Nym Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Arceus or our lord and savior, lord Helix Why do I have a Pikachu costume but no Eevee costume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Well, you have an Eevee avatar, so I think your Eevee quota has been met. Could I BS an essay draft and then turn in the serious paper later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Technically no one is stopping you. If swimming is good for your shape, why do whales look the way they do? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Because they need their fat. Why are there so many ninjas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 After 726 episodes of Naruto and that ongoing Boruto series, there's going to be a lot of characters. Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share Posted March 5, 2019 Because the guy who named those things was drunk. Why does Kraid have extra limbs growing out of his belly button? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 IÂ have no answer for this, I've never played Metroid. Is it weird that I (a bisexual chick)Â think the animation in Free! Iwatobi Swim Club is prettier than the boys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 No, because people can have different opinions and tastes. Wait that was too logical... euh... Why do I spend 90% of my SF time in forum games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 It's the only worthwhile place to be. How can I make a song sound better than it actually is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Put it through an 80s remix process. Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Because they're frauds. They should be able to see it ahead of time... but they can't. Speaking of which, what's the best way to debunk a fraud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Get the Mythbusters or a trained Illusionist/magician to do it. What's the best way to debunk a Freud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Show him a picture of his naked father. How do you turn your 2D waifu into a 3D waifu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Get a 3D filter. Is it theoretically possible for a 20-something year-old American to actually press charges against a Third World minor outside the jurisdiction of the United States of America? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 5, 2019 Author Share Posted March 5, 2019 Probably, but not likely. Will there be a dragon eeveelution ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Wait for a Fire Emblem/Pokemon crossover. The dragonstone will inevitably be used as an evolution item for an exclusive new Eeveelution that'll later be incorporated into the other series by more mundane means. How many threads are going to end in the course of 2019 as compared to 2018? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Who knows? Fellas, is it gay to fuck yourself with Polyjuice potion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Yes. Why isn't Harry x Hermione canon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Because if you partner-swap Harry and Hermione into that couple you inadvertently create Ron x Ginny. Then you need a revelation Ginny's actually adopted and was Voldemort's daughter... explaining why she was given the diary in Chamber of Secrets. How screwed is the alternate reality where that actually happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 VERY! What would a 4kids localization of FE4 be like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Heavily edited. Why do I really like the move Tri Attack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 You've tried it, and it was good. Why am I in a rush to get a Switch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Because Three Houses and Smash Bros. What technological advancements happened between the Archanea games and Awakening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Time travel. If I stab a pineapple with a pen, does it become a pinepineapple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Technically it would actually become a Pen Pineapple to go next to your Apple Pen. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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