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New York, Jan 29 (ANI): A woman from Los Angeles has reportedly filed a 1- trillion-dollar lawsuit against music mogul Diddy, claiming that he is responsible for the September 11 attacks.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks also accused Diddy, whose real name is Sean Combs, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and police brutality victim Rodney King of somehow being responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center.

After they "knocked down the WTC" she wrote, the three came and "knocked my children down."

Turks also added that Diddy stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars" that she won in a Mississippi casino and later gave it away to someone else.

She further claimed she once dated Diddy and that the 41-year-old rapper is the father of her 23-year-old son.

She is petitioning for 900 billion dollars in child support. The other 100 billion dollars she is seeking is for "loss of income," reports the New York Post.

A Los Angeles judge denied her request for a restraining order against Diddy, but set a hearing for Jan 31. (ANI)

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Dear America. Your country is fundamentally incorrect!

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What we have here is a rare species of animal, the Absolute Moron, in it's natural habitat. Observe, as it defies common logic, and is generally absurd in it's interaction with humans. Possibly worse than the Basement Dwellers, but that's a different documentary.

In other news: Thank god I'm not American.

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So I take it your timezone is none of GMT -10 through GMT -5?

Thank god I am American. I have a nice quality of life and am underestimated by a lot of people because of a handful of idiots who do a better job of getting the media's attention (who also happen to be idiots).

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I sort of just said that. >.>

I say "sort of" only because the person could be Antarctican and be in those timezones without being American.

Except that implies people live there...

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