Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I fucking loved it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Judge Joe Brown: Acording to laws and shit, the episode isn't over until Fireman says 10,000 Awesome. Just Fucking Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Kilvas Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Hilarious. I'd love to write an episode for this, but I wouldn;t be able to think of anything. :P Lolvincebanhammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karino Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I got bored... AGAIN. >.< I'm just gonna finish the story that I made. --------------------------------------- *everybody is outside except Karino* Fox: What happened to Karino? --------------------------------------- *the day before* CGV: Fireman, Lethality Karino. Karino: Wtf kind of truth or dare is this? He didn't even ask-- Fireman: Lethality. Karino: *dies* ---------------------------------------- CGV: ...nothing? Fireman: 10000. Fox: What? Fireman: 10000 if you want to know. CGV: No! I'll give you 15000 not to tell her! Fireman: Hehehe... 20000. CGV: FINE! *gives* Fireman: Cool. --------------------------------------- *in hell* Karino: It's been more than three hours. Demon: All right, army, move out! Karino: I think MR's gonna bite my head off. Or maybe CGV will stab me. RMD: Hi. Karino: Oh, f*ck no. ---------------------------------------- *army randomly appears* Lyle: WTF?! Bianchi: What is it? Karino: NIIIIIIINJAAAAAAA! Demon: Go, my minions! CGV: See, MaSu, I told you not to kill Karino. MaSu: That was you. CGV: No... you. MaSu: Nooooo.... MR. MR: YEAH! RMD: HYAAAAAH! *attacks Fireman* Fireman: Lethality. RMD: *dies* Ow. *lives* Karino: ....o.O *kills Ronald McDonald* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 (edited) ==SF Sitcom~Season 5== -------Oh Hai Der------------ *At the Tavern~TLS and Chaosninji are sitting at the bar while Fireman serves drinks* TLS: Can I get a Vodka? Fireman: 10,000 TLS: M'kay Ninji: *Sipping on non-alcoholic beverage* *Lyle walks in wearing a US Postal Worker's Uniform* Fireman: When did you start working for the post office? Lyle: Bianchi said I had to start paying for my own food... TLS: Aren't you with Princess now? Lyle: Yeah... Ninji: Then why does Bianchi still treat you like a slave? Lyle: ... TLS: ... Fireman: Annnnnnnnyway. Lyle: Yeah, I have a letter for a Fireman. TLS: When did Fireman start getting letters? Fireman: Just give me the damn letter! Lyle: *hand to Firemn* Fireman: *Reads* TLS: Who's it from? Fireman: My Parents are coming to visit... TLS: WHAT... Ninji: THE... Lyle: FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!? Fireman: My Parents are coming to town to visit me... Lyle: You have Parents? Ninji: I always assumed whatever spawned you was asexual. TLS: Didn't you tell me you killed your parents when you we're 4? Fireman: Lethality. TLS: Wut? *Dies* _______________________________________________________ *SF Apartment Building* Princess: Alright, We're going to need Cake, Moar Cake, a few lies, and Wine...lots and lots of Wine Emerald: Got it. Fireman: What are you doing? Emerald: We heard your parents are coming to town so we're throwing a party. Fireman: Lethality. Emerald: Wut? *dies* Prncess: <_< Fireman: Stop the party...I don't want to see my parents. Princess: ...No Wine? Fireman: No Wine. Princess: :( _____________________________________________________________ *Back at the Tavern* Faiya: You really should see your parents Fireman. Fireman: When we're you established as the moral support/do the right thing character? Faiya: Songs not here, someone has to do it. BITCH SOMEONE AT THE DOOR! Faiya: Nice Doorbell. Fireman: Thanks. Faiya: It's probably your parents. Fireman: ... Faiya: *Insert Moral Bullshit/Do the right thing speech here* Fireman: Fine god damnit... *Fireman opens the door* *Audience gasps* *Hanz and Rei walk in* Hanz: Hello Volke. Fireman: ... Rei: ...wait what the fuck... Rei: You made me Fireman's mom!!!!! Rei: *Goes to murder TLS* Faiya: The End? *THE END* Nightmare: OBJECTION!! Gatrie: Dude, Fireman said 10,00 atleast twice this episode. Nightmare: Oh. Gatrie: Achtung baby. Edited February 5, 2009 by TLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Lol,good job TLS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Kiryn: *Walks up from behind and hits MR with hammer* Lol, true to form. Fireman: You two may be THE most depressing individuals in the world.*Soren, Cloud Strife and Shadow the Hedgehog walk in* Fireman: I stand corrected... WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINN Serene: DO A [Censored] ROLLEveryone Else: O_O Vince: *BANHAMMER* Lol. Screw literary merit for the moment, this stuff is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 (edited) I need to be the loud random person who uses bows AND IS NOT NAMED METAL RABBIT now that I revived the sitcom. sort of. Edited February 5, 2009 by Reinfleche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karino Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I'm not gonna write one today. I lol'd at TLS's episode, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 Lol. Good stuff TLS. I'll write something for this...when I'll write something for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 (edited) ==SF Sitcom~Season 5== -------Oh Hai Der(Part 2)------------ *At the Tavern, Fireman pours drinks for Hanz, Ninji, Gatrie and Masu while the screams of TLS can be heard in the distance* Ninji: So, Your Fireman's father then? Hanz: Yeah. Masu: What's your name again? Hanz: I'm the pretty prince of parties You're a tasty piece of pastry You're so lighty flighty flakey I go where the party takes me Fireman: ... Hanz: I'm the funky monkey junky You're a flunky bunky donkey You're a picture of the devil's daughter I'm a pitcher of holy water Gatrie: Oh pretty prince of parties where'sthe party now? Hanz: I don't know. Ninji: Oh pretty prince of parties where does water go? Hanz: I let it flow. Gatrie: Oh pretty prince of parties can I come to your party? Hanz: No. Ninji: Oh pretty prince of parties where do you get your clothes? Hanz: They're made of snow. Hanz: Pretty party clothes crocheted of snow. Hanz: I'm the mickey Maori minstrel You're the high priestess of tinsel I'm the guru god of ganja Ramashalanka lanka ravi shanka Masu: That's cool. _____________________________________________ *Back at the SF Apartment Building, Lyle and Night are playing Soul Calibur* Nightmare: HECK YES! Lyle: Fuck... Nightmare: This is why you don't fight Cervantes. Cervantes: Damn straight. Kiryn: I just felt a disturbance in the force... Nightmare: What? Lyle: I felt it to...almost as if someone got hit in the crotch with a Ballistic Grade Missile. *TLS comes flying through a window* TLS: Damn...my balls will never be the same... _______________________________________________ *Hotel Mawsu* Tibarn: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10,000 Faiya: 35.7 Tibarn: Fuck...I've lost to much money playing this game tonight. BICTH SOMEONE AT THE PHONE! Tibarn: Nice ring-tone. Faiya: Thanks. *Tibarn picks up the phone* Raven: We need another "Love Sock" up here. Tibarn: Lol I love refrencing jokes from old topics noone will get. Erk23: Indeed. Faiya: SHOOP DA WOOP *Lazors Erk* Raven: I'm Welsh, and that freaked the shit out of me. ______________________________________________________ *Back at the SF Tavern* Masu: Fireman your dad is so cool. Fireman: Lethality. Masu: wut *dies* Ninji: Jesus Christ Fireman he's like the third eprson you murdered today! Fireman: Lethality. Ninji: Wut? *dies* Fireman: *looks at Gatrie* Gatrie: Fuckit, I know when I'm beat *Dies* *Rei walks in holding a Ballistic Grade Missile Launcher* Rei: Alright Hanz let's GTFO. Hanz: K' Fireman: 10,000 Hanz: What? Fireman: Just saying it before Night and Gatrie decide to object. Hanz: Ah. *THE END* Nightmare: OBJECTIO- Shuuda: NO, NO I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HEAR WITH THESE- Oguma: mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane? Shuuda: NO, NO FUCK THIS! Shuuda: NO MORE SCRIPT FORM Shuuda started waving his arms around as I made an awkward transision from script to prose. Then realizing I was the author and I had complete control over pretty much everything I gave Shuuda a terrible diease called "Teh AIDS" he died ten seconds later, not because AIDS kills that fast, but merely because I said it did. Gatrie: Achtung baby! TLS: Meowth that's right! Edited February 9, 2009 by Not Changed by VASM :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiba Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I had no idea you guys were still doing this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Kilvas Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Lol, Hilarious. XD Princess: ...No Wine?Fireman: No Wine. Princess: :( I loved this part most. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 Lol. Good stuff. Except I hate Soul Calibre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Lol. Good stuff.Except I hate Soul Calibre. Lol I knew this fact. :P Also no wine for Princess XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Ah...it is good to see the sitcom is alive again,perhaps I'll give it another go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ar-Wing Pilot Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 *would love an appearance* Prepares for one line followed by death XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 (edited) *would love an appearance* Prepares for one line followed by death XD ==SF Sitcom~Season 5== ---You asked for it bitches----- Fireman: Lethality Ar-Wing Pilot: wut? *dies* THE END Edited February 10, 2009 by Not Changed by VASM :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ar-Wing Pilot Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I did as well. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I want an appearance plz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ar-Wing Pilot Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I want an appearance plz Wait for it.... wait for it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I lol'd at me and Shuuda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) ==SF Sitcom~Season 5== ---OMFG TACKLEHUG----- *At the Tavern~Fireman is closing up the bar for the night while Tibarn and Gatrie sit there piss-drunk* Tibarn: Watcha' gunna do with all that junk, all that junk up in that trunk, imma get, get you, get you drunk, get you drunk of my lady hump. Fireman: Lethality. Tibarn: Nihil. Fireman: ... Gatrie: ... Fireman: Well played. *TLS runs in waving a letter around in his hand like a madman* Fireman: We're closed. TLS: I'm not here for alcohol. Fireman: ORLY? TLS: Yeah...Song is coming back!!! Fireman: Wut? Gatrie: Wut? Tibarn: And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy. _________________________________________________ *SF Apartment Building~Princess and Emerald are planning a party* Masu: I hope TLS doesn't perv on my sister when she gets back. Emerald: Lol, maybe you should just castrate him now instead of wasting everyone's time with un-needed drama. Masu: Not the worst idea in the world. Princess: <_< Masu: What? Princess: <_< Masu: Fuckit, *makes out with Elincia* Haar: My name is Haar, and I aprove that action. _____________________________________________ *The Serenes Forest School for Lolicons~Prof. Arc is teaching a Class* Arc: Alright class, today we will be going over a breif history of Marijuana. Arc: Marijuana was first brought over to america by racist people. Arc: Although many people believe that the native americn indians had been smoking Marijuana for a loooooooong-ass time. Arc: Most of America's founding fathers grew marijuana, they probobly sold, and smoked it as well. Arc: They we're pot-heads. Arc: In the mid 30's some faygs in congress who we're to fail to grow marijuana became jelous, they made bill that made marijuana illegal, and they also started calling it weed. Arc: A year later they crapped out a thing called Microsoft and man-kind has flourished ever since. ___________________________________________ *In The Tavern~TLS is waiting for Sawngy to arrive* Gatrie: Don't worry man, I'm sure she won't reject you this time! TLS: Really? Gatrie: No. *Song walks in with AoD in tow* TLS: SAWNGY *Tacklehugz* *Oguma and Feffle kidnap AoD while TLS is tacklehugging Song* TLS: Songy...there's something I need to tell you... Song: Okaaaaaay ^_^ TLS: I wrote you a song, Song. Song: really how nice ^_^ TLS: It's called...if your into it. TLS: If you want me to I could hang 'round with you If I only knew If that's what you're into. Gatrie: You and him Him and you If that's what You're into Him hanging 'round Around you You're hanging 'round Yeah, you're there too. TLS: And if you want me to I will take off all my clothes for you I will take off all my clothes for you If that's what you're into Gatrie: How 'bout him In the nude? If that's what You're into. In the nude in front of you Is that what you'd wanna view? TLS: If it's cool with you I'll let you get naked too It could be a dream come true Providing that's what you are into Gatrie: Is that what You're into? Him and you In the nude? That's what he's prepared to do Is that the kind of thing you think you might be into? TLS: And then maybe later We get hot by the refrigerator In the kitchen next to the pantry You think that might be what you fancy? Gatrie: In the buff Being rude Doing stuff With the food Getting lewd With his food We heard that's what you are into TLS: Then on our next date Well, you could bring your roommate I don't know if Stu keen to But if you want we could double-team you TLS: How about you And two dudes? Him, you and Stu In the nude Being lewd with two dudes with food Well, that's if Stu's into it, too TLS: All the things I'd do The things I'd do for you If I only knew That's what you're into Song: That was...nice? Fireman: Who the fuck is Stu? Gatrie: I would have said AoD but it doesn't rhyme with you, nude or food. Fireman: k' TLS: So Song...is that what your into? Song: Well...as nice as that song was...I'm not into any of that...sry. :D TLS: Gatrie: Tibarn: <_< Fireman: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER TLS: Where is that bottle of rat poisen... THE END Nightmare: OBJECTION! Are you seriously ending this on another cliff-hanger? TLS: Yeah. Nightmare: k' Fireman: 10,000...fucking Oguma... Edited February 10, 2009 by Not Changed by VASM :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I lol'd at me and Shuuda. I knew you would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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