MRDRHAWK Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) Because I don't feel like doing the Persona Emblem run anymore Welcome, all, as everyone's favorite flan man plays FE7! Watch as Lyn tanks axes with her face, flan sex non-specific jokes are plentiful, Sain kills everything in sight, and Bartre uses a Hand Axe on things he shouldn't, all in the name of love flan bitchin' 90's technology. Game will be played on LHM/HNM because I don't think I can handle doing an LP of HHM. Also, I make no promises about doing all sidequests. Fucking Pent stealing all my EXP in the damn desert level... [spoiler=Prologue: Flan & The Dumb Broad] Obligatory title screen shot FLANMAN AHOY This is actually legit aside from Flan. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT THE PROLOGUE IS CALLED obv. not Then explain that ominous light that threatens to engulf us. At least it's original, ya dumb broad. (1) ORIGINAL MANUSCRIPT, DO NOT STEAL But... you... but... ugh. Pfft, I have an S rank in swords. These bitches can't even touch me. Because no backgrounds are too mainstream. LYN YES LYN NO #brotactics DA BATTA YA DUMB BROAD (2) #brotactics2.0 She tanked your axe with her face, bruh. THWOMP IN THE MAKING No strength, doe. Let's not. GOOD MORNING, CRONO Or maybe it was that ruffie you slipped into my drink. No, ya dumb broad. (3) THE SACAEN FEMINIST MOVEMENT, FOLKS. You're not gonna do that with only 4 strength. I've heard of enough hentai to know where this is going. PROLOGUE: COMPLETE Dumb broad count: 3 (Lyn: 3) Edited November 12, 2014 by Polydeuces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) Ew, FE7.I expect Serra to be used, Flan man. Edited September 26, 2013 by Shinki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolas Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Kill Nergal with Wallace. Please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Skittles Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Kill Nergal with Wallace. Please. sain the knight crest stealer may have something to say about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted September 26, 2013 Author Share Posted September 26, 2013 Ew, FE7. I expect Serra to be used, Flan man. It shall be done. Kill Nergal with Wallace. Please. Fuck that, we Linus version of FFO up in this bitch Geitz 4 life yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Skittles Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 geitz too cool for fe school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquakat Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Oh, dear god! XD Well, I know what I'm following now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Bartre the fucking Brave had better kill Dragon. I want screens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted September 27, 2013 Author Share Posted September 27, 2013 Bartre the fucking Brave had better kill Dragon. I want screens I may just do this, actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Same difficulties I'm playing on now. Good luck with C28, it's kicking my ass to Montana right now (From Ohio). Can I make a request for Guy, Raven and Heath to be used? They're the broest of bros IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted September 27, 2013 Author Share Posted September 27, 2013 Same difficulties I'm playing on now. Good luck with C28, it's kicking my ass to Montana right now (From Ohio). Can I make a request for Guy, Raven and Heath to be used? They're the broest of bros IMO. Fuck Guy (not even the best Guy I've ever used in a game #Talesbruh), Raven is always used in my runs (GBA HEROES <3) and I'll try and use Heath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Dorcas better kill Ursula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted September 28, 2013 Author Share Posted September 28, 2013 Dorcas better kill Ursula FUCK DORCAS, WE BARTRE IN THIS RUN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 No, Lowen kill Nergal ! He'll show him who have the best haircut ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 obv. not LOL. This was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted October 2, 2013 Author Share Posted October 2, 2013 Sorry I'm stalling on this. CHERPTER 1 Apologies for all the dirty jokes. It's all Sain's fault. [spoiler=Chapter 1: Flan Ships Lyn/Kent] Apprentice my left nut. THIS IS MY THIRD RUN OF FE7 Y'KNOW Chapter subtitled: Lyn gets boobs THIS COULD HAVE POTENTIAL Holy fuck I'm super high, my fireplace is hitting on- NEVERMIND IT'S JUST SAIN AND HIS BRO-NESS BAMF but I like the pervy guy more than you I actually misread this as 'poon companion' 'Horses'? Is that what they call dicks nowadays? 4/10 pickup line, would've been better from Sain And you know this how...? Dis mufucka... Oh thank god they're gonna save the mighty Flan from the evil Lyn smells like rape up in hurr See, now this is how you do it. Don't leave them any reward money. shut the fuck up and go hide in the corner you scrub WELL DUH, YOU'RE MY ONLY COMPETENT RIDER bench'd CRITICAL SUPAH CRASH Strength/10 SAIN, YA DUMB BROAD. YOU COULD'VE DODGED. Somebody's about to get an ass in the axehole. wait. SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN. NO NOT THE SHIN LEVEL Well, it's not gay in a three-way, so why is it bad? I thought I dumped you in the river MISERY II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO Sacaen-style shotgun weddings, folks. you dumb broad, they just explained this to you And a pony, and a new skateboard, and a dollhouse for my dolly, and... ...Eh, I ship it. So hostages don't count? I see how it is. THAT SOUNDS LIKE PLOT STUFF "Especially if it means a tag team match, playa!" #smootherthanSain Does this mean I get to go home now? NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 NO NOT THE SHIN LEVEL That's not a Shin level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted October 2, 2013 Author Share Posted October 2, 2013 That's not a Shin level. Oh wait, the Shin level is Skill/Luck, right? MAN I WISH I GOT AT LEAST THAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Oh wait, the Shin level is Skill/Luck, right? MAN I WISH I GOT AT LEAST THAT nope. that's not it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolas Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Everybody knows that Shin Level up is Build and Movement. True Story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted October 2, 2013 Author Share Posted October 2, 2013 OH Y'ALL JUST HUSH UP Might actually update this again later today due to no class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hash Jar Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Shin gets one stat skl level ups all the time for me, so as long as skill is in it and either hp or lck, I consider it a Shin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 NO NOT THE SHIN LEVEL I call that the Kent level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted October 2, 2013 Author Share Posted October 2, 2013 Kent probably won't get many levels due to sucking ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted October 2, 2013 Author Share Posted October 2, 2013 DOUBLE POST DUN CURR [spoiler=Chapter 2: Flan Does Nothing of Importance] So we get to fight ghosts? Translation: SHE'S A WITCH chaptah screen Oh boy, now's my chance to escape pfft, there's no religion in Sacae /Sain GLASS LOGIC needed to be done "First you get the power, then you get the money, then you get the women..." Except it wasn't. Glass logic 2.0 WHAT NO WE MUST STEAL IT FIRST pfft, fuck that we don't need to go into the houses here DAMMIT SAIN DAMMIT LYN As soon as I can bench you, you're benched Strength? I'll take it. Not taking any chances with this dumb broad. LYN SHALL DODGE-CHOKE THIS POINT. OKAY NEVER MIND JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?! MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS btw, this was a Kent crit Kent is now un-benched Hey, he stole my one line from the prologue! FUCK THE WEAPON TRIANGLE back on the bench for you, scrub-dick Except for, y'know, this one leg that I lost. But can we steal it? quick Lyn grab it and run BITCHIN' 2000'S TECHNOLOGY Does that mean the sword's gonna eat her? So that means we don't have to steal it? Lyn, for fuck's sake, it's just a katana. Not like it's that cool or anything. And now she's useful. Killing Edge says otherwise And then they had hot, passionate sex. While Sain watched. ANTA BAKA! (insert dick joke here) Does this mean we can leave now? MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT?!" Because bandits are sooooooooooooo threatening. Remember kids: to leave no bruises, use poison or oranges. SOON. This run sucks all my levels suck myahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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