Dragoncat

Naesala is claiming he'll be more useful this time if he's paid more. Lethe isn't dealing with his shit.

I can see this, but I also point out that the beginning bit and the ending bit both involve Dickson so those are connected at least? I admit Shreds was kinda smooshed in there for some lols. As fluffy as Riki! Yep. I will read and do stuff tomorrow.

The rule of three. Why do some people like the smell of puppy breath?

Same here along with mispelling.

Things I don't need. Not too much different than how it is now. WYR have a secret stash of guns and ammo or illegal drugs?

Even if you don't win you've earned experience. Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Because you and me both have the maturity level of fifth graders. Why did you poke the frog?

42. How many babies are going to fall asleep before the cat stops sneezing?

Indonesia so I can into space. WYR have your birthday on Halloween or Christmas?

Armpit. WYR spend the day at a rodeo or a Smash tournament?

This is a point I hadn't considered.

She takes a huge dump in her litterbox and scratches in it for over 10 minutes. Like my cat does. A vegan and a flat earther meet at a farmer's market. WHN?

I'm a woman and I would pack light. Not all women have to bring their whole closet.

https://compete.kotaku.com/smash-players-plead-with-each-other-to-please-for-the-1826150759 Yeah this is a thing and like...why. Why do these people think this is acceptable. My grandpa always used to say even if you're dirt poor you can still find ways to get some soap and shampoo. The problem is these people just don't care, all they care about is being the Smash champion or whatever. And yeah, if they can afford to spend money on these games and events, they can afford to buy hygiene supplies.

The spider one, at least it will stay in one piece. Would anybody buy a video game console that gave you a cookie every time you win at a game?

Bone ape tits. The proper way to advertise a garage sale is...

Monster. If we made contact with aliens, how would we communicate with them if they speak a whole different language?

I lead an army and fight for women's rights/civil rights, and by the time it gets to the present day, world peace is achieved! A clown walks into a KFC. WHN?

Because you are running on little sleep. Get rid of them with some makeup product sold by snobby famous for being famous people like the Kardashians. Why are puns considered bad jokes?