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troubadour geese, all my other staff users have shitty staff ranks and he can instapromote and warp which is more than my shaman and archer squad can do

CHAPTER 1 - 5/5 TURNS Theoretically completeable in 3 (or 4) but it was way too much rng abuse for my liking, and Allen and Roy got a lot more exp this way. Allen took Roy up north and they cleared everything out (Allen ORKO'd the archers thankfully) and Damas went down to two horseslayer hits from Allen (he was a mage, but he still had 6 defence). Marcus built some axerank down south, and Roy got a SHIT LEVEL fml my wyvern lot has 12 base str/def, and rude is a 10 def nomad with a ballista, WHY MUST YOU IMPEDE MY FLYING OVER THE MOUNTAINS STRAT CHAPTER 2 - 6/11 TURNS Flew over the mountains anyway, and the horseslayer is so strong (11 MT OP) that I was able to 2RKO the boss with Alan. Marcus cleared out initial enemies (mostly) and Merlinus baited enemies away from Dieck's group. Dieck hilariously joined with 2 restore staves and nothing to heal with. I'm uh, almost out of flux too, so Roy will truely be deadweight. CHAPTER 3 - 7/18 TURNS Lott brought a Gant Lance last chapter, while allowed Allen to ORKO the cavaliers and 3HKO the Wyvern Boss. Zephiel was a Roy Lord in the cutscene, which was pretty funny. Got the Mend staff with Merlinus. Can I hack Flux into the chapter 4 vendor? Roy literally can't fight until the prep screen and he's already so shit that he needs the levels Also the pastebin lists my Barth as being a Wyvern, he's actually an archer. Maybe you mixed him up with someone else's Barth?

oh god yes the jet hammer this tournament rooled guys, stayed on schedule and games were fun to watch

ice can have WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA i know how to use bayonetta, i sware, you just spam witch time right?

Baldrick picks Echidna. What class? No idea. I'll take Paladin Klein

oh so he did EDIT: Miledy's bases are AWFUL except strength i'll take Sue instead

Cavalier Ellen. Who needs speed?

If your opponent has it (and want to play it) just random a stage and have them pick it, it should pick dreamland.

I'm just gonna give away people I suck at. Have Lucario.

I'll take Bard Raigh

if he gets knocked into vantage he just flat out OHKO's all non GK/General enemies, so he doesn't even have a chance to get hit It's ridiculous. Without it he still faces threats from magic users.

ok, I can make one pick the underwhelming Wyvern Allen

hey hang on a second, are we forced to swap characters after each match? Odds are people will get at least one person they're decent at and would just use them only, I think that you should only be allowed to use each character one game per set

/in WAKKAWAKKAWAKKA bans: Sheik, MetaKnight, and ZSS EDIT; forgot that metaknight existed Literally never played Gunner or Swordfighter but my Mii is hilarious so I don't even care if I get them Uh, I have all the DLC character if you want us to say that too.

nah it doesn't work, tried it myself. I dont think Douglas randomizes, all three times i've got General!Douglas I can redo things in a little bit if you want, or if people wanna start picking, someone else can do it Also I'll likely be unable to pick tomorrow and most of sunday, depending on how far/if we get far I might leave a list with someone. EDITEDIT: Won't be at my computer till sunday night, so I can't rerandomize for Baldrick/Magic, mind doing it for me Gradivus?

yep, you got this: SO MANY DANCER/BARDS/THIEVES EDIT: I just realized I was using a rom that was already patched with the english translation, meaning making a patch of it will get messy, I think i'll have to reroll both with an untranslated copy. I'm gonna eat first though/

Life and Death is hilariously broken if you know what you're doing. Ryoma becomes very close to invincible with it (if he wasn't already), he flat out OHKO's a lot of enemies. If you toss him Rinkah he's actually invincible if you get him Lancebreaker (although 4 levels in blacksmith is kinda annoying). Saizo's a way better dark falcon than ninja. He loses no durability, gets speed+2 which he sorely needs, and becomes a threat offensively. I still think he's very mediocre, his durability isn't that solid and his strength and speed are very middling.

i've never been that impressed by saizo without making him one of the ridiculous "prepremoted" classes like darkflier Corrin's 1-2 range is never as strong as Ryoma's outside a magic class, in which case he's not particularly durable

NO I failed to give you thwomp roy here's Baldo's list, i'll post the patch after I eat:

If you want, I could randomize for you and send you a patch I swear I won't give you thwomp roy

i like the idea of bans so everyone doesn't get stuck with someone they hate. Like everyone lists 3 characters (or something) they don't want (multiple people can pick the same character)

just hack a bunch of warp staves and a staves onto someone if you're doing that, otherwise its too tedious

Oh yeah, my Cath is a thief. Dunno how I missed her

my roy has 2 magic and 2 speed, fml also 16 hp some dudes have multiple slots, I'm guessing its NPC/Route dependant.

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