Defeatist Elitist

Not that I hate Eragon, but Paulini read a lot of Tolkien. And I mean a lot. And it influenced him. A lot. Now I love Tolkien, but if I wanted Tolkien I could just read Lord of the Rings or something, not the Watered Down Edition. Basically, it's like Lord of the Rings and ilk, with most of the good stuff removed or not entirely present/the same.

I think bestiality is a pretty cool guy. Eh is a good way to avoid getting pregnant and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think my dad and my friend both have Swine Flu.

Oh shit, I just thought of something made of complete suck. If my Togepi hatches and has goddamn Hustle. But if he does get Serene Grace, that Extrasensory will be hax as shit.

Fly over the water and grab the flower with a rope, or pull it out with a fishing rod from afar. Then kill the piranha with a toaster. Oh I beat it and all. I just hate it. I killed the bee with a raygun, grabbed the two non water flowers, and then distracted the piranha with a pig.

Fuck you all I wanted more French Reggae.

Wings + Grappling Hook = happy me. But fuck that level with the bee and the piranha and the flowers you had to get. I fucking hate that piranha so much.

Fuck the rules. Do it anyway. Better yet, get MORE DRUNK.

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break some windows

Just a neat story: A guy I know who is graduating from high school this year visited his non supervised "Grad Sleepover". He had never thought of drinking or smoking pot before. 11 beers, a quarter of a micky, a couple shots of vodka and a joint later he was having the time of his life, and was incredibly ecstatic the next morning. He smashed a window and had to pay $450 dollars for it, but was still glad it had happened. Moral of this story: this shit is pretty cool.

J'aime vraiment le cock.

Already did. (scroll up) Whoops. OxyClean guy is still in there, though. Dude, have you ever SEEN an OxyClean commercial? You know the ones where he says "Hi, BILLY MAYS HERE"?

Seems like a good time for a revolution. Rise up and overthrow your oppressors!

So The Amazing Atheist is now on the Nostalgia Critic's website. Just pointing out how awesome this is.

You are ins anely faggot.

Oh fuck the music is incredible. Game Corner music man. Super ultra groovy funkalicious. It sounds like a couple Aipom spazzed out on a keyboard.

Oh christ this is amazing.

Grinding solves every problem. If you find a problem it isn't solving, you simply aren't doing it enough.

Fuck yeah man, drugs, sex and rock and roll. But really, I don't care if people want to do that, they can go ahead. On the other hand, drugs and alcohol (lol) can have an effect on people who are still developing, so I think it should still be illegal to sell these things to people who are underage. EDIT: I don't think ANY of them are bad, they can all just lead to undesirable consequences, but usually when enjoyed properly and safely, they likely won't.

Irony at the misspelling of "Insanely"... You are ins anely retarded. Au Contraire, my IQ is 135. Retarded is an IQ below 80, while "average" is 100. Pase in coint.

Irony at the misspelling of "Insanely"... You are ins anely retarded.

This thread was ins anely sexy, but is no longer. Faggots.

Soren, you pussy, ever heard of adultery? Would you rather like vore or eat shit?

I don't support banning home schooling, but I also don't support "My child is a special flower who cannot be exposed to anyone elses viewpoint" reasoning. There are a lot of parents who do this, completely ignoring the fact that the majority of the child's life is spent with the parent, being told the parents view, only hearing about what the parent wants them to hear about. To an extent, I think it should be NECESSARY for children to hear things from other people, because I don't think it is a parents right to dictate what their child will know and believe, likely for most of their life (beliefs drilled into you when you are young can be very hard to shake off).