFECTIVE She died on this map for me too. Just in a less stupid way. 3 hours ago, Benice said: I mean, at least he ORKO's... That's bad. It lets more enemies attack him, decreasing odds of survival. 3 hours ago, Benice said: How is it possible that Wil gets doubled, but not Merlinus?! Also, good god, Harken is such a legend. Merlinus has much more speed. 3 hours ago, Benice said: A Luna druid. with 29 magic. A tome with 95 hit that deals 29 damage with no way to mitigate the damage. A tome with 95 hit and 20 crit with no defense. More proof that FE7 had no thought put into it. 4 hours ago, Benice said: How blessed is this Eliwood?! Let's see, with a 20/6 eliwood, your is... -1 hp, average str, average skill, +4 speed, -2 luck, -1 defense, and average res. So pretty much average except for speed. 4 hours ago, Benice said: Because I definitely don't want to reset and get my good units back! AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Quote This is an ironman run: Anyone who dies stays dead, and if I have to reset after their death, then they will be permanently benched. In the words of yourself: I present your rule number 3. 4 hours ago, Benice said: This man...He needs to survive. He is a good man, and a great warrior. He has seen countless others fall... But no! He will not join his comrades! Florina, lend me your strength! Quote EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH I FORGOT ABOUT THE HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOO NOT CANAS!!! Quote This is an ironman run: Anyone who dies stays dead, and if I have to reset after their death, then they will be permanently benched. 4 hours ago, Benice said: You know it's bad when they have a hit rate on Ninian, who has capped 90 avoid. Not as impressive as playing RR FE6 and having enemies still be a threat to a swordmaster with Capped everything. 4 hours ago, Benice said: 30 hit in FE6, 10 base hit actually. 4 hours ago, Benice said: Can Eliwood do it? My answer: Quote 01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110100 01101001 01101110 01111001 01110101 01110010 01101100 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01110001 01110100 01100100 00110010 01110010 01100101 01100110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eltosian Kadath Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 Spoiler 5 hours ago, Benice said: This map looks horrendous-Status staves, siege tomes, Luna druids... I am going to make good use of the warp staff today! Er, once I get it. It's that village over there, and that brigand wants the warp staff. Not sure how you are goin to make good use of the warp staff on this map, but it is nice to have for getting the last gaiden. Also that move setoff one of the reinforcement zones.... 6 hours ago, Benice said: I forgot to give Hector a hand axe... ...Oof. Yeah Hector is in desperate need of the promotion he gets next chapter... 6 hours ago, Benice said: ELIWOOD IS MAAAAAADDDD ABOUT IT! AKA, he was 'Zerked. Double ouch, as he not only berserked his way into a Valkyrie assisted suicide, but also activate another reinforcement zone in that charge. 6 hours ago, Benice said: Yow. Well, if at first you don't succeed, Yeah I saw that death coming... 6 hours ago, Benice said: IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED... Ouch 6 hours ago, Benice said: See? Nobody else can do this! That is a nice perk of having a bow user, as a Valkyrie counter is no joke. 6 hours ago, Benice said: SEE? NOBODY ELSE CAN DO THIS! ... 6 hours ago, Benice said: rEst in peace, Nino...Slain by a flashbang... There goes my backup backup healer... I hate this map... No, not Nino... oh this is so tragic. 6 hours ago, Benice said: Canas playing his guitar all alone... At least he's...No, I won't say that he's borderline invincible. He'd die. I love this guy. I LOVE THIS GUY Now that is impressive. Canas being able to trivialize Valkrie is amazing... with him helping out I think you standa a chance on this monster map. 6 hours ago, Benice said: Well, he'll KO on enemy phase. How would I beat the game without this guy? And how is this map so bad?! Every single hecking turn, about 12 more reinforcements pop up! It's ridiculous! You must have activated the third reinforcement zone as well if that many are coming in every turn... 6 hours ago, Benice said: HE'S BEEN BERSERKED WE'RE SCREWED WE'RE SCREWED WE'RE SCREWED This is going to be a massacre 6 hours ago, Benice said: HARKEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! That is better than him massacring your troops, and who knows, he might be good enough to live through the berserk timer. 6 hours ago, Benice said: I WANT A REFUND THIS PEGASISTER IS DEFECTIVE oof... those Valkyrie are so brutal... 6 hours ago, Benice said: Also, good god, Harken is such a legend. This sorta thing is the reason Harken is called such a good unit... 6 hours ago, Benice said: OH MY GOD WHY A Luna druid. with 29 magic. A tome with 95 hit that deals 29 damage with no way to mitigate the damage. A tome with 95 hit and 20 crit with no defense. Those Luna druids are so brutally vicious 6 hours ago, Benice said: YES!!! YES! YES! COME ON, HARKEN! YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN DO IT! HE MADE IT! HE MADE! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! THE SPIRIT OF M PROTECTED HIM! HOLY COW, he was so close to dying, but he is still going. You should probably just have him pull back and let Canas choke thr point to deal with the Valky- 6 hours ago, Benice said: Oh god... This cannot be! He routed half the map! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm...No... I mean, I didn't really wanna use you because of how good you are, but man...You...You didn't deserve this fate... ...RIP Harken. 6 hours ago, Benice said: Reinforcements! There is the final, and non-optional reinforcement zone triggering Vaida's arrival 6 hours ago, Benice said: I sat here and thought for about ten minutes. This man...He needs to survive. He is a good man, and a great warrior. He has seen countless others fall... But no! He will not join his comrades! Florina, lend me your strength! No kidding, Canas is proving his worth in spades this map... 6 hours ago, Benice said: OH MY-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! Valkyrie are so brutal... 6 hours ago, Benice said: I REALLY WANNA SAY SOMETHING VIOLENT RIP run, there is no way Eliwood is going to survive being berserked 6 hours ago, Benice said: Vaida does much of this. I pity that spear, as she is going to break that awesome weapon before these sad excuses of Wyverns are done with. 6 hours ago, Benice said: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ... Yeah I kinda saw that one coming 6 hours ago, Benice said: I shall spare you all of the monk spam from early on and skip to the interesting part, where we are in this situation. Nobody's died yet! See, I remembered that there are reinforcement zones, so I turtled like mad and triggered as few as possible while still getting the warp staff. I am currently waddling my way through the map. It kinda is the only way to deal with this map... 6 hours ago, Benice said: Annnnnd Canas should be okay... Canas is MVP of this map... 6 hours ago, Benice said: NO WAIT NO! NOONONONONONNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW?! WHY?! WHO?! WHAT?! ...Is this another lost run? 6 hours ago, Benice said: This. I... ... I... If Florina gets hit by this, she has a very good chance to die. There is only a 44% chance for her to avoid a counter altogether... I... I can't do it. ...Yikes. Is she going to survive enemy phase? 6 hours ago, Benice said: That crit rate...It's so scary... Not to mention 27 damage...Yow! Wait, why is she facing 1% crit now? OH GOD WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! GWAGH ...I guess Farina is an easier loss than Florina would be, but that is still another brutal loss. RIP the triangle attack as well. 6 hours ago, Benice said: AAAAAAnnnnnnd... My only hope is to take out both Luna druids. One lucky dodge is enough... No! Okay... Eliwood...You know what, you can do it! You may be maligned as a unit and as a character, but tonight! Tonight, you shall show the world that you are not low-D tier! Everything is banking on this one attack... If he hits it... Well, we most likely survive and win. WOW is that a cliff hanger... 46.9% chance of survival factoring in true hit... This is going to be a hard run to continue after lossing Canas and Farina, but you just might make it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 On 9/1/2020 at 7:25 PM, Eltosian Kadath said: Side note, Majora's Mask is the best Zleda game. That is all, simple statement of fact. Indeed, just a friendly reminder that everyone needs. 9 hours ago, Benice said: Hide contents Fangs, fangs everywhere. Kinky. Quote rEst in peace, Nino...Slain by a flashbang... There goes my backup backup healer... W o r s t L P Quote I WANT A REFUND THIS PEGASISTER IS DEFECTIVE Looks like Florina inherited all the good genes in this LP. At least Farina can be with Dart now 9 hours ago, Benice said: Can Eliwood do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanes Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 The side story was good, and this map sucks lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 Spoiler On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: I have heard much about this map. I am very afraid. I know you can do it! On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: Fangs, fangs everywhere. looks at pfp On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: Nino powers... ACTIVATED! Y'know, those stats are pretty acceptable. Not half bad. She is an Est, after all. On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: I am going to make good use of the warp staff today! "Or I could use the warp staff!" On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: Eligood! *Insert doing that about 20 more times* Tbh, if Eliwood promoted just a few chapters earlier in his mode, he'd be at least a tier higher, I'd say. On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: ELIWOOD IS MAAAAAADDDD ABOUT IT! AKA, he was 'Zerked. Wow, I hate the Berserk staff. I really hate the Berserk staff. On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: rEst in peace, Nino...Slain by a flashbang... There goes my backup backup healer... I hate this map... SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?! Now Florina's good as dead! Thank goodness sleeping doesn't reduce avoid to 0. Big oofs everywhere. On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: Canas playing his guitar all alone... At least he's...No, I won't say that he's borderline invincible. He'd die. I love this guy. I LOVE THIS GUY ...Thank you... That's a good Canas. I wish mine had been nearly as good. On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: Well, he'll KO on enemy phase. How would I beat the game without this guy? And how is this map so bad?! Every single hecking turn, about 12 more reinforcements pop up! It's ridiculous! Nice Flashbang, I'm in top form today. F On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: I WANT A REFUND THIS PEGASISTER IS DEFECTIVE F On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: ORDERS FROM KING MY DUDE: HE SAYS KILL THEM ALL! Dimitri intensifies On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: Oh my god, wow. Wow, indeed. Harken good. Harken very good. On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: Vulnerary! He's been such a hero that he deserves to live, no matter what. Canas can heal him proper next turn, he just needs to dodge some attacks... Indeed, Vulnerary-kun is a close ally in times of distress. Very useful. On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: Okay, I guess that works. Nino's levels are ni-no good. On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: Omae wa, mou shindeiru Nani? On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: I really don't want Wil to die. Too many tragedies have already unfolded on this day... Ffor all the lost lives. On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: This man...He needs to survive. He is a good man, and a great warrior. He has seen countless others fall... But no! He will not join his comrades! Florina, lend me your strength! YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- I missed all the crit frames, great. BUT HE DIED! YAY! Noice. On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: OH MY-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! This Wil be the end for him. On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: This picture was in the album for some reason, and she makes me happy, so she has earned a spot in the update ❤️ On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: ... I... How can you possibly make a map this bad? Well... I... I'll be back! Lemme just grab some grape juice, since I'm not legally allowed to drink wine. drinks on your behalf On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: This attempt right here was easily the worst. All of that was in four turns. The next attempt was actually very, very close. Until I got the worst turn in FE history, in which Canas, Florina and Wil all died, Florina to a 1% Luna crit. I would show it, but given how long the update already is, and the fact that it was basically exactly the same as the previous attempt except for no Eligood being Berserked. Oh, the humanity! On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: NO WAIT NO! NOONONONONONNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW?! WHY?! WHO?! WHAT?! RIP On 10/4/2020 at 6:36 AM, Benice said: Eliwood...You know what, you can do it! You may be maligned as a unit and as a character, but tonight! Tonight, you shall show the world that you are not low-D tier! Everything is banking on this one attack... If he hits it... Well, we most likely survive and win. Can Eliwood do it? Hoo boy, I hope so for your sake. Good luck! 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 Hello. I am late. Spoiler On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: Webber best waifu. On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: THROW IT ON HIM, NOT ME! Ugh, let's try something else. Now watch, and learn, here's the deal... On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: ACTIVATED! 9 D E F She dead. On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: We bring our new Assassin, Merlinus! On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: I forgot to give Hector a hand axe... Even with it, he would've died, though. On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: ... Why?! He got res as well! Surely his growths are bad! Well, uh... Kinda, but they're really not that bad. They'd be rather good by TearRing Saga standards, which is unacceptable on a prepromote of this guy's caliber. On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: M?! M, YOU'RE ALIVE?! OH, M! M IS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEE! What a twist! On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: NINO GOOD She does the same damage as Canas with a basic flux tome. On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: See? Nobody else can do this! SEE? NOBODY ELSE CAN DO THIS! It's like if Sherlock had Deadeye! On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: rEst in peace, Nino...Slain by a flashbang... There goes my backup backup healer... Every day this looks more and more like my FE6 Ironman... On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: ...Thank you... He got really good when I wasn't looking, hoowee! 21 magic! On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: Oh my god... Yes! Hector best FE7 lord! On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- For a moment I thought this was Florina close call #2. But I can't say I'd be that heartbroken if Farina died. Your poor wallet, though... On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: HARKEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! He's headed to his beloved's side. On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: I PAID 20,000 DOLLARS FOR YOU! 20K! EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT Hwahahahahaha... What the hell even happened here? On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: I WANT A REFUND THIS PEGASISTER IS DEFECTIVE I like how she reminds you of all the money you wasted on her before she dies. On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: LET'S GOOO ELIGOOD! He's so Eligood he survives being a father! On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: Oh my god, wow. Prepromotes, ladies and gentlemen. On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: 10 mov. Falcoknight for the win! Jesus Christ, she just never stops. Except defense. Defense is a foreign concept to her. On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: OH MY GOD WHY A Luna druid. with 29 magic. A tome with 95 hit that deals 29 damage with no way to mitigate the damage. A tome with 95 hit and 20 crit with no defense. I'll be honest: I think dark magic is more powerful in FE6, simply because nosferatu weighs 6. Raigh faces no AS loss when promoted. And it's buyable in chapter 14. How much more awesome can you get? Invincibility > Big damage against other magic users. On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: You know, what if S in staves gave you extra range with a staff? That'd be cool. Honestly, that'd be preferable to S tomes. S tomes is, like, 5 hit and the ability to use a super spell for 4 turns. In dark magic's case the super spell isn't even good, because it's not Luna! On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He's with Isadora and his liege now. Rest well... On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: How blessed is this Eliwood?! Not as much as you'd think, actually. He's actually behind his averages in defense, HP and luck, and only one point ahead in strength. Speed is his only real blessing, 5 points ahead of the average. On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: OH MY GOOD LORD WHO DECIDED THAT THIS MAP WAS A GOOD IDEA. The same people who decided it was a good idea to make a prequel to FE6 starring two characters who existed for one scene each. Incidentally, friendly reminder that Eliwood had S lances and A swords in the trial maps. On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: Reinforcements! Hector is 6 tiles away. Why, Benice. On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: HOW COULD YOU JUST- YOU WILL DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE! It's fuckin' Merlinus, and with Harken dead, you need her. What do you mean, "you will diiiiiiiieeee"? On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: OH MY-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! OKAY, GO HOME EVERYBODY, RUN'S RUINED On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: This picture was in the album for some reason, and she makes me happy, so she has earned a spot in the update. Eyyyy, it's Sophie! A shame Esteban's gained a different companion in my LP. On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: I DID NOT ORDER MORE WYVERNS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. No-- What!? Pick Hector up and run! Do you really want to reset this far into the map!? On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: ... Hoooooooooooooooooly shit, this update... On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: Bwahaha! I appreciate the sentiment, but this old coot's still well and kickin'! Even though my life sounds like a long strand of disasters, I eventually realized that there is always another reason to keep going. Well, and that when I kick the bucket, I'm gonna have some hard decisions ahead, 'cause I don't think my wives would be feelin' the polygamst vibes. Wow, this guy's life... Did you draw inspiration from Lazlow? On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: HOW?! WHY?! WHO?! WHAT?! Please tell me that's not the winning run. On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: GWAGH Once again. 20K. On 10/4/2020 at 12:36 PM, Benice said: Eliwood...You know what, you can do it! You may be maligned as a unit and as a character, but tonight! Tonight, you shall show the world that you are not low-D tier! Everything is banking on this one attack... If he hits it... Well, we most likely survive and win. Can Eliwood do it? I mean... I hate that I'm rooting against him, but Canas is dead. This is the worst timeline. Perhaps it would be for the best... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 Puns are delayed until deaths are canonised, that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samz707 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 (edited) On 10/4/2020 at 11:36 AM, Benice said: Can Eliwood do it? Oh I'm sure Eliwood will mana- "Mark! Eliwood's dead! the future will be changed! you've created a time paradox! You must understand the future!" Edited October 10, 2020 by Samz707 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 (edited) Spoiler On 10/4/2020 at 9:36 PM, Benice said: Wait... If he's hired to assassinate the player...THIS IS WHY HE'S SO BAD IN FE6 NOOOO WHAT HAVE I DONE?! Explained everything. On 10/4/2020 at 9:36 PM, Benice said: OH MY GOOD LORD WHO DECIDED THAT THIS MAP WAS A GOOD IDEA. When you realize, this map is the very trap that gave Merlinus his PTSD. On 10/4/2020 at 9:36 PM, Benice said: This man...He needs to survive. He is a good man, and a great warrior. He has seen countless others fall... But no! He will not join his comrades! Florina, lend me your strength! Plus, you're already short on magic users. Like really short. On 10/4/2020 at 9:36 PM, Benice said: ... I... How can you possibly make a map this bad? Sure isn't iron-man friendly. Luna druids with 29 magic. Dammit, who thought that was fine? On 10/4/2020 at 9:36 PM, Benice said: Unpopular opinion: Wil is just better Fae in terms of soaking up status staves. Hell, if he gets bezerked, you can even surround him so he can't attack your units until it wears off. Not that it's efficient. But the option's there. On 10/8/2020 at 1:01 AM, Saint Rubenio said: Hello. I am late. You think the late is your ally, but you merely adopted the late. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see this post until a month on, and by then everyone else had already commented. Edited November 18, 2020 by The Roger The Paladin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hello72207 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 5 hours ago, The Roger The Paladin said: Hell, if he gets bezerked, you can even surround him so he can't attack your units until it wears off. Not that it's efficient. But the option's there. nope, berserked unts can walk through yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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