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Maybe. Or they'll just remove the two dots above the O and call it a day.

Is it a good or a bad thing that I find working with dangerous machines that could gorily kill me in seconds if I make one wrong move to be cool?

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May be a bad thing, but sounds fun, so I think it leans a little more towards good. I thought about joining the U.S. Army for the past few days since the recruiter talked to me, and I imagine if I joined the infantry, I could be cleaning the very guns that I could die from due to accidental friendly fire.

Anyways, should I join the military (and which branch: Army, Navy, Airforce, Coast Guard, Marine Corp)? I would mostly be working as a financial analyst if I join the army, but they also have intelligence analyst listed as one of their jobs and that seems pretty awesome so I might consider that too.

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Because you're a fan of that series.

Why does Deirdre have blue hair in this scene in the FE4 manga? Is it because she's the result of Sigurd hallucinating or is it just the shading being weird?

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Don't want to put down the artist, but it could be a simple coloring error.
If this is Sigurd hallucinating, his downstairs area is probably doing some epic foreshadowing to his ultimate fate right now...

25 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said:

Because you're a fan of that series.

Book, actually. But you're right.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely is it that your pen will soon drop from your desk?

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7.

2 hours ago, DragonFlames said:

If this is Sigurd hallucinating, his downstairs area is probably doing some epic foreshadowing to his ultimate fate right now...

TBF, he just woke up, so his, ahem, "Tyrfing" is probably doing that.

2 hours ago, DragonFlames said:

Don't want to put down the artist, but it could be a simple coloring error.

It probably is, but it's weird because Oosawa usually colors Deirdre's hair lavender.

2 hours ago, DragonFlames said:

Book, actually. But you're right.

Shoot, I forgot it's a book.

Will we ever get updates for the Vocaloids Leon, Lola, and Miriam before their voice providers die?

Seriously, they're the first three Vocaloids ever commercially released, they're kind of important to Vocaloid history.

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Seems unlikely. If they haven't done so by now, they're probably never going to.

4 hours ago, Espurrhoodie said:

TBF, he just woke up, so his, ahem, "Tyrfing" is probably doing that.

XD

4 hours ago, Espurrhoodie said:

It probably is, but it's weird because Oosawa usually colors Deirdre's hair lavender.

Stuff's weird, for sure.

4 hours ago, Espurrhoodie said:

Shoot, I forgot it's a book.

There is also a game series based on the book (and with the same name, too), but I've never played that before.

Will I ever get this song out of my head?

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@Espurrhoodie @DragonFlames But Sigurd dies in a fire, so you're implying a burning rash down there. Not pleasant.

Current question: Yeah, and then a different song will be stuck in your head.

Why do moms panic when you don't answer your phone and then turn around and not answer theirs?

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The reasoning is the same for both; The receiver is in the bathroom.

Why did I have dreams about farming three days in a row?

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Because your subconscious is trying to get you to play harvest moon, or it may signify that you are putting effort into and care about your goals. But most likely the harvest moon thing.

 

If I were to fall into a well, what are the odds that there would be treasure down there?

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When will the screaming voices in my head stop? 

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6 hours ago, ProfImpossible said:

If I were to fall into a well, what are the odds that there would be treasure down there?

Because the above poster didn't answer this one, I will:
The odds are equal to the percentage of RPG-ness of your overall surroundings. Which, for the real world, is probably 150.

5 hours ago, Wraith said:

When will the screaming voices in my head stop? 

The moment you tell them to tone it down, because they'll wake up the neighbours, a.k.a. the voices in your nose.

Why do we sometimes like things that are considered trash by a larger group?

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Because bigger is not always better, unless we are talking about Camilla.

Why is Camilla the best waifu in Fates?

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BOOBS.

... wow, auto correct capitalized BOOBS, thanks auto-correct!

Why does Marianne from Three Houses look like Berkut and Rinea's illegitimate child?

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Hmmmm...

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marianne-1.jpg

OH MY GOD SHE DOES

Obviously her parents are Berkut and Rinea reincarnated.

Why are Spongebob memes so versatile and common?

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Because everyone knows SpongeBob.

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Even Gordan Ramsey knows SpongeBob.

Have you ever fed squirrels at a park?

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I have a dish of bird seed on my porch that the squirrels like to eat, does that count?

19 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

Hmmmm...

face-berkut.jpgface-rinea.jpg

marianne-1.jpg

OH MY GOD SHE DOES

Obviously her parents are Berkut and Rinea reincarnated.

She has her mother's hair and her father's eyebags!

Why is it that whenever I see a piece of clothing I like, I can never find it in XS and only M and up?

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Because Americans are fat, so they rarely if ever make smaller sized clothing. We have like the one of the highest obesity rate in the world

Have you ever ate a wood chip before?

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No.

Why does YouTube keep recommending Gacha Life videos to me even though I've clicked "not interested" multiple times?

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Because YouTube fucking sucks.

Die in a satanic elementary school or die in a forest full of insane religious folk?

BONUS: If you can, guess the games I'm referencing. In terms of the setting.

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Depends on what kind of "insane religious" the forest people are. Are they a cult that does ritual sacrifice, does said cult run the elementary school? Or are they a mostly non violent group who judge people who aren't them and say they're going to hell? If it's the latter, I'll take the forest because at least they won't do something horrible with my body. The satanic people might cut me up and use parts of me for...something.

What's the difference between a sausage and a schnitzel?

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