DisobeyedCargo Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Dragoncat said: Because you have a little troll living in it that does it. Or your browser settings are off or something. Am I weird for not being into Star Wars or all these superhero movies? It's a sign of something serious tell your doctor next time you see them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 1 minute ago, DisobeyedCargo said: why did I grind for three days to get the shining bow for sakura? 1 minute ago, DisobeyedCargo said: Nothing better to do 1 minute ago, DisobeyedCargo said: Cause you clearly shouldn't be here Well, visiting the site in incognito window doesn't help... (Hey! I can't predict what everyone's going to post, or if that youtube link is SFW!) Why do axes have an advantage over lances in Fire Emblem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Hawkwing said: (Hey! I can't predict what everyone's going to post, or if that youtube link is SFW!) Youtube doesn't allow porn anyway *shot* Nor can you predict what people are going to post anyway...incognito mode has nothing to do with that. Current question: Because axes are powerful and can crush lances in half. If I ate myself, would I be twice as big or disappear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Youtube doesn't allow porn anyway *shot* Nor can you predict what people are going to post anyway...incognito mode has nothing to do with that. Oh, I'm not talking about porn (I'd smash my computer faster than a F-Zero machine at max speed if that were the case). I'm worried about having my suggested videos slot be cluttered with rick-rolls, meme compilations, music I'd never listen too, extremely violent crap, and MLP videos. It's chaotic enough as it is. Spoiler That and I don't want advertisements for underwear or dating sites I ONLY CLICKED ON THE WOMEN OF SERENES FOREST THREAD ONCE BY ACCIDENT GODDAMMIT! 24 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: If I ate myself, would I be twice as big or disappear? Depends. Are you eating yourself piece by piece, or are you swallowing yourself whole? It wouldn't matter anyway, as your stomach would explode halfway through. ...What the heck did I just type down? Edited April 30, 2018 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 30, 2018 Author Share Posted April 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, Hawkwing said: Oh, I'm not talking about porn. I'm worried about having my suggested videos slot be cluttered with rick-rolls, meme compilations, music I'd never listen too, extremely violent crap, and MLP videos. Legit concern. Also if you don't want ads for underwear or dating sites from that topic, use an ad blocker on your browser, BUT I don't think ads read forum posts? Are cheese nips or cheezits better and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 They're both inferior to Goldfish, because they aren't fish shaped. The most delicious shape! Between the two though, Cheezits, because I don't know what cheese nibs are. What are cheese nibs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) Edit: Didn't see the next page Quote What are cheese nibs? I don't know. Why does existence exist? Edited April 30, 2018 by Armagon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 30, 2018 Author Share Posted April 30, 2018 16 minutes ago, ProfImpossible said: What are cheese nibs? Cheese nips with a P: Current question: Because deities deity. Why don't dogs speak like humans if they're so smart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 25 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Cheese nips with a P: Of course, that's what I meant. <_< >_> Current question: Cause their vocal chords aren't the same. It's not as much an issue of intelligence. Babies can talk, and babies are idiots. What's the deal with *shot* , Explain yourself @Dragoncat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solvaij Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 I'm not Dragoncat. So no. Why are they writing songs of love but not for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 5 hours ago, DragonFlames said: What is entropy? It's basically how messy something is. 18 minutes ago, Solvaij said: Why are they writing songs of love but not for me? Because the song most likely won't do well if it was tailored to one specific person. Objection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) No, not really. That's fine you'll do. Getting someone to write you a love song is quite a tying feat. First, you have to make sure they have musical talent, I once made they mistake once of trying to get a totally tone-deaf person to write me a song once and we'll just say it didn't turn out great. Then you have to figure out what gifts give you maximum friendship points( don't give anyone grass, or flour, I learned that the hard way), what their daily schedules are, and what town festivals they enjoy so you can ask them to go with you. Remember though! You can only give someone one gift per day! So make it count (hint: people tend to like things based on their profession, if the make clothes they'll love love love cloth, or if they sell chickens they'll like eggs and junk). Once your friendship is maxed out you need to propose that they write a song for you. Every song writer loves and collects feathers, and never has a blue one (they're the rarest feather). You can find one at the top of the mountain on new years eve at midnight, or if you're lucky you can buy one from the sea hag. (hint: it will cost you exactly 100,000 gold). However you get one, once you give it to your song writer pal they'll gladly write you a love song. Watch out for your rivals though! The love song of a lovely lover is highly sought after, and thousands will stop at nothing to get one for themselves and rob you of the many joys of hearing your lovely name sung in song form. Remember what you learned here today, and you'll get someone to write you a love song in no time. I've heard that "everyone worth a damn is watching NBC these days" any truth to this? I've also heard there are a lot of ninjas trying to get in the way of my helpful advice. Edited April 30, 2018 by ProfImpossible ninjas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solvaij Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, ProfImpossible said: Getting someone to write you a love song is quite a tying feat. First, you have to make sure they have musical talent, I once made they mistake once of trying to get a totally tone-deaf person to write me a song once and we'll just say it didn't turn out great. Then you have to figure out what gifts give you maximum friendship points( don't give anyone grass, or flour, I learned that the hard way), what their daily schedules are, and what town festivals they enjoy so you can ask them to go with you. Remember though! You can only give someone one gift per day! So make it count (hint: people tend to like things based on their profession, if the make clothes they'll love love love cloth, or if they sell chickens they'll like eggs and junk). Once your friendship is maxed out you need to propose that they write a song for you. Every song writer loves and collects feathers, and never has a blue one (they're the rarest feather). You can find one at the top of the mountain on new years eve at midnight, or if you're lucky you can buy one from the sea hag. (hint: it will cost you exactly 100,000 gold). However you get one, once you give it to your song writer pal they'll gladly write you a love song. Watch out for your rivals though! The love song of a lovely lover is highly sought after, and thousands will stop at nothing to get one for themselves and rob you of the many joys of hearing your lovely name sung in song form. Remember what you learned here today, and you'll get someone to write you a love song in no time. Alright Grandpa, whatever you say! It's your farm after all.... 9 minutes ago, ProfImpossible said: I've heard that "everyone worth a damn is watching NBC these days" any truth to this? Nope. They're watching c-span cartoon network, the only reliable news source these days. Edit: Forgot to add a question!! Why did I forget to add a question? Edited April 30, 2018 by Solvaij Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Because you were transported to a different world through my brilliant word smithery. Call me noted penman Dan Brown! What's the deal with those chumps over there , yeah them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solvaij Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, ProfImpossible said: Because you were transported to a different world through my brilliant word smithery. Call me noted penman Dan Brown! What's the deal with those chumps over there , yeah them? The chumps acting nimble cause they full a eight balls. Why a giraffe? Just, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Why not a Giraffe? Do you flow like a harpoon daily and nightly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solvaij Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) Nah, only in the late afternoon when the sun just touches the horizon. How fascist is clothing on a scale of 1 to Kill la Kill? Edited April 30, 2018 by Solvaij Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordanist1831 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 9 minutes ago, Solvaij said: Nah, only in the late afternoon when the sun just touches the horizon. How fascist is clothing on a scale of 1 to Kill la Kill? Depends on the clothing. But personally I'm fine with none at all. Why is roys promotion so late in fe6? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Cause he promotes when he gets the sealed sword, which is rather late in the story. Would you juggle an ant/s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solvaij Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Not unless it was on fire and simultaneously covered in chocolate. What's up with anime amiright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordanist1831 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Just now, Solvaij said: Not unless it was on fire and simultaneously covered in chocolate. What's up with anime amiright Usually a panning shot to the sky in almost every damm shojo anime do you know the muffin man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) HAHAHAHAH YOu got it! Solve for X Crows+X=Summer. WHY? Edited April 30, 2018 by ProfImpossible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solvaij Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) EDIT: Ninja'd! Only on Steam. Does he actually live on Drury Lane? Edited April 30, 2018 by Solvaij Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) He lives in the castle of Mushroom avenue. His wife is in another castle. (mine) How do I post a new thread? Edited April 30, 2018 by Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) No, he lives on Baker street. *chan chan* 4 minutes ago, Martin said: How do I post a new thread? there's a bar up top that says "create new content". Click that and then pick topic or thread or something. There should also be a button that says create new thread on the top-ish area of every board. Explain me a bread maker. Edited April 30, 2018 by ProfImpossible Sort of ninja'd I guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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