Inactive Account Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 A creaky old voice issue from the machine: "Get offa my lawn! Dern kids." *inserts cane* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 You get. . .wait for it. . .a spider! YOWZA! *inserts a candy wrapper* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 You get a note. "Please dispense this garbage elsewhere." *inserts Vending Machine* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 You get Negative Gate. Have fun! *inserts the letter N* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 You get the letter 'Q'!! *inserts penny* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 You get an empty bottle that previously contained ibuprofen. *skushes spider* *inserts headache* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 You get heartache. *inserts meme* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 You get RickRoll'd. *Inserts a rabbit* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 You get Vika in a bunny girl costume *Inserts an axe attached to a nuclear missile* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 You get a BFG 9000. *Inserts a pair of nunchucks* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 You get a kendo stick to the face. /inserts Fire emblem cartridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 You got a $1 bill as a present from a cheap guy! *Inserts all 7 Super Emeralds (which exist, btw. Go play Sonic and Knuckles with Sonic 3 on top if you don't believe me).* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 You get Emerl... shit, he took in all the emeralds, GL /Inserts memories in hoping to get rid of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 You got amnesia! *Inserts wedding ring in hopes of getting something cool.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 You get in laws! Inserts coin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 You got a Boomers token! *Inserts Earthbound's Sanctuary Battle theme.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 You get a CD! It seems to be filled with classical music. *inserts a spider* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 You get a legion of spiiiiiders. *inserts ABBA* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffPuff Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Receive an Abra *Insert Coin* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 You got a Aideen TCG card! It appears to have drool stains on it, it must of belonged to a hardcore fanboy. *inserts coin* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HongLei Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 You get a pet rock, it's just like a dog you can teach it tricks like play dead and stay The best part is you don't have to feed it 'inserts a smoke detector' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 The machine forcefully spits out a battery. Luckily, it missed your head, or you'd be dead. Car batteries are heavy! *inserts Purple Skittle* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 You get a red M&M. *Inserts Kirby* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 YOU GET THE BLACK DEATH! *Inserts Ninjamonkey's dead body corpse* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 You get a portal to the void. It's really more like a gaping wound in the fabric of the universe... *inserts coin* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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