WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 24, 2020 Author Share Posted May 24, 2020 In the process of doing so, he turns out to be a cat and rips you apart, eaily done thanks to your poor eyesight, and runs off at a million mile an hour. You bleed to death. I kill any Corrin that attempts anything but Revelations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 You experience groans of increasing discomfort. I slaughter the entire Nohrian population because they have terrible fashion sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 24, 2020 Author Share Posted May 24, 2020 The Hoshidans think that this is unfair because they KNOW the REAL reason why the Nohrians are "evil". They slaughter YOU. I save Sigurd's life, only to hold him captive for the next game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 I send a mass fire bomb to annihilate Sigurd and his army, claiming the throne, and taking Deirdre to be my wife. And except for the incest part, I'm suddenly Arvis. I pair none of the characters in Genealogy together, making for a weak army after the timeskip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 24, 2020 Author Share Posted May 24, 2020 You get your @$$ massacared, resulting in a quick game over. I make it so that when the likes of Sakura and Elise S-support, their babies come from something OTHER than the conventional means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 You do not need punished for that. You are allowing underaged girls to adopt, which is frankly kinder than forcing them into birthing. I ask Ignatz for an art commission that will be paid for in "exposure". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 24, 2020 Author Share Posted May 24, 2020 He runs away from stage fright. I put a scary error screen in a Fire Emblem game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 The game crashed every two minutes, making you lose all progress to that error screen. I "accidentally" sent Lorenz - who had no weapons - into the range of a Wyvern Rider, a Warrior, and a Sniper and for some reason, he was gone the next turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 You get shot at with purple painted arrows and pelted with purple coconuts while running through thick, thorny rose bushes as you try to escape with your life. I steal one of Sully's weapons and plant it in your room, leaving it for her to find and you to destroy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Frederick bans you from entering the Shepherds camp ever again. I stick a suction cup dragon dildo over the door to Seteth's office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Of course something like that would be the first thing I encounter. Depending on the timing, Seteth kicks you out of the academy or the army, leading to the events of the game being subverted or your side loosing the war, respectively. Â In Shadow Dragon, Hardin has died in this exact manner three times in a row (all ironman runs): Link:Â https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/counterproductive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 New Mystery of the Emblem doesn't end happily because Medeus didn't have his puppet, so he just killed everyone himself. I throw an orange at Alm and it hits him in the back of the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 (edited) Alm falls in love with you and starts to sing songs to you at night while you try to sleep. I made unfunny memes that combine Fire Emblem with other games that I like. Edited May 24, 2020 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Owain goes and smacks you in the face with his sword hand. I ship Alm and Clair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 There are even more rebellions after the events of the game due to Rigelian royalty marrying a Zofian noble while the heir for Zofia is still alive, even if they are good friends. I am far more curious as to how Flayn was kidnapped more than the why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Skewered with the lance of Ruin for pointing out a good question. I lop off Hilda's twintails with my axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 27 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Alm falls in love with you and starts to sing songs to you at night while you try to sleep. Â Wouldn't be the worst thing. 12 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said: Â I lop off Hilda's twintails with my axe. Holst bites off your nose and eats it. I don't give Flayn her fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Saint Cethleann the dragon chooses you to be her *chomp chomp* dragon snack. I steal Gaius's candy stash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 If you ate it already, he leaves the army. Otherwise, he steals it back and booby traps it for the next time you attempt to take it. Every dream I have that features the taguel also involves trampolines somewhere, somehow, for some reason. Yes, that reoccurring dream is still reoccurring and I don't know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 You find out trampolines are made of taguel fur and that's why they went extinct. Rhea hears Byleth say "whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe!" and the class erupt in laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 You don't get punished because you never did anything. I round up everyone who was ever racist to laguz and turn them into laguz (the catch: they shapeshift at random against their own will). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 (edited) You are now the prime target of the Daein army. I pants Inigo while he is flirting with a group of girls, embarrassing him horribly. Edited May 25, 2020 by twilitfalchion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordin Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 You are now stuck with him in a dark room for the rest of your life. Â I don't let them all (the enemy soldiers) go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 You hear "BUT MARRRSSSS" all day every day for a week. I put Nair in Shinon's shampoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 You have to dodge his arrows for a few weeks. And he's maxed out his stats. I deploy Gatrie into my all-male army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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