THE FUCK GUYS!? WHAT THE FUCK! NO NO NO NO! DON'T STOP, CONTINUE. I HAD A FUCKING SANDWICH AND NOW IT'S GONE. WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU GUYS FUCKING DO THIS!?
My girlfriend is trying to teach me to play D&D, but she has yet to finish explaining it all to me. She doesn't want anyone else explaining either, supposed to be a bonding thing I guess.