Dragoncat

The earliest known named pet cat lived over 4000 years ago in ancient Egypt, its name was Nedjem, which translates to "sweetie".

You can apparently beat the Elite Four and Champion in Pokemon Red and Blue with a magikarp.

Take a picture of your uncle in his underwear. The proper way to teach a parrot how to quote pop culture is...

My cat is fat and lazy.

Bar soap could be made in medieval times I think? I'd assume when they're on the move they haul in water for bathing tents and bathe, if and when possible/there's a source of water nearby. There would have to be for camp to water the steeds. I actually covered this a bit in my short fanfic here. Worth reading at least for Felix saying he smells like a demonic beast's butt lol.

A mage who can't use weapons. WYR have Holst or Glenn as your brother, assuming Glenn gets to live?

I knew of it, I've gotten to it from google searching stuff before, it's meh looking.

A donkey! WYR grow another head or two more arms?

Poor baby. I expected this topic to say she was constipated, because I guess that sounds like your sense of humor to say "shitless" for that.

Yeah, this is info I didn't get. Without this, it looked like you were encouraging her to keep arguing. My mistake. She's working on it.

Butting in. I have to. Running away is the sensible thing to do in this case. Would you rather have her do that or keep arguing? I personally think this was rude. She disappeared from the Aether Raids topic because she needed to cool down. She's kind of in hot water with the mods and she's trying her darndest to improve her reactions and temper. I don't play FEH anymore but I can see that it's turning into one big drama fest half the time and I hate it.

For a certain time in history people thought tomatoes were poisonous and called them "death apples". I guess Little Timmy took a bite out of one and was absolutely fine.

Somebody did a Zelda Ocarina of Time playthrough and named Link "I farted".

Carrots are orange because there was this king who wanted everything orange so he got his gardener to genetically engineer him orange carrots. They were white before.

BECKY I MADE BISCUITS! The proper way to report a crime is...

Why not both? WYR have a FE and Zelda crossover or a Pokemon and Mario crossover?

It's been awhile, so I don't remember, but I think I was like "cool".

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A sci fi show with western tropes. WYR suddenly speak only Mandarin Chinese for a week or everybody else suddenly speaks Mandarin Chinese for a week?

Gautier: (about Fraldarius) Am I the only one who's seriously worried about her and her kid? If I were pregnant, I'd be taking it easy... Riegan: If you were pregnant I would have so many questions. Goneril: (loud snorting laugh) Gautier: You know what I meant! Maurice: She reminds me of a sow I had once. Called her Snappy, because all she did was bite and snap, especially while she was pregnant. Gautier: Did you just call Fraldarius a pig? Maurice: She's acting like Snappy. She's pregnant and bitey. Goneril: I'm gonna tell her lol Riegan: NO. Blaiddyd: Bad idea. Even I think so.

@Integrity I posted a dog story here.