It was a moment of time like any other in the farthest extents of the galaxy. Piss boring. The Eggbeater hurtled through space. For many years it had sluiced dust into its rapidly spinning blades as it carved through the interstellar vacuum. No spacecraft more beautiful was known to any universe, and only light was known to rival its sublime speed. Tearing apart space-time like a nuclear missile tears apart dehydrated rice, the Eggbeater was decelerating at the end of its trek to a large but insignificant Jovian planet. Suddenly, from the planets thick, hydrogen rich atmosphere rose an vessel of behemoth proportions. The Eggbeater picked up trace signatures of an interstellar propulsion drive of impossible power.
The rival craft arced into the planet's orbit and nestled itself among one of its many icy rings. As per its form, the crew of the Eggbeater dubbed it the Cheese Grater. Through its many millions of pores, the Cheese Grater exuded superheated hydrogen. Its incredible potential for thrust was immeasurable.
The Eggbeater was the culmination of a thousand races' worth of knowledge, its design was perfect and its power supreme. How was it that the energies leaking from the Cheese Grater indicated it could graze even closer to the speed of light? The Eggbeater's huge diamond plated blades revved up to eight hundred billion revolutions per second as it prepared to engage this preternatural craft born of unknowable heresy.
Without warning, huge stretches of the Jovian's sky were fired at inconceivable speeds towards the Eggbeater. The ejecta was hotter than any star and acted like a flamethrower extending multiple light seconds into the void. Was this attack orchestrated by the Cheese Grater? Was the Eggbeater outmatched by its mysterious adversary?
The Eggbeater's crew willed the ship immune to inertia, and it performed jarring turns and accelerations without turning its crew into sticky red mud. These tactics could not, however, be relied on forever, and the Cheese Grater grew ever more ominous as it drew forth from the planetary ring in which it had previously settled. Beads of salty sweat began to trickle from the brow of the Eggbeater's captain.
The brow of the Eggbeater's captain collected beads of salty sweat.
... continue the saga ...