someonewhodied Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Freaking cat tried to claw my right eyeball out. The cat belongs to my neighbor, a user here who goes by the name Skyos... I hate his cat now... ITS SO ANNOYING!!! The cat does something evil...then gives a cute look making you forgive everything..... Yes i know i deserved it...but it still hurt... im seriously not joking...a cat... attacked my face... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 cool. Did you masturbate to it burning in oil? I knew a guy like that once. Sick fuck he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 You deserved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 You deserved it. perhapz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted September 8, 2010 Author Share Posted September 8, 2010 You deserved it. I KNOW I DESERVED IT!!! it still hurt though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 I lol'd I still hate cats though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Nightmare Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Freaking cat tried to claw my right eyeball out. The cat belongs to my neighbor, a user here who goes by the name Skyos... I hate his cat now... ITS SO ANNOYING!!! The cat does something evil...then gives a cute look making you forgive everything..... Yes i know i deserved it...but it still hurt... im seriously not joking...a cat... attacked my face... I know how you feel. Same thing happened. The only thing that changes here is that a Husky Siberian attacked me at my friends place and I got a scar -__- (F*****g dog...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 lawl cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted September 8, 2010 Author Share Posted September 8, 2010 now im scared of adorable evil kittens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 I demand a picture of this warrior kitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Cats can be pretty nasty creatures... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Do not think that I am above cutting you with a plastic spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 I'm serious. I remember I tried to pet my friend's cat once and it tried to bite me just for the hell of it. I'm not saying I'm not a cat lover, I'm just saying cats aren't SeverIan lovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 It was probably batshit stoned on PCP and catnip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Freaking cat tried to claw my right eyeball out. The cat belongs to my neighbor, a user here who goes by the name Skyos... I hate his cat now... ITS SO ANNOYING!!! The cat does something evil...then gives a cute look making you forgive everything..... Yes i know i deserved it...but it still hurt... im seriously not joking...a cat... attacked my face... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Gods, I love cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasied Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 I'm good with cats. Whenever I get hurt by one it's someone else's fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelia Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 That's it. YOU R ON TEH LIST. Joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaceDancer Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Ducks > Turtles > Dogs > ... > Cats You should kill it and eat it. Feline stew, with cabbage and beans and potato. Yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 lawl cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 The cat does something evil...then gives a cute look making you forgive everything..... First they're sour. Then they're sweet. I'm allergic to cats. But I like to petz them anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Ducks > Turtles > Dogs > ... > Cats You should kill it and eat it. Feline stew, with cabbage and beans and potato. Yum. AZN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 (edited) I think i still have some fur in my eye... stupid cat sheds so much... and im expecting skyos to jump into this topic at any time and post an entire page about my stupidity of standing (Sitting...whatever) still instead of doing something while his cat jumped onto his laptop which i was using....(the cat was actually smart enough to open google chrome's help page by itself) Edited September 9, 2010 by someonewhodied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 I know how you feel. Same thing happened. The only thing that changes here is that a Husky Siberian attacked me at my friends place and I got a scar -__- (F*****g dog...) Respect the husky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 The Claw likes kitties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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