WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 (edited) He refuses to help you when the dragons attack. You die, of course. EDIT: NINJA'D Louise shoots you in the bum and grumbles that she is already married. I drag Post-Timeskip Dimitri, kicking and screaming, to a psychologist. Edited June 1, 2020 by WeAreNewcastle1053 NINJA'D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Both you and the psych get your skulls cracked by Dimitri. I kill Matthis instead of recruiting him because he's the worst unit in all of FE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 Matthis has a Cowardly Lion cutscene, where he panics, turns on your army, and obliterates them. Game Over. I throw pebbles all over the Ylissean fields and beaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Frederick picks you up by the collar and knocks your lights out. I pelt Lon’qu with figs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 2, 2020 Author Share Posted June 2, 2020 He steals your figs and throws them into a volcano while you stand by, absolutely frightened. Then he smacks you in the face with the flat side of his sword. I flirt with Laslow, not out of love, but purely to fluster and confuse him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Laslow buys into it hires Nah to eat you if you cheat on him. I like FE6 style swordmasters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 2, 2020 Author Share Posted June 2, 2020 That's an opinion. You're allowed to have an opinion. Your punishment is to be ignored. I use an alcohol wipe on Abandoned Conquest!Ryoma's seppuku wound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rubenio Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Ryoma's life is saved, but his near-death experience traumatizes him so much, that he goes insane and destroys Hoshido with his deranged leadership. That's the best I can come up with, I know absolutely nothing about Ryoma other than he looks like a lobster. I only brought Naesala out of all the royal laguz to the RD endgame because I needed space for the likes of Meg, Fiona, Leonardo, Tormod, Oliver and Nealuchi. Â 18 hours ago, twilitfalchion said: I kill Matthis instead of recruiting him because he's the worst unit in all of FE. I almost missed this. Almost. How dare you, I'll kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 You are granted title "Supreme leader of all of the earth" and have to spend all of your time managing the planet instead of playing Berwick Saga. I should be doing math right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 One of your units dies because you didn't do enough math. I played Three Houses and usually didn't recruit Lysithea or Marianne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 The spirits of Marianne and Lysithea haunt you until you die. I put salt instead of sugar into Lysithea's sweets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Her salt levels increase and she joins Edelgard in non-CF routes. Mangs is better at FE than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Your let's plays become famous for how badly things go, albeit in an entertainingly hilarious manner. I have a difficult time seeing why someone would play Fire Emblem games for the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 The next Fire Emblem game you start skips the gameplay completely and only shows you the story scenes, which you can't skip. Even though I've been playing the series for nearly ten years now, I still don't play any of the games efficiently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Kaga slaps you across the face and yells "GIT GUD!" I trap Inigo in a males-only outrealm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 You are forced to watch them become the 18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch. I sell Gatrie some axe body spray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 You have to read through Mist's personal fanfic collection (it's bad). I make Boyd fight and lose to Ike over and over again, and laugh every time he dies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 (edited) Oscar joins Daein and tramples you. Rolf then helps pin you down with his Rolf's Bowtm so the torture can continue. I use Divine Pulse to ensure the Agarthans win. Edited June 3, 2020 by Daysi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 4, 2020 Author Share Posted June 4, 2020 Sothis realises what you are doing and kills you. I kill everyone using Classic Mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Naga walks in and divinely smacks you dead, using your life essence to resurrect those you let die. I try the same strategy over and over again even though I know it won't work, killing my units and resetting repeatedly as a result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Sothis yells at you with her mouth full of Doritos and throws your console in acid. I interrupt Edelgard's going to war speech with a very loud fart machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 4, 2020 Author Share Posted June 4, 2020 Egeldard sends her soldiers in to kill you. You are barely saved by Dimitri and Byleth. I let all the Fates children die in their Paralogues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 (edited) You are handsomely rewarded for killing Kiragi and Dwyer. However, that reward is taken away from you, because you also killed Ophelia and Velouria. I didn't use Divine Pulse for Linhardt, thus he stayed dead. Edited June 4, 2020 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted June 4, 2020 Author Share Posted June 4, 2020 Caspar uppercuts you for letting his best friend die. I hack Bernie's dad into Three Houses and make Bernie kill him over and over and over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Your previous punishment is reversed and you get to keep your reward. I killed Anankos with a Frying Pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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