eclipse Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 As in what'll happen to me, if Boron gets the wrong idea? TEE-HEE~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Curse you Eclipse, you let me get an awesome fe6 Mid-game team at the cost of no earlygame. And Shin is gone too. Vote ##Eclipse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 No unvote before voting. Tsk, tsk~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Stories that aren't/haven't been confirmed as Canon are now classified under Banzai's Universe. Banzai's Universe (2) Radmac's Harpoons Tale. Harpoons Bad Humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedoom Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 very informative, these posts. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 (edited) The final part! "Hahaha, you'll never find him!" Camdar boasted. Even with his cunning disguise blown, Folgore Red was still lost in a cruel place. "He's in the park, isn't he?" Timp said adamantly. Camdar gasped. "No!!! How did you know we put him in a hedge maze, one of his biggest weaknesses!" Camdar screamed, his eyes rolling in their sockets. "Nah, I was just guessing, and you fell for it!" Timp laughed, striking a JoJo pose. Her gambit had paid off. She raised her arm, and spoke into her Folgore-watch. "Guys! Camdar was posing as Doku! The real Doku is in that hedge maze in the park!" she shouted excitedly, she'd solved what had perhaps been the biggest problem the team had ever had. Well, other than Harpoon's "good" ideas. "Got it, I'll use my literary prowess to comfirm his location and deliver him to you. The park's right next to the library, I should have him in no time." Banzai responded over the watch-phone-thing. "We'll be right over!" Darros replied. "Me and Harpoon will wake Boron up along the way." "That's Harpoon and I-..." Banzai started, but Timp didn't have time to listen to corrects. She had Camdar to stop. "It's cursin' time!" she announced, striking a ridiculous transformation pose. "FOLGORE PINK! POWER OF ENCYLCOPAEDIC JOJO KNOWLEDGE!" Suited up, she was ready to take on Camdar. Camdar laughed, he could take down the smallest Folgore before the others got back. Summoning mooks, he began to laugh even harder. "You fool! You think you can beat the mighty Camdar!" he boasted. "Minions! Attack her!" However, the mooks didn't do a thing. Many of them had picket signs, sporting phrases such as "MOOKS HAVE FEELINGS TOO" and "SAY NO TO PENSION CUTS". They weren't going anywhere. "No!!!" Camdar screamed, he began banging his head on a nearby tree. "Stupid... Union... Worst... Day... To... Strike..." "It's time to end this, once and for all!" Timp shouted. She adopted a new stance and drew her hands back. "FOLGOREHAMEHA!" A pink beam engulfed Camdar. With a brilliant flash of light and a high pitched a scream, the fight finished. Camdar had barely survived the attack, and was lying on the floor. "I'll... be back..." Camdar moaned, he was in agony and completely unable to move. "You haven't beaten me... yet..." With a puff of smoke, Camdar and his minions vanished, thus restoring status quo. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You fool!" Zeddmare shouted. "It was a fatal mistake letting you assist me! How could you reveal his location AND blow your disguise in one fell swoop. You shall pay for this! Zeddmare head sparkled with rage, Camdar knew that he was in for the worst punishment he had ever faced. "But... but... the pink one... she outsmarted..." Camdar spluttered. "Silence!" Zeddmare boomed. "I saw the whole thing! Now you shall face the worst punishment ever! You are codemned to coding-" Camdar's eyes gleamed, this couldn't possible be that bad. "-coding a sequence of questionairre results! For that is the correct social sciences term! The questionarre was asking the public why they thought you were so incompetent!" Camdar screamed. He would soon learn the joys of the social sciences... after a couple hundred hours. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The other rangers rushed over to Timp, suprised to see her alone. "Where's that fiendish Camdar?" Banzai inquired. Using the word ask would be an insult to his vocabulary. "I beat him!" Timp chirped, doing a little victory jump. Other than Doku, the others looked shocked. "Well done, Timp." Doku said proudly, with the air of some old guy past his prime. "That must have been some diguise for it to take you this long to realise it was an imposter!" The rangers all looked at each other. "Well... er... Camdar must have gotten help from Zeddmare or something... the disguise was pretty convincing." Boron mumbled, perhaps it was best if he didn't know about the disguise. "He must have done something to the maze too, right?" "Of... of course! Zeddmare's help made Camdar's disguise brilliant and the maze impossible to navigate! We shall discuss no more of this" Doku proclaimed. The entire gang laughed, and everything would be fine next episode... except they'd need a new laptop, the old one wasn't insured. Edited June 19, 2012 by Folgore Red Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Why was our laptop not insured! I swear I paid for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 You needed a personality, since you've had nothing so far. Even Darros, the ordinary guy has one. And, I needed a caretaker for this Universe. Borons the eldest of the FRs, and since they apparently live together.......... As in what'll happen to me, if Boron gets the wrong idea? I did it, because we have no caretaker character options, and Imp is a ditzy one. This is so fucking insulting, don't you realize that? So because I'm the "oldest" and the only other female besides Imp, I have to be the caretaker? Why do the FRs even need a fucking caretaker anyway? And if you think I have no personality, you clearly haven't been reading any of the stories close enough. I am this close to quitting the Folgore Rangers, and I am even closer to quit talking to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Hey! I thought I was in charge of looking after you all! I'm the greatest leader ever! With Harpoon's temporary absence, a new problem unravels! Eliedon had gathered all the rangers in the Folgorelair. It was unusual for him to do so, he wasn't a fan of giving Orange and Purple any screentime. Refa-5 was getting impatient, he couldn't do anything fun with anyone watching him... he'd feel dirty. "Rangers." Eliedon boomed. "I have brought you all here today for a very special reason. Harpoon, you take it from here." Harpoon stepped forward nervously, it must have been important or scary for him to look so unwilling. He gulped, he wish there was an easier way of saying it. "Guys... well, my parents were thinking of sending me to a different school... the one in Other Country." Harpoon began, watching the faces of everyone other than Banzai slowly show their fear. "The one in Other Country?" Banzai scoffed. "That one has the highest entry requirements ever, the entry exam is known for being impossible!" Harpoon held up a sheet of paper. Banzai scanned the sheet frantically, not wanting to believe what he had seen. It was an exam results sheet... with Harpoon's name on it. "What! This cannot be! 97%? But nobody from This Country scores over 50% on it!" Banzai stammered. How could Harpoon, a guy who has his name written in his underwear so he can remember to spell it, score so well. "I was pretty shocked myself... I didn't think I could even score in the double digits. The person marking it said I must be some kind of genius or something." Harpoon said uneasily, it was a strange day where he was apparently clever. "The problem is that my parents want to move right away... and that means..." "You're going to have trouble being a ranger, aren't you?" Doku replied grimly. He very much wanted Harpoon to stay, but he couldn't ruin his future. What use was defeating Horita now if Harpoon ended up as a middle aged man working at KFC? He knew that it was time. "Harpoon. Do you want to go?" Doku asked. "Well... we're moving into a really nice place in Other Country, and the school's really nice... but I don't want to leave you guys..." Harpoon began. Boron put her hand on his shoulder. "Harpoon. I'd like to say something. I'm not your mother, and nor do I want to be or referred to as such again, but you need to do what's best for you." Boron reassured, he was rude and immature at times, but he was still one of her teammates. "The school in Other Country is known for the high quality of students it produces. Even the stupid kids who buy their way in turn out successful. This could be your one big break... but I'll miss you in a strange way..." Timp started jumping up and down. "Harpoon! I'm going to miss you and your dumb luck! Make sure you come back once in a while!" Harpoon nodded. "Thanks guys. I'm really sorry that I can't help you fight Horita, I'll be back one day!" "I'm sure you will be." Darros piped up, tired of the camera avoiding him. "As soon as you're done with your studies, you can join us again! That's if we haven't defeated Horita by the time you get back!" Everybody laughed. They all knew that there was no chance that the franchise would last long enough for a conclusion to be reached. Refa-5 waddled over to Harpoon, giving him a manly nod. "Yaranaika! Harpoon, you were my second most hated Folgore... after Doku," Refa-5 said boldy. Doku actually kept quiet for once, not wanting to spoil the moment. "I hope you one day fall in a ditch and get washed away... but not yet... go to school and learn about all sorts of adult things." "I have nothing to say." Banzai huffed. "Just make sure you read a few good books, maybe then you'll be worthy of talking to an English Major." "I will, Banzai!" Harpoon cried, this was the first nice thing Banzai had ever said to him... and even then it wasn't very nice. "I'll learn to read, then I'll read all the books you told me about." The pair shook hands, they may have had their differences but they were the closest of frenemies. "Shojor gives his regards... he cannot be here right now." Eliedon yawned. "He's currently at the salon getting his hair done. Now this leaves the all important task of finding a fill-in for Harpoon during his absence. And no, Orange, Purple... you're not replacing him." ZM and Narshen sighed, this was their only chance at becoming main characters. They would have to wait until the other cast members got killed off. "13th, the Folgore of plot advancement, could you please bring through our temporary Folgore Green!" Eliedon boomed. "Of course, sir... please, come through-..." TO BE CONTINUED! If you were too lazy to read this, 1. Shame on you. 2. somebody in the SF community is going to replace Harpoon for a while in Folgore Rangers. Of course, Harpoon will make a triumphant return one day, but for now... I'm going to let you all guess who I've chosen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted June 20, 2012 Author Share Posted June 20, 2012 Oh god, you listed Boron as our mother..... Doku, that's the cause of Borons pissed off attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Oh god, you listed Boron as our mother..... Doku, that's the cause of Borons pissed off attitude. No...it isn't really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted June 20, 2012 Author Share Posted June 20, 2012 No...it isn't really. People here are all like Freohr. Don't make me kill you with cheerfulness. also, did you guys tease the crap out her over this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 People here are all like Freohr. Don't make me kill you with cheerfulness. also, did you guys tease the crap out her over this? I'll pass on the killing part. And no, she was pretty pissed yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted June 20, 2012 Author Share Posted June 20, 2012 (edited) I'll pass on the killing part. And no, she was pretty pissed yesterday. Stand right there, so I can carve you a nice Glasgow Grin. I get it, she's very strongly independent minded. I guess I'll create a new character to fill that role, an OC. Now, how about a sexy robot......... Edited June 20, 2012 by Sharpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Guys. . .I'll say this once, and only once. . . You are terrible at reading the minds of women. We're people. Start writing from that perspective, and maybe I won't blow a gasket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted June 20, 2012 Author Share Posted June 20, 2012 I was raised under values from the American 1950s, gimmee a break. Ok, but I'm not complaining about my protrayal af an idiot. Ok, discussion closed, before this grows into a flamewar and the topic gets locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 I was raised under values from the American 1950s, gimmee a break. Ok, but I'm not complaining about my protrayal af an idiot. Ok, discussion closed, before this grows into a flamewar and the topic gets locked. If I told you the various things I was raised with, I'd piss off most of SF (especially you, for reasons that aren't your fault). I will not use my upbringing as an excuse for my own shortcomings. Don't be afraid to reject what's wrong, even if your elders say it's right. In the end, you're responsible for your own actions, not them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted June 20, 2012 Author Share Posted June 20, 2012 If I told you the various things I was raised with, I'd piss off most of SF (especially you, for reasons that aren't your fault). I will not use my upbringing as an excuse for my own shortcomings. Don't be afraid to reject what's wrong, even if your elders say it's right. In the end, you're responsible for your own actions, not them. Well, I understand. It's in my nature IRL to be polite and courteous to Ladies and to weaker/younger guys. And where I'm at now, I have to be that. It's the way I am, and I don't see the problems with it. If you want to discuss this, take it to a PM, because I don't want to get in a flamewar involving other people in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Well, Harpoon and I got our mess sorted out, so I think things are good again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted June 20, 2012 Author Share Posted June 20, 2012 Matter has been resolved, and thank you for your time Eclipse and Boron. Apparently I'm naive. Now, anyone trying to pry into this issue again, don't spam the thread, but please send me a PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 (edited) Done in the DC Encyclopedia style. Folgore Green I Affiliation-Light. Real Identity-HArpoon, Silver. Alias-Joker, Creeper, Mr.Limerick, The Insane One, Poon, Harps, Sharpy, Sharps, SHarpoon. Height-5"6 Weight-200 LBs Description- Bushy Black Hair, Asian Tanned Skin, Birthmark in shape of 4-leaf clover is located on his right shoulder. Team History-Folgore Rangers(First Team), Incompetants Anonymous(Disbanded). Current Status-Unknown, but assumed that he's currently getting very "Lucky" in "The Other Country", either that or he's deceased or M.I.A. Known Abilities-Extreme Luck, probobality manipulation, superhuman durability, superhuman healing factor(assumed, but has yet to be proven), Est-Type growths and bases, Mastery of Frostius Rex, Cannibulus Robiticus. Possesses the natural abilities of the Homo-Rex race. Temporarily showed the power to control the Sky and Earth(Season 7, episodes 98-101), it is unknown if this is related to the Mysterious citizen Naglfar, or due to Dr, Shin/Radmacs experiments performed on him. -Member of the Original Folgore Rangers, alongside Darros, Doku, Imp, Boron, Banzai, ELiedon, 13th, ZM, Peppy, Shojor, and Refa-5. -Trained under the many sages of drafting, to acheive higher LTC quotient and power. -Is extremely Naive, but sometimes has a stroke of Idiot-Savant type genius for accidently causing Giant Robots to collapse on Horita Repulsa. -Potential is Unknown, chose to pursue Education in "The Other Country", a land in the Far East. -Along with Refa-5 and Darros, once managed to sabotage Horita Repulsas Plan to turn Serenes City into a giant Cookie. -Screwed up reality once, and everyone's Personality and Age were changed, was severely reprimanded for that incident. -Trained under the Legendary INtegriman, to save his Folgore Companions from certain "Cannot Unsee" events. -Accidently hypnotized Crash and Marth to become servants, when he ate the Jewel-Jewel Fruit. Edited June 21, 2012 by Sharpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Darros starts a new story which Shin will probably give a name to! Part Prologue: Prologue Darros was bored. It was a hot, humid, day, and the sun was beating down on the Canadian Eastern Coast. It was one of those "too hot to move" days. Darros sighed, as he lied on his bed with iPod Touch in hand, browsing the world wide web. There weren't many people on SF, and Darros didn't feel like talking to those who were online. He put his iPod on his chest, and closed his eyes, ready to rest on a hot summers midday. He was thinking of stuff. Nothing too specific that's plot relevant to the story, so we'll just call it stuff. He was thinking of stuff, and as his body started to fade into a sleep, he shifted from active thinking of stuff to passive dreaming of stuff. Suddenly, among all this stuff, a thought interrupted his mind. It was a blaring alarm, that seemed to be trying to get him to wake up. Darros' eyes jolted open. He looked at his clock, he'd been asleep for all of five minutes. It was when he turned to face in front of thim when he noticed his iPod was displaying a hologram of a certain monocled head we all know too well. "Eliedon, what are you doin'?" asked Darros, annoyed that he was being woken up. "Hey, wait. My iPod can display holograms? That's pretty damn awesome!" "Darros, don't fret about that. It's only because I'm communicating through it that it can do that." replied Eliedon. "Aww...." muttered Darros, "Anyway, why did you wake me up?! I was having pleasant dreams about stuff!" "Well, there's been a crisis, and you have to respond to it." "A crisis? Like what kind of crisis? Has another cookie been stolen?" "No, Darros, it's much worse than that." said the floating head. "What's worse than a stolen cookie? Other than multiple stolen cookies I guess." "The end of the world as we know it." Darros burst out into laughter. "Been there, done that. I know all about Sonic 06!" then he paused and thought for a moment. "Wait, you're not going to put me through some glitchy thing are you? That would be an atrocity." "Darros, be serious. You need to save the world. You'll need to enter SF and meet me in the Drafting Den. Green will be there too." "Why me, Eliedon? I'm not the leader, I'm just an ordinary Folgore." "Well, I feel you're the most.... suitable for the job." "Alright, I'll go." "Thank you Darros, the world's fate rests in your hands." With that, the hologram shut down, and the iPod Touch lying on Darros was blank again. Darros turned it on and entered SF, ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Or at least one of them. The Serenes Forest City was pretty quiet. Darros walked down to the drafting den, in all its glory. The place looked like a high-tech club. The walls were filled with computerized screens of various FE games, and there was a records section for each game. There was even a trophy wall, which was mainly occupied by General Horace's awards and winnings. Darros, though he had been to the Drafting Den many times before, had felt the need to look at the scenery, and gaze upon the walls. "Intriguing, isn't it?" he heard. It was none other than Silver Harpoon, also known as Folgore Green. "Sure is." replied Darros. "I can't wait until I can see my name up there in lights. I've been improving lately. I'll beat the Horita Repulsa, whether it be in one game or another!" "I can see you're motivated, Sharpy." said Darros. "I'm sure it'll happen one day." Silver Harpoon sighed, "Yeah, one day." Darros decided to change the topic, "So, did Eliedon tell you to come here?" "Yeah he did, he told me that I'd meet the 'saviour of the universe' here or something. Why? Did he tell you the same thing?" "Not quite. He told me that the world's fate rests in my hands. Apparantly he's supposed to meet us here." "You're the world's saviour! We're doomed!" exclaimed Silver Harpoon, then he laughed. "I'm kidding, mate." Suddenly, the TV screens displaying the games all displayed Eliedon's head. "Elie!" exclaimed Silver Harpoon. "You didn't mention Darros was the saviour." "Oh, yeah. I... um... forgot. Yeah." stammered Eliedon. "Anyway, I have a task for you two. Save the world. You'll need to start off by infiltrating Breezy Shadowpants' base in Yellow Meadows." "But what will we do there?" "Trust me, you'll know when you see it." said Eliedon, as his face disappeared from the TV screens, being replaced with gameplay of everyone's favorite video game series. "Wait a sec, where is Yellow Meadows anyway?" asked Darros "I'm sure we'll find it with the power of sporadic luck!" exclaimed Sharpy. "Or we could google it." said Darros, flatly. "But what fun would that be? We need our missions to be exciting!" "Hm you're right. Anyway, if we're going to start a mission, we should power up!" said Darros. "FOLGORE BLUE, ORDINARY POWER!" "FOLGORE GREEN, SPONTANEOUS LUCK POWER!" The two exited the Drafting Den, ready to start a new adventure, for the sake of the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Banzai Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 There is too much srs bsns in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agile Tit-Tyrant Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 There is too much srs bsns in this thread. I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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