NinjaMonkey Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 (edited) I'm loving this LP Paperblade, keep it up. Edited January 27, 2013 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I have the opposite problems with the classic cav pairs. My strength cav always ends up getting blessed in spd by one or two points and then they start ORKOing everything in existence and their level goes up like a rocket. I generally struggle with the Lances and Kents of FE because either they get screwed in spd and don't double at all (while only having the str to 3HKO which results in 3 rounding stuff) or even if they stick to their averages their exp gains are bad enough from not killing stuff that they fall behind anyway. And that's how things like Sain being 10 levels higher than Kent and having massive leads in everything happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galenforcer Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Sain got Skillz. I feel like I get smacked in the face when I get levels like those. Anyone feel the same? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I feel like I get smacked in the face when I get levels like those. Anyone feel the same? *Raises hand* I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I feel like I get smacked in the face when I get levels like those. Anyone feel the same? I feel like resetting, to the point where if I screw up and have to reset, I'm actually pretty happy because it means I can get a better level up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondon151 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I dunno, I'm pretty used to getting 0 stats upon level up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I dunno, I'm pretty used to getting 0 stats upon level up. braggart. wait, mods shouldn't make one word posts. On VBA I sometimes use ctrl + B to rewind before the attack and then make random paths in the hope of getting some important stat. I try not to do it until a unit gets very far under their average in important stats. Like if Sue falls 2 below her spd or str average. Or when Celice falls 4 below his spd average (though that's more switching weapons in the arena to use a different # of RNs before he levels or sending someone else into the arena). Seriously, my Celice and Leaf are masters at getting spd screwed. Worse than nearly any unit I've ever used. I think they hate me a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Jim Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 (edited) On VBA I sometimes use ctrl + B to rewind before the attack and then make random paths in the hope of getting some important stat. I try not to do it until a unit gets very far under their average in important stats. Like if Sue falls 2 below her spd or str average. Or when Celice falls 4 below his spd average (though that's more switching weapons in the arena to use a different # of RNs before he levels or sending someone else into the arena). Seriously, my Celice and Leaf are masters at getting spd screwed. Worse than nearly any unit I've ever used. I think they hate me a lot. I tried the rewind toggle but it didn't work for me. Not that it matters much since I mostly use savestates to ensure someone didn't get badly screwed over. Speaking of that, I've noticed a lot of my units in my Sealed Sword playthrough are getting defense screwed. With the exception of Roy, Rutgar, Bors, and Miredy(who are all at their average or slightly above it), all my physical units are 1-3 points below their simple defense average for their level. As a vague example, my 20/12 Dieck has 12 defense, which is 3 below his defense average for that level. On average, he should have 15 def by 20/12. Alan and Gonzales are both 2 below their def averages for their level, and while Lance and Shin are def screwed slightly, it isn't as bad as the other three's(lol1 below average). Now, I honestly couldn't give a rat's shit about the def of my magic dudes(since it's not like I'm going to have them eat an enemy counter.), but Ray is 1 above his average for def at 20/11. EDIT: My Ephraim mode Gen!Gilliam and my Oswin got skill screwed the first time I played either game. IIRC, Oswin had 15 skill at 20/20, which is 5 below his expected 20 skl average for that level(he was also luck screwed by 4 points.) Same with Gilliam before I bought 5 secret books on Creature Campaign(he had 15 skl before I applied the secret books, well below his 20.25 average.) The low skill was actually a problem since I had those two main axes for their entire promoted career(and we all know that axes can have shaky hit.) At least Bors didn't end up like that. Edited November 24, 2010 by DA125 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 when you are dealing with 20% growths, it's a fair bit easier to get def screwed than blessed. Take Lance. His level 16 average is 9 def. 0.04 0.13 0.23 0.25 0.19 0.10 0.04 0.01 his chance of having 8 def or less is ~40%. His chance of having 10 def or more is ~34%. It's just easier to end up lower than your average when your growth is under 50%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I've learned to just not rely on concrete defense in this game unless the unit is someone like Hector or Oswin. My units are too prone to ending up multiple points below their Def average, and since I played this game at least twenty times before Sacred Stone even came out, that was probably what prompted me to lean towards dodge-tanks as opposed to concrete tanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 And then there are units like my Lyn who has as much def as Hector because she's blessed and he's screwed. It's funny. She has 16 def to start chapter 31x. So does he. Sure, she's got a 6 level lead, but no way should they be so close. She's even got 18 res. My Lyn is way blessed for 20/13. Well, skill is a little down, but she's got so much skill despite being -4 to her average and an A Florina support (+15 acc, when Florina isn't busy taking out swarms of mages elsewhere with javelins or axe users with swords) so it doesn't much matter. Oh well. At least Hector is spd blessed. 21 at 20/7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted November 28, 2010 Author Share Posted November 28, 2010 Hector will take none of your shit. We're at over 500 images by now (probably closer to 600), and supports and shit will surely make this over 3000 by the time I'm done! “He’s just offscreen!” “You took the last slice of pie, you fucking doodoo head!” I think that my line was a much better representation of sibling rivalry, mixed swearing levels and all. I get the impression that Laus is kind of like Red Herring, in that Hector always says it’s them and it never is. Apparently, it can afford the chaos that a missing marquess brings. “MAYBE I WILL” And then Hector storms off at such a stunning argument. The only thing I can think of looking at this is that Oswin is either the least subtle assassin ever or is trying to have buttsex with Uther. “Besides, Gorgons are the only good monster anyway.” What kind of psychopath has a favorite weapon? You didn’t have to kill them, you know. What Hector doesn’t know is that Matthew has already done so 35 minutes ago, and there's like a dozen guys waiting at the exit. “Plus I’ll lose my bet with Leila. She said you wouldn’t make it out of the castle.” Well yes, you told him as much yourself. Matthew put Mia in the bags, so that Hector could carry her through another game. Ohoho. “Curses, my bright red armor was perfect camouflage for this blue floor!” And so he killed the mute. Hector has already shown like three symptoms of antisocial personality disorder, fun times. Don’t even think about starting this “Who?” “What?” crap, Hector. “Also not to be confused with two of me.” “It’s much better than Bleach.” Yeah, like that guy Hector just killed. He put up a real fight. In this scene, Matthew is actually bragging about having a girlfriend. He says that his arm is weak, which in turn implies he doesn’t masturbate as often as someone without a girlfriend would. “They’ll steal my EXP!” Goddammit! When I think professional assassin, I don’t think “Men covered in heavy armor with giant shields strapped to their chests” “Well shit.” You are now imagining Hector with flying type movement. This sounds… kind of gay. “Just murdered like a dozen guys and taken Matthew hostage.” Uther never liked Matthew’s smartass remarks anyway. “Woah woah, let’s not take this so seriously now. This means I get all the pie to myself... yes...” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 “It’s much better than Bleach.” Genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekkah Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 (edited) Yeah dude, he has 3 luk! Edited November 28, 2010 by Mekkah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted November 30, 2010 Author Share Posted November 30, 2010 (edited) So, I literally just uploaded 99 images for Ch. 12, which means this gets to be a two parter. I’ll do the first part now and the second… later! [spoiler=Chapter 12 Part 1] I like how they’re more afraid of Serra than they were of those “professional” assassins. ... Should I tell him? Oswin must really hate Hector. “Holy shit, I didn’t see you there offscreen!” Seriously, he’s a giant ball of orange armor, there’s no way you can miss him. Silly Hector, he didn’t bring Mia. Dammit, Hector is turning into Lyn. “How about them Knicks?” I like how he just calls him Soldier. The other five don’t matter. Seriously, Bartre? Rebecca? Let ‘em burn. WHAT THE HELL MAN. DID YOU JUST KILL HIM? THAT IS A HORRIBLE REASON WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU Stop encouraging him! Speaking of quickly, how the hell did Oswin catch up with them anyway? He has less move than both Hector and Matt. Oswin doesn’t want the others to fight because he wants to keep his level advantage. This... really doesn’t make much sense. Why would you want to be on the front lines? This makes even LESS sense. Oswin then proceeds to ignore his bitching about violence, further supporting the theory that he just wants to maintain his level lead. Fun fact: Pegasus Knights are a plurality of enemies in this chapter. Because when I think “bandit,” the first image that springs to mind is one of a woman riding a flying horse. *snerk* Bartre is ridiculous(ly bad). Thanks for critting the 3HP Pegasus Knight, it wouldn’t have died otherwise. I guess Zagan should have heeded that old man’s advice. Dammit Matthew, just because you’re a thief doesn’t mean you need to steal the good level ups too. I didn’t cut anything out here. This is seriously his response. Eliwood even calls him out on this bullshit. And Hector gives us another nonsense response. I'll do the second half later tonight probably maybe. Edited November 30, 2010 by Paperblade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axie Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 This is seriously amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted December 1, 2010 Author Share Posted December 1, 2010 Holy shit I actually updated when I said I would. Probably because you’re a serial killer. Eliwood is, of course, implying Uther needs assassins. If Wire can be considered an assassin, so can Hector. He figured Hector would get angered by a rival and off him. But it’s okay, he was in a hurry. Well, you’ve certainly done a miserable job of keeping him out of trouble. Because no one wants you around. Oho... “Hey Matthew, Hector is talking shit abo-“ Dammit Serra stop stealing my jokes Look man, as long as she keeps the HP up, I don’t care what heathen god she worships. Eliwood’s a little slow. Has to repeat what other people say. Just like every other main character in this game. “Treasure hunter.” Hector now proceeds to bully his “best friend” around. “Your bases blow.” Is this the same group that employs heavily armored men to be stealthy? “ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn” “Who are you?” Oh shit! Someone wants someone of political importance dead? That’s new. “So I killed him. Dirty peasant.” I think this entire situation is stupid and you're all crazy. I’m always right. Pherae Castle? Fuck yes, Isadora will be the-No wait, Isadora? Shit, we have better standards than that. Let’s go find Farina or Karla or something. They come with the added bonus of “Harken not breaking our legs” “My invisible friend.” How would you know? Older than you, you impudent shit. I’m right here, duckweed. Yes, the plan of “Marcus, go shoot the shit with the villagers while we send the teenage girl and the half-knight to the frontlines” was fucking genius. Terrible. Everyone on Team Eliwood sucks. I’m going back to Team Jacob, at least they have Volug. Holy shit, it’s not like it wasn’t blindingly obvious when I saw you talking to Hector in Ch. 7 As if I would ever field myself. You're on your own, brother man. SHIT. Most people miss you. Your avoid is pretty high. Annoying good units does not count as helping! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I love you. This is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 How do you come up with this. It's amazingly amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted December 1, 2010 Author Share Posted December 1, 2010 How do you come up with this. It's amazingly amazing. Play traditional games with five other smartasses and you tend to excel at reading into things in ways that weren't intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekkah Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I agree, this is fucking annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 Chapter 13's up. “This is your rent.” I’m pretty sure Eliwood never actually got hit. No, that’s just because you’re old. Okay, NOW his presence pains you. “I warn you, I’m in a hurry!” Hector didn’t ask for the names of the other guys he killed in cutscenes either. See what I mean? GET BACK HERE AND LET ME KILL YOU “Remember, kill the blue units” This couldn’t be more obvious if they had included a giant neon sign. You better not be coming on to me. Oh, okay. Yeah sure. Marcus, give all your weapons to Lowen. We will be reading this conversation in YaoiVision. “Have we met before, cutie?” “Yes we have~” Sword is code for penis. As is lance. And anything else vaguely phallic. “I thought you loved me!” Some sort of dick waving contest that is homoerotic. Perhaps wrestling. He’s talking about sex. Sex. Food is code for sex. Because the sex was so good. Feed means fuck. Eaten means fucked. “Thanks for nothing, asshole!” You will be pleased to know I intend to never do anything like that again. Bartre is still amazing. As is Eliwood. “No, it’s the ghost of Christmas Present. Nah I’m just messing, yeah it’s me.” “This is your fault? I’ll kill you!” No, the other marquess of Laus. “We need to tell Darin someone else is claiming to be the marquess of Laus!” I guess you could say that Hector’s in a hurry. RUN ELIWOOD. To be fair, he hasn’t introduced himself yet. Anarchy, baby. From who? The only murderous crazy around is you, and you’re already here. Anyway, I had to cut some stuff out because Ch. 13 was awkwardly over the cap. I should get a support or two in the next update! Or 13x! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galenforcer Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Thus, Guy x Matthew was born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 No, the other marquess of Laus. “We need to tell Darin someone else is claiming to be the marquess of Laus!” Hilarious. I laughed pretty hard at this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted December 3, 2010 Author Share Posted December 3, 2010 Holy shit, supports. Eliwood/Hector C This entire conversation is a lot funnier because after the chapter they were like “OH GOD I MISSED YOU BRO.” Shit, it’s been like 5 minutes. Then again, most of the supports are hilarious when you support abuse. Hector, of course, is only saying this because we get a Game Over if Eliwood dies. Hector also wants EXP. So does Eliwood, but we don’t care about Eliwood. That doesn’t even make sense. Eliwood understands his lot in life. You’re not exactly winning Defense or Move either, brother. ... Can Eliwood even hurt Hector? Eliwood is a true politician. “You’re wrong, I’m right, man don’t even bother this argument is rock solid.” “Since you slept through math class, your memory is faulty” is Eliwood’s argument. No, really. And Hector buys it. Eliwood runs off before Hector can realize everything he’s said is full of shit. Marcus/Lowen C “Waiting for Hector to seize the damn gate.” “Dude, that’s what the tactician is for. Gawd.” But it’s not fog of war! And reinforcements don’t spawn on player phase! Lowen is pretty much Marcus’s bitch. I’m starting to wonder if Lowen’s vocabulary actually expands beyond “Yes sir” YES SIR. This is slightly more interesting than the mythical Jaffar/Rath support. “That was a joke! A joke! Why does no one get my sense of humor?” “Notice how your stats are only half as good as mine.” Well, technically, due to the EXP formula... This is but a slight variation of “Yes sir” Isadora? You must be kidding. So yeah, this entire support was basically just Marcus chewing Lowen out. Don’t worry, I’m sure wonders like Kent/Fiora will make up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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