Javaman

i just rng'd my kill

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Sailor Bacon?

There's a word with over 180,000 letters! http://sarahmcculloch.appliedgeekery.com/longest-word.html

WHAT HAPPEN TO ME

I laughed.

yay poll

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

But Blubba was big. Grubba was tiny. THEY'RE COUSINS

HEY LOOK WITH THIS WEIRD MACHINE I CAN TURN INTO A BIG SUNBURNED VERSION OF MYSELF THAT LOOKS LIKE A RIPOFF OF THE BOSS OF THIS CHAPTER IN THE PREVIOUS GAME

GASP CLIFFHANGER

Get rid of your soul. I did that and now I never have to worry about my conscience again.

gasp and shock

Actually, I came up with a French Revolution version of the intro to Wand of Gamelon as well. MARIE, LOUIS XVI IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE EVIL FORCES OF ROBESPIERRE! I'M GOING TO FRANCE TO AID HIM. BUT FATHER, WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO YOU? I'LL TAKE THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE TO PROTECT ME. IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME IN A MONTH, SEND LINK. IMPA! DON'T WORRY MARIE. THE TRIFORCE OF WISDOM PROMISES THE KING WILL SAFELY RETURN! ENOUGH. MY CARRIAGE LEAVES IN THE MORNING. I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER. OH BOY! I'M SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT A REVOLUNTIONARY! ONE MONTH LATER A WHOLE MONTH GONE, AND STILL NO WORD! I'M CERTAIN HE'S ALL RIGHT. YEAH! THAT OLD ROBESPIERRE'S NO MATCH FOR THE KING! LINK, GO TO FRANCE AND FIND MY FATHER. GREAT! I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME JACOBIANS! LATER STILL WAKE UP, IMPA. WE'RE GOING TO FRANCE TO FIND MY FATHER. ALL RIGHT, DEAR. I'LL GET THE TRIFORCE OF WISDOM. Zelda = Marie Antoneitte (sp?) and The King = King of Prussia, while Duke Onkel = Louis XVI. ...screw historical accuracy

GEE, IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE. MAI BOI, THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR. I JUST WONDER WHAT ROBESPIERRE'S UP TO. YOUR MAJESTY, ROBESPIERRE AND HIS MINIONS HAVE SEIZED THE LAND OF FRANCE! HMM... HOW CAN WE HELP? IT IS WRITTEN, ONLY LINK CAN DEFEAT ROBESPIERRE. GREAT! I'LL GRAB MY STUFF! THERE IS NO TIME. YOUR SWORD IS ENOUGH. SQUADALA! WE'RE OFF! WOW, WHAT ARE ALL THOSE WOODEN FRAMES? THESE ARE THE GUILLOTINES OF EVIL. YOU MUST CONQUER EACH. I GUESS I'D BETTER GET STARTED. HERE IS THE MAP. WHERE DO YOU WISH TO GO? ...I was studying the French Revolution. >_>

yay thanksgiving

He's going to cross the date line and lose Thanksgiving? owned

Epic win.

Hello, Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta.

I exist as long as there is coffee. If therewas no more coffee, I would cease my existance.

lawl