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Think Wario x100.

9 hours ago, Emperor_Siegfried said:

Maybe you don't like bangs or something.

I actually have bangs IRL.

Why do I listen to this when I get existential?

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Because the autor was able to see the future.

Why are swords considered cool but not lances or axes?

11 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

Why are Canadian geese so mean when Canadian humans are nice?

 

10 hours ago, Espurrhoodie said:

They absorbed the rage of the Canadian humans.

@Nym could possibly confirm.

They also didn't like that we printed and sealed their image on our 1$ coin.

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Because you're asking the wrong cultures.  Scandinavian / Nordic people and lumberjacks consider the axes to be cool.  Lances are a subdivision of polearms which are also related to the naginata and the trident which are considered cool by Japanese and Atlanteans respectively while lances themselves are considered cool by pretty much everyone across Europe.

Is the alphabet in the order it's in because of the song?

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Probably. The Greeks stole from the Phoenicians, and the Romans stole from the Greeks, and there wasn't much sense to the original arrangement. Someone thought that a few of the letters could make a good song, and that's what we have today.

Is the reason the Kikwi only appear once in the Legend of Zelda franchise is because they're in the same series with videogames most dedicated mortal lawnmower?

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They're secretly "moral guardians", and want to destroy the DOOM's reputation through bad movies.

Why is Mortal Kombat the only good video game movie?

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Because long hair is gr8.

17 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

If there are no exceptions to Rule 34, how would Berkut get it on with witch Rinea without burning to death?

I think I saw someone comment somewhere that, due to him having part of Duma's power and the implication of Berkut kind of controlling witch Rinea, he would be immune to Rinea's flames and therefore, could theoretically. have sex with her.

And IIRC, there's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment where you can see Rinea touching his shoulder, but it's been a while since I've seen that cutscene.

Is Berkut a rare In-Universe example of the Draco in Leather Pants trope?

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Maybe. Only to Rinea, though. And being fair, he only started loosing his mind near the end of the game. Also, Alm seemed more sad that every relative of his died in a short amount of time before he got to know them more than anything else.

Would a rolling cobra move by rolling on it's side or by acting like a wheel?

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Rolling on its side.

Why aren't there more jokes about the fact Deirdre (and also Lianna from Warriors, I guess) sharing her English VA (Erica Mendez) with Ryuko from Kill La Kill?

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Because Elmo being voiced by a big black man is funnier.

Did Forrest Gump's momma only buy boxes of chocolate with an assortment in them? "You never know what you gonna get" wouldn't apply if the box was all full of the same kind of chocolate.

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Seems like it.

8 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

Because Elmo being voiced by a big black man is funnier.

I assume you haven't seen Kill La Kill? Because Ryuko is basically the opposite of Deirdre in terms of personality.

Not as bad as the contrast between Sylvia and Ragyo.

Is it weird I consider 40° Fahrenheit flip-flop weather?

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