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Yeah, I would not mind marrying myself hot twin.

Would you kiss a puppy on the lips?

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Because.

What if we all wake up tomorrow and this is a simulation and we are all in the Matrix?

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We won't be able to make the new one.

On 9/17/2019 at 9:09 AM, Emperor_Siegfried said:

In the third Tellius Fire Emblem game Fire Emblem: Sunset Shores.  In which we meet with said fish Laguz who are basically merpeople.  A significant subplot being a retelling of The Little Mermaid when it's revealed Soren was secretly a fish Laguz for many years trying his best to win Ike's affection.

Great Fire Emblem plot or best Fire Emblem plot?

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Explain how Soren lost his fins and make him a strong swimmer and you've got a deal.

What if when you butt dial somebody, it's your butt wanting to talk to its butt friends?

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That would imply that my butt has its own consciousness...
I'm sorry for putting you through so much crap, butt.

How is it that music can influence our emotional state?

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Because you secretly want to play the KFC dating sim that's apparently a thing.

2 hours ago, MyLuckyHaiku said:

Because z is a dumb letter.

I thought it was part of the Xtreme Kool Letterz.

Why are some letters considered "Xtreme Kool"?

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Because they break traditional grammar rules, and for some reason disobeying authority is considered "kool".

Why in the world is there a videogame where Donald Duck is a detective ninja that fires an actual gun, and visits the land of the dead (with a giant eyeball in the background) at some point?

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[ITEM_SHIELD:ITEM_SHIELD_SHIELD]
[NAME:shield:shields]
[ARMORLEVEL:2]
[BLOCKCHANCE:20]
[UPSTEP:2]
[MATERIAL_SIZE:4]

Well, shoot. Just realized now after 16 days I posted in the wrong thread.

I feel like a major idiot now

On 9/25/2019 at 2:04 PM, DragonFlames said:

Because you secretly want to play the KFC dating sim that's apparently a thing.

I just saw that like a minute ago.

Edited by MyLuckyHaiku

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6 hours ago, Hawkwing said:

Why in the world is there a videogame where Donald Duck is a detective ninja that fires an actual gun, and visits the land of the dead (with a giant eyeball in the background) at some point?

Because Ducktales is serious business.

Why is Pikachu surprised?

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Because something surprised Pikachu.

Would you lick a lollipop that was dropped on a clean floor?

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No.
No three second rule in the world can make me do that.

In three years, you will find and eat the last taco. How does that make you feel?

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Pretty good.

Would you drink toilet water if the toilet is brand new and has not been pissed in or pooped in before?

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Because they don't want us humans to listen in on their conversations.

Why are construction workers usually depicted as fat imbeciles who sit around and do nothing but drink beer all day?

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That is because those who depict them as such are poor plebians who cannot afford good construction workers.

Why are plebians poor?

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Because the upper class is corrupt and greedy and deserving of a horrible, painful demise.

Why haven't we seen any time travelers yet?

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We do see them, we just do not recognize that it is them. They are like Kellam.

Why is Kellam hard to notice but at the same time have a low dodge rate?

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Being able to enter and leave a room and move unnoticed does not necessarily mean that that same person is fast or agile. I can attest to this, as I commonly walk up to people without them noticing, yet I often move with the urgency of a turtle.

How effective would hiding stat debuffs/reductions in recreational equipment be?

 

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Lance Armstrong got in trouble for doing the opposite of that. Probably not very.

Was there any ancient society that worshiped dogs like cats were in Egypt?

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Because Hyundai hasn't opened up shop in Brigid yet.

If you go into a wildlife preserve and shoot a cryptid to death, is it still illegal, seeing as cryptids are not recognized by science as animals? Asking for a friend.

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