Defeatist Elitist

You've said this before. You also, you know, threatened to fucking rip my eyeballs out with a pair of plyers and watch me suffer if we ever met, because death is too good for me. I'm fucking scared now guys. Lyle is gonna come for me! He is a real man. He will get me THROUGH THE INTERNET. He'll hunt me down. I know it to be fact. And then he will clearly overpower me and rip out my eyeballs. I am quaking in my e-boots right now. Oh boy am I terrified!

Waiting for SF to come to its senses, let my story back up and compensate me for my mental hurt and the trauma I went through today!

Clearly. Appropriate is a very subjective term.

I will explain it fully to you guys.

Why has no-one answered? Its clear that there are mods online, and at least one would have had to have deleted it.

You mean FUCKING AWESOME. Also, Lyle said that if he ever met me he would rip out my eyeballs and let me suffer for a very long time. I feel threatened! :P

We'll bitch about it being deleted then!

A friend of mine posted a story I wrote in the Creative Writing section of Serenes Forest but it was deleted without any explanation. So why?

Well then, don't get offended? I dunno what else to say... There is a fair amount of people who found it hilarious, myself included.

Sweet, someone just called me the scum of the earth! MERIT BADGE! LEVEL UP! Fuck you guys, ITS A GODDAMN JOKE. I would find it FUNNY if someone wrote this about me. In fact, it would be awesome.

Fuck you guys, let me explain. This is hilarious. Its all for the lulz. Hell, it FLATTERS Lyle, AND Princess! They should be proud! I would be! It's a parody erotica because erotica is naturally hilarious, so a PARODY erotica is just awesome!

I wear that as a badge of pride!

They're not horrible, he is bleeding from AWESOME!

Get on MSN so I can send you the completed copy.

It WILL include Brain Damage.

So now my masterpiece (or OUR masterpiece) has been shared with many a soul. Post feedback without spoilers here!

No, I'm pretty sure that it's fucking great, although I had to write more than half of it because everyone left... But I am great at writing this shit.

There was also war paint. Made out of something interesting.

But that's 'cause we're all in on it. Teeheehee!

Especially if you're Princess Kilvas or Lyle Dayek.

How 'bout Gau~? :D

Wow, and to think that I was TRYING to make a hideous sig. :( I guess you can't beat a natural. sadface

1) Yeah, I could probably have capitalized on that more. 2) Totally missed that. :( 3) Again, I missed that, although I was going to bring that up if he questioned my Supports. I suppose it would have been better to present it upfront though... 4) As for this, and a couple other things you mentioned, I'm not quite sure here. Mentioning that would obviously have helped Ross's side of things. Should I have said so anyway? 5) Not a joke, but I meant "this is tight" like "this is good", although I can see how the meanings can be confused. But yeah, as I showed later, that amount of Avoid difference can make her impossible to hit, while he's facing almost 50% hit chances. 6) Again, like 4. :D

I wonder what those are... Could they be... Scones?

You know, you guys are really making me want to make the FE4 Thread and Ultima become one...