PostZordem Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Figured I'd make a thread that would serve as the antithesis to FlyingKitsune's List off Fallen Edelgard's crimes against humanity thread (Because... Why not?). Basically, instead of listing off crimes against humanity, we'll list off good deeds that Fallen Dimitri has done for society that prove why he isn't such a bad guy despite giving off a totally evil aura. For example: Fallen Dimitri helped an old lady across the street. Alas, that was just the example, so here's my real answer to kick this thread off: Fallen Dimitri helped me with my math homework. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Branniglenn Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Dimitri once tweeted out Trans Rights are Human Rights. And no, it wasn't June 1st when he did. When Dimitri learned Felix doesn't tip while having lunch with former classmates, he decided to tip 50%, and told the waitress it's from Felix because he's so passionate about the subject. That was a funny gag. On his podcast, The Prattle of the Eagle and Lion, Dimitri regularly makes fun of NFTs and Cryptobros. Also he came out in defense of Sylvain BEFORE the internet un-cancelled him. No one ever acknowledges that bravery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toncka Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 dimitri bought everyone matcha mochi donuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 (edited) Fallen Dimitri paid for my pizza. Edited August 3, 2022 by WraithReborn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jameslove001 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Fallen Dimitri once picked me up after....I fell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Fallen Dimitri will cure my sickness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PostZordem Posted August 3, 2022 Author Share Posted August 3, 2022 Fallen Dimitri made sure that my local GameStop was stocked with multiple copies of Xenoblade Chronicles 3 so that I could buy the game on launch day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 Fallen Dimitri wants revenge on Fallen Edelgard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.Leu Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 Fallen Dimitri will make Faerghus great again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotari Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 Fallen Dimitri reunited Fleche with her brother, from a certain point of view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 Fallen Dimitri is an MLG Pro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Fallen Dimitri reads a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PostZordem Posted August 15, 2022 Author Share Posted August 15, 2022 Fallen Dimitri gave me more Turnwheel/Divine Pulse uses, allowing me more chances to rewind time and stop any crits from killing one of my units. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Fallen Dimitri placed his trust in me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 Fallen Dimitri has the cool clothes plus attitude and new hand moves and dabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Fallen Dimitri bought me some whisky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Fallen Dimitri funded Return to Monkey Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Fallen Dimitri looks for the real Shrimp-kun to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Fallen Dimitri was the original Morbius member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Fallen Dimitri bought me a pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PostZordem Posted September 21, 2022 Author Share Posted September 21, 2022 Fallen Dimitri has graced us with the reveal of another mainline FE [Engage] coming out on Switch (Whether you love it or hate it, it's nice to see Fire Emblem getting more titles on the Switch)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Fallen Dimitri looks cool in sun glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Fallen Dimitri, unlike Fallen Edelgard, has fallen but CAN get up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Fallen Dimitri loves ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrymidfields Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 (edited) Fallen Dimitri promises that he will make Fodlan great again. He'll also build a bigger and better wall against the Almyrans and make them pay for it. Fallen Dimitri also is considered scandal-free (DUDE! IT'S TRUE, I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD!!! HE REALLY DIDN'T GRAB THAT ^#$@%&!!!!) while Fallen Edelgard is mired with scandals of e-mail investigation from the Fodlan Bureau of Investigations. Fallen Dimitri is literally Lysandre, who will make Fodlan beautiful again! Fallen Dimitri is a friend for religious worship, including the restoration of the sanctity of life! Fallen Dimitri won the election fair and square! We need to stop the stealing of the votes by Fallen Edelgard and Corny Claude!! Fallen Dimitri for the 47th President of the United States of Fodlan!!! Edited October 5, 2022 by henrymidfields Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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