Life Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 (edited) New York, Jan 29 (ANI): A woman from Los Angeles has reportedly filed a 1- trillion-dollar lawsuit against music mogul Diddy, claiming that he is responsible for the September 11 attacks.According to the Hollywood Reporter, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks also accused Diddy, whose real name is Sean Combs, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and police brutality victim Rodney King of somehow being responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center. After they "knocked down the WTC" she wrote, the three came and "knocked my children down." Turks also added that Diddy stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars" that she won in a Mississippi casino and later gave it away to someone else. She further claimed she once dated Diddy and that the 41-year-old rapper is the father of her 23-year-old son. She is petitioning for 900 billion dollars in child support. The other 100 billion dollars she is seeking is for "loss of income," reports the New York Post. A Los Angeles judge denied her request for a restraining order against Diddy, but set a hearing for Jan 31. (ANI) Source. Dear America. Your country is fundamentally incorrect! Edited January 31, 2011 by Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Wha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 She is petitioning for 900 billion dollars in child support. Let my signature speak for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted January 30, 2011 Author Share Posted January 30, 2011 Does P Diddy even HAVE 0.1% of the grand total that he's getting sued for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 There's going to be a hearing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted January 30, 2011 Author Share Posted January 30, 2011 Apparently tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 And here I thought they would have heard enough already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 ONE TRILLION DOLLARS! /drevil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted January 30, 2011 Author Share Posted January 30, 2011 100 billion dollars for loss of income... How did she lose income? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grace Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 What we have here is a rare species of animal, the Absolute Moron, in it's natural habitat. Observe, as it defies common logic, and is generally absurd in it's interaction with humans. Possibly worse than the Basement Dwellers, but that's a different documentary. In other news: Thank god I'm not American. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 So I take it your timezone is none of GMT -10 through GMT -5? Thank god I am American. I have a nice quality of life and am underestimated by a lot of people because of a handful of idiots who do a better job of getting the media's attention (who also happen to be idiots). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Except that if you are American, it means you were born somewhere within the continents of North and South America, not only the USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 I sort of just said that. >.> I say "sort of" only because the person could be Antarctican and be in those timezones without being American. Except that implies people live there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Er I thought you were saying American as in from USA, since some people in America don't have a nice quality of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Obviously I wasn't Also I'm not one of those people so I'm still happy to be in an America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 What. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Dear America. Your country is FUCKED up. ... Weren't you the one calling the US dumb for referring to itself as America? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 I'd rather call it "uneducated" as opposed to "dumb", "stupid", etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Gregor Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 I would like to point out that she was (and probably still is) a crackhead. Serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 In other news: Thank god I'm not American. Why? Absolute stupidity didn't make its start in America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 i blame new jersey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Why? Absolute stupidity didn't make its start in America It kinda concentrated in certain points though. About 40% of the Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Yahoo News Canada Daily Highlight Well there's your problem. Besides, celebrity gossip tend to be stupid shit like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 It kinda concentrated in certain points though. About 40% of the Earth. No one is safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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