WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 4, 2020 Author Share Posted June 4, 2020 Anankos has already destroyed the world because you took so long to kill him with that frying pan of yours. I tie Bernadetta up on a really scary thrilling rollercoaster ride and force her to ride it the whole way through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 You also end up tied to a really scary thrilling rollercoaster ride and are forced to ride it the whole way through. Twice. I tried to give Eliwood a heaven seal because he had been at level 20 for like 5 to 7 chapters now and it would be really nice if he could gain experience again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Branimond and Athos come and punch you in the face. I call Nergal an "icy scaley". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Ninian, in her ice dragon form, freezes you alive with her ice breath. I yell at Florina to buck up and talk to men, and when she tries to back out, I bring Hector along and we both yell at her at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Benice comes in and impales you with a random twig, then kills Hector with a hammer. I actually believe Say'ri is one of the best characters in Awakening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 I hire Lon'qu to poke you with his sharpest sword. I chop off Owain's sword hand so he finally shuts up about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 He gets a prosthetic hand and goes even more bonkers due to the "powers of the Demonic Hand" he "unlocked". He also now regards you as his "Guide" for paving the way to his new powers, so he always sticks with you no matter where you go. I forged a sword for Lucina and named it "Mom Buster" in a playthrough where I had a female Robin marry Chrom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Morgan joins forces with Lucina to use the Mom Buster on you instead. I force feed Frederick raw, maggot-ridden bear meat while chanting "pick a god and pray" in his ear the whole time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 The ghost of the bear the meat comes from haunts you for the rest of your days. I replace the choir music with God Shattering Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 For the map where it would normally play, God Shattering Star is replaced by this in exchange.I love that music a lot, but it would be hilariously unfitting for that battle. I replace the final boss of FE7 with a giant eggplant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Pit from Kid Icarus shoots you with a holy arrow and then takes out the mutated Eggplant Wizard that replaced the final boss. I make Ike wear a bunny costume for his next alt in Heroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 7, 2020 Author Share Posted June 7, 2020 He makes you wear an egg costume and join him as well. I give Ryoma a computer with Windows ME on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 He manages to get a dozen viruses on it and Hoshido scammed out of its vast wealth. The revolution comes for you when it realises you started this. I switched Matthew's weapons for convincing fakes before he starts following Hector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 He dies in the first fight he's in afterward. I make Lucina change Baby Lucina's diaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Lucina challenges her fate, runs out the door, and leaves you with the mess. I force Takumi to live in a Nohrian dungeon, eating Nohrian food, while listening to Nohrian music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 I come over and give you a high five. I don't think the "Oliver = beautiful" meme is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Reyson kidnaps you and makes you replace his job as a statue in Oliver's estate. I dumped all of the rings onto Arden just so he could activate Pursuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 He misses every attack and gets crit all the time. I never used Zihark or Stefan in any of my Path of Radiance playthroughs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 (edited) He goes and dies to the first Armor Knight he fights against as punishment for your excessive focus on a nearly useless unit. I let Noish die, because's he also useless. EDIT: Ninja'd Edited June 7, 2020 by twilitfalchion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 8, 2020 Author Share Posted June 8, 2020 Nothing major happens because Sigurd's army dies anyway, but you are given a MASSIVE talking-to by Error!Ryoma for letting a character die because his stats were shit instead of just, you know, benching him. I hack a stat-screwed character to give them the stats they're SUPPOSED to have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 (edited) The game can't handle the characters sudden boost in power and crashes whenever you try to use them. When playing Sacred Stones, I replaced the music of Chapter 5X with Wild West music. Edited June 10, 2020 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Ephraim sees a monster approaching you and lets you get torn apart by it out of spite. I force Ike to become a magic user, but since he can't reclass, he gets the crap kicked out of him because I took away his swords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 He eventually takes a martial arts class, technically becomes the series first "gauntlet" user, and beats the everliving crap out of all the enemies in the game in flashy combos. He then decks you in the face for being a bad tactician while also thanking you for putting him on the path to becoming a stronger fighter. Also, his Super Smash Bros. moveset is pretty much a clone of Ryu/Ken, Little Mac, and Mii Brawler, with no unique attacks outside of what they can do. Â In my attempt to honor Deen's sacrifice during my first playthrough of Shadows of Valentia, I forged his Brave Sword and named it "Dean's Memory" by accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 He haunts you and thinks you stole his liquid eyeliner and won't shut up about it. I get Nowi into Spyro games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 11, 2020 Author Share Posted June 11, 2020 Spyro kidnaps Nowi and forces her to wear proper clothes or he'll turn her into a dragon. He then scolds you for putting a scantly-clad humanoid into a kid's game. I put a BSOD in Fire Emblem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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