Dragoncat

Firecrackers and duct tape. The proper way to become a superhero is...

I actually have an idea for an opening post...when it's up we can go from there.

This is fair.

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They are all the same person. How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Not sure how well this fits but probably not deserving of its own topic... Keep Shulk's route as is, but give him his own boss. Egil outside of Yaldaboath. Sword items appear, Egil will use them and jump around, dodge, and throw laser projectiles. He will also throw swords at you if another one appears that he wants and use the new one. Too many bosses are big slow things, so I took the mecha away from him and had him outside it for a epic badass sword fight.

Covered in ketchup. Why did I think butt was a bad word up until I was like eight years old?

Well many of them also HAD dicks, so... Joker from Persona meets Joker the Batman villain. What happens next?

A house haunted by the ghosts of starved artists. A man lives in a cabin in the wilderness. He goes outside. He goes north to a river. He crosses the river to its west bank. He goes south. He finds a meadow with yellow flowers. He goes east through the meadow. He shoots a bear. What color is the bear?

Because you have a goblin eating your cable cables. Did Nintendo get lazy designing divine beast Vah Medoh? Because: Fish people got an elephant Rock people got a lizard Desert people got a camel Bird people got...a bird...

OH NO YOUR PROFILE PIC GOT EATEN BY THE FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET Serious answer: Try uploading it again. Can a prostitute legally sue her client for lying about how good he is in bed?

Ganondorf turns into a demon pig. Bayonetta is a witch. Ganondorf can also use dark magic. It might work xD

Welcome, I am Mrs Ride, I will be interviewing you.

Thanks, I forgot about him.

Would IS really copy Greil? Really? I hope not... Don't know who Halcyon is but I can second this. Maybe the Church and the knights started doing things he found questionable so he left. He sticks around and waits for shit to go down.

A member of a graduating class who got straight As constantly. W is for Waldo.

Seconding Rex and Decidueye. Will also add Skull Kid or Midna.

Not sure but I don't reeeeee over spoilers as much as most people anyway. Why is there a video on youtube of Spongebob stepping on the beat to Pyrite Town?

Oh my god this is so nerdy and sweet and I want this for myself someday. Beautiful Princess Elincia maybe?

OMG DERP. It was Cawlin. Brain fart.

YES. Soulmates! Omg they're so cute and sweet and I could gush about them forever. Gotta love the opposites attract dynamic going on with their personalities. Seconded. They also have a ton of kids according to the ending lol. A few that haven't been mentioned: LEGEND OF ZELDA SS Link x Zelda TP Link x Ashei BotW Link x Zelda Cawlin x Peatrice (the two broken hearts!) POKEMON Guzma x Plumeria (gangsta lovers, man) Hau x Lillie Gladion x Selene Wes x Rui Saturn x Mars XENOBLADE Gadolt x Sharla (give more love to the soldier boy, fandom!) This is not including ships with OCs/fan characters.