Parrhesia Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Big Year 10 thing last night. I was desperate to try and break out of the distinctly Friend Zoned relationship I'd found myself in. It took an hour just to have the courage to dance at all, three more to even try (and fail) to ask her to join. Then, as the obnoxious DJ screams "This one's for all you couples out there!", she immediately grabs one of her myriad and near-identical female friends. That stung. But not as much as when the night finally finished. "So," I said, somewhat bitterly, "as your relationship partner in the vaguest sense, I guess I'm obliged to ask you...how was the-" She snorted, as if this was the funniest thing she'd heard all night. "What makes you think we were still in a relationship after you forgot my birthday?" Right. I was chasing after someone I only liked in a vague sense due to a relationship of convenience (but that's a different story altogether) for an unknown amount of months because she never told me that I had been ditched for forgetting one day out of three hundred and sixty five, when there was someone else who, while almost definitely taken, was at the least a possibility and a less OCD match for my personality. THAT fucking stung. My Life Is A Sitcom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 mine is still worst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 1, 2010 Author Share Posted December 1, 2010 Incidentally, laughing as a response will not be taken badly. That shit was probably fuckin' HILARIOUS as a third-party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarryNovaSaiyan Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 That sucks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 *patpat* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanami Touko Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I loled XD Sorry, Furet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 (edited) I can't say I feel you, but that is just bad. Sorry, dude. EDIT: Okay, I read it again. Fuck. Edited December 2, 2010 by Dickpickle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 Nah, 's cool. After all, at least I won't be shackled any longer to someone willing to drop you for an excuse such as that. That, or she thought I was below her standards and dropped me with the lamest of excuses, but, well...as far as blows to my battered ego go, that was pretty mediocre. Besides, with her glasses off she looks uncannily like a heavier version of my oldest cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanami Touko Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Nah, 's cool. After all, at least I won't be shackled any longer to someone willing to drop you for an excuse such as that. That, or she thought I was below her standards and dropped me with the lamest of excuses, but, well...as far as blows to my battered ego go, that was pretty mediocre. Besides, with her glasses off she looks uncannily like a heavier version of my oldest cousin. Dood, at least you had the courage to try and ask. Makes you braver and manlier than I XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I'm going to laugh and proffer my sister as a replacement. She ain't much older than you, dude. Just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 Dood, at least you had the courage to try and ask. Makes you braver and manlier than I XD There's the other thing; she asked me =P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanami Touko Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 There's the other thing; she asked me =P Wow, seriously? What a grade A bitch :< So glad I don't have to worry about relationships anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Never forget that there are always other girls. Just be yourself (As long as you are not creepy. Then don't be yourself. o.O) and you will find the girl for you. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Bitches, dude. Hit the weight room and work out the stress. Works wonders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 Wow, seriously? What a grade A bitch :< I'll be sure to tell her you said that, and then she'll probably smash me in the face with seventy-five kilos of avoided domestic violence. The experience will hopefully help me get over the fact that I avoided being surely killed by someone even more moodswingy and neurotic than myself. Never forget that there are always other girls. Just be yourself (As long as you are not creepy. Then don't be yourself. o.O) and you will find the girl for you. :) My Irish charms will net me someone, I'm certain of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chococoke Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 However, forgetting her birthday, that's pretty bad too. Not saying you deserved it, but that's kind of bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Never forget that there are always other girls. Just be yourself (As long as you are not creepy. Then don't be yourself. o.O) and you will find the girl for you. :) But if you're funny creepy you're good off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 Bitches, dude. Hit the weight room and work out the stress. Works wonders. I'm not stressed so much as ... meh. Besides, I'm not exactly the strongest of characters. More...pathetically weak, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I'll be sure to tell her you said that, and then she'll probably smash me in the face with seventy-five kilos of avoided domestic violence. The experience will hopefully help me get over the fact that I avoided being surely killed by someone even more moodswingy and neurotic than myself. I read "neurotic" as "erotic" at first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 However, forgetting her birthday, that's pretty bad too. Not saying you deserved it, but that's kind of bad. Three hundred and sixty five days in a year. I'm lucky if I can remember assignment due dates. And I'm expected to know one day in 365? One insignificant day? I mean, she probably doesn't even know mine. Do I give a fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Lolnightmare. Well, working out helps you get stronger. That's how I wield Steel Blades with minimal AS loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 Strength is overrated anyway. I'm more of a 'grab actual weapon and high ground' type of guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Lolnightmare. Well, working out helps you get stronger. That's how I wield Steel Blades with minimal AS loss. It does. And it also gives you beautiful, rippling muscles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Oh right. You're good with bows. I wish I had enough long-distance aim to use them. My aim is hilariousbad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 *Takes notes in the event that a relationship ever occurs* I mean, it'll never happen, but it's good to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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