Dude, it's not about the size of your dick, it's how you use it. Ulki's had awesome roles in the past 2 big games (Jack-of-all-trades and Deputy) and look how he's used them. Like utter shit.
Since I'm picking specific roles for people, I want to pick an awesome role for you and Ulki that involves lots of thinking. However I'm worried that if I give you guys those roles, you'll under-perform as them and they won't be as awesome as they could be. But once again, it's not about the magnitude of the role, it's how you use it. I can use Townie better than you can use Cop, for instance. That's not me bragging, that's me looking back at past games and saying that it really doesn't matter what I get stuck with.